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Jetboatguru
12-24-2002, 07:11 PM
Remember all my alias screen names and delete them.
Try to understand River Daves stance on "Drinking and Driving, Is it Really that Bad?"
Give JohnwithJm a big fat hug everytime I see him.
Use less toilet paper.
Cut visits to De Javu in half.
Visit the Hot Spots West section more.

MikeF
12-24-2002, 07:34 PM
Get a job! :D

Jrocket
12-24-2002, 07:44 PM
1#....Find a NEW job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Havasu Hangin'
12-24-2002, 07:45 PM
-Try to remember all Jetboatguru's alias screen names
-Cut back to five message boards

DickDanger
12-24-2002, 07:53 PM
After giving it some thought, I have a few of my own resolutions...
I vow to stop controlling my temper, and wish a serious case of hemmorhoids on every dick that cuts me off on the freeway.
I vow to stop being honest, and start lying to everyone concerning how fast my boat goes, the rated horsepower, and which fuel I run...."I'm telling ya, a few beer cans and a banana peel in the ol' flux capacitor lasts me a weekend!!!"
I vow to personally track down any and all people that spam my e mail address, and take a big steamy dump right on their lawn, and then use their cat to wipe myself.
I vow to completely saturate the next homeless person in the face with habanero pepper spray that asks me for change so they can piss it away on a bottle of thunderbird.
And finally, I vow to kick the next persons ass that insists on telling me that having gray hair at age 32 makes me look "distinguished."
-Dick "I'm not prejudiced....I hate everybody!!!" Danger out
[ December 24, 2002, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

JetBoatRich
12-24-2002, 07:56 PM
Screw it, i always break it anyways.
DD - nice list. I don't mind the homeless person that is honest and says he just going to drink. :o

Johnwithjm
12-24-2002, 08:08 PM
Jetboatguru:
Remember all my alias screen names and delete them.
Try to understand River Daves stance on "Drinking and Driving, Is it Really that Bad?"
Give JohnwithJm a big fat hug everytime I see him.
Use less toilet paper.
Cut visits to De Javu in half.
Visit the Hot Spots West section more. JBG I`m with you on #2 and 4 but #5 we should leave that one alone :D

Tom Brown
12-24-2002, 08:25 PM
> I will try and avoid causing/creating/ and
> being a part of "board wars" as well as the
> flames that take place on all of the boards.
Blow it out your ass.
-- Tom :D

Jrocket
12-24-2002, 08:33 PM
Tom....my frozen friend I gave ya five stars for the blow it out your ass phrase......Nice work!! :D

Kwicherbichen
12-24-2002, 09:10 PM
I resolve to stop making resolutions. I never keep'em anyway.

BigBoyToys
12-24-2002, 09:12 PM
Go faster, go faster, go faster. That about covers my 3 resolutions for this year....any questions? :D

RiverLife
12-24-2002, 09:55 PM
Buy a house!

K3-River-Rat
12-24-2002, 10:14 PM
BigBoyToys:
Go faster, go faster, go faster. That about covers my 3 resolutions for this year....any questions? :D #1. How fast then?
#2. How fast now?
#3. How fast next?
:D ........ :confused: :confused: :confused: ........ :D

BigBoyToys
12-24-2002, 10:16 PM
K3-River-Rat:
BigBoyToys:
Go faster, go faster, go faster. That about covers my 3 resolutions for this year....any questions? :D #1. How fast then?
#2. How fast now?
#3. How fast next?
:D ........ :confused: :confused: :confused: ........ :D As fast as my Angels can fly :D (and my wallet can afford eek! )

Kim Hanson
12-24-2002, 10:21 PM
I want to be the real me and not this "PUSSY" on here, that is a shot in the Dark though.....( . )( . )....... :D wink

boatnam2
12-25-2002, 08:00 AM
well mine is a tuff one for me anyways.im going to try and lose 70 pounds and give the ticker a break.oh yea and spend as much time at the river as i can,might be able to do this one.

058
12-25-2002, 10:45 AM
My new years resolution is not to make new years resolutions. wink

K3-River-Rat
12-25-2002, 10:47 AM
Mine are,
#1. To put more of an effort into pushing harder to force
my goals THROUGH to the very END!!
#2. To make DAMN SURE I do NOT allow 2002 to continue any further
than it absolutly HAS to into my 2003!!!! burningm
#3. Sell off ALL of my unnecessary excess that I do not need I can live without!!
#4. Put 110% of effort into pursuing a patent for a product
I have invented :)
(boaters can use it too & will wonder why it wasn't manufactured years ago )
#5. After accomplishing 1-4 wink MOVE to a warmer climate :cool:
hey idea where I can even boat all year round!!!!
Then I might even find the time to build my NEW all aluminum RAT motor I have been wanting to build for one of my boats and give some of you west coast run what you BRUNG guys quite a RUN for your MONEY eek!
That will keep me more than busy the whole year through
IF I can even get it all done!!
But hey it will definatly be worth my effort!!!! :D
Holy shit, this thing resembles one of my famous Hot Boat "Power Posts"!!!
(revised version!) Thanks Rich wink
[ December 25, 2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: K3-River-Rat ]

JetBoatRich
12-25-2002, 11:16 AM
K3 should we remind you know and then? It will help you follow through :D

K3-River-Rat
12-25-2002, 11:37 AM
Ya know Rich,
That might not be a bad idea with the way my 2002 went :D :D wink

rrrr
12-25-2002, 01:45 PM
Get off my fat ass and finish my project. Need to get that sweet little Howard in the water so I can scare the shit out of myself.
Found this gem on another board this morning:
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting "Wow, what a ride!!!".
Merry Christmas to all!!!!

Stupid Fast
12-26-2002, 01:40 PM
This Year I am going to put my 2 year old daughter before work. She, no I need her to know who her daddy is.

Liberator TJ1984
12-26-2002, 02:04 PM
Being newly Divorced !!! wink
Spending as much time as I can with my 6yr.old son
and showing him the finer things in Life like my Dad did with me.. :D

rivercutie
12-26-2002, 02:09 PM
Well take more days off and head to the river more :)

sandblasted
12-26-2002, 02:12 PM
why rush it? I got 6 more days to think up something good...Not that I'll stick to it anyway!!

rivercutie
12-26-2002, 02:14 PM
Try to make friends with more people from the boards just got rated a low score again :(
Am I really that unfriendly?

Liberator TJ1984
12-26-2002, 02:29 PM
Gave ya 5 back !!!

K3-River-Rat
12-26-2002, 02:29 PM
Bonnie
There is someone on here lately that likes to play "Star Sniper" that's all!! :mad:
Nothing YOU have done personally to anyone!!! wink

rivercutie
12-26-2002, 02:33 PM
Thanks 5 back at ya :D ..
Hey K-3 so sorry about your car I hope it all works out for ya..

missboatnam1
12-26-2002, 03:48 PM
this is a tuffy, but i think mine is to be healthier, eat right, work out, and to change my life style just a bit!!! not be on the fast lane all the time....old age is gaining on me!!! :D :D ow and im going to dedicate some time to abused childern, who have assholes for parents. :D :D

Charley
12-26-2002, 03:59 PM
Stop talking so much shit on these boards but till then .................................................. ...............................................Eli minators SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding Y'ALL.....well sorta wink :D eek!

HCS
12-26-2002, 04:08 PM
It's always the same for me,
Eat less.
Drink less.
And it never works.
WTF! the wife just called she's out of gas
on the freeway. :confused:

Hustler
12-26-2002, 06:05 PM
JBG, Check your e-mail

topless
12-26-2002, 06:11 PM
OK my resolution is to be "nice " to people on the boards......but since it isn't 2003 yet.... I can still be mean and then laugh when you get mad.Happy new years to most of you. (notice I said most?)

Her454
12-27-2002, 05:37 PM
ok, here goes...
#1. Be more careful around the dog run..... wink
#2. Sometime during the year, meet up with MsBoatnam, MsHBJet, Mj19, and the whole So Cal group at one of their functions and down a few beers... :D
#3. Have more patience with my teenager...

ROZ
12-27-2002, 05:54 PM
-Communicate better with my wife.
-Be a better father...If that's possible
-Finish school
-work out.....Not at Balley in Vista....Sorry 78Elim...lol
- GET THE DAM POOL DONE IN MY BACKYARD DO I CAN GET A BOAT!

K3-River-Rat
12-27-2002, 07:21 PM
rivercutie:
Thanks 5 back at ya :D ..
Hey K-3 so sorry about your car I hope it all works out for ya.. Thanks RC wink
I'd shoot ya another 5er if I could rate you more than once :(
But you aready got 5 from me wink
As far as my car goes :confused:
Just that much MORE money I lost this year is all I can say about it I guess! :rolleyes:
I can only hope next year will be better for me that's all :confused:

Duck
12-27-2002, 07:25 PM
Too easy. Lurk more-post less. Silent minority strikes again. Charleys wrong, Eliminators kick ass.
Duckinphaster than ever.