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2fast4u
11-13-2002, 11:14 AM
If you plan on a day of fun filled boating, swimming, cliff jumping/diving, and of course boozing... take these tips into consideration to ensure all goes smoothly.
1) dont wake up early and boat to the Havasu Springs Resort to gorge on biscits and gravy... you'll regret it later.
2) dont chase biscits and gravy with any sort of carbonated alcoholic malt beverage... no matter how tastey and cool it seems under the hot sun
3) surely by now the volitile combination in your stomach is starting to churn, so when you finally anchor in the cove... rest for awhile... dont immediately dive in and attempt to swim to the cliff, you're sure to tire before reaching land
4) after such a rigorous fight to make it to shore with a full stomach, again you should rest... dont immediately begin your acent to the top of the rocks... you'll vomit all over... and it doesnt taste better coming up
5) the rocks are hot... its the friggin desert, ok?... so when your stomach has settled... grow a pair and jump in the water, or you'll burn like a albino at a tanning salon
6) Dont stare at pastey's... you'll have a big burly bearded guy in your face
7) dont let anyone named norma help you clean your house
THATS IT !... by following these simple guidelines... you can ensure that your trip will be met with success.
(note: none of these guidelines were derived from actual experiances...) :D
Livin Large 27Hallett
11-13-2002, 11:19 AM
[ November 19, 2002, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Livin Large 27Hallett ]
DUCKY
11-13-2002, 11:24 AM
I was starting to wonder where this thread was headed... But it's obvious now. LOL!!!
gnarley
11-13-2002, 11:28 AM
And all this time I just thought Norma was just the local boat-beach slut. Sure am glad I didn't ever need to worry about running into anything like that eek!
Livin Large 27Hallett
11-13-2002, 11:33 AM
[ November 19, 2002, 08:56 AM: Message edited by: Livin Large 27Hallett ]
gnarley
11-13-2002, 12:20 PM
It kind of sounded like Norma had an identity problem from previous threads. Phew…I thought some po f*ers had a bad surprise, but they still could be in for one after the fact.
JetBoatRich
11-13-2002, 01:07 PM
Norma's name will never die here!
superV
11-13-2002, 01:28 PM
So lets hear more about this norma? Details man!
Livin Large 27Hallett
11-13-2002, 01:55 PM
[ November 19, 2002, 08:56 AM: Message edited by: Livin Large 27Hallett ]
beyondhelpin
11-13-2002, 07:39 PM
Livin Large
Seems like you painted a pretty clear picture to me. Might as well spill the detail now!
Wet Dream
11-13-2002, 08:57 PM
Is this the Norma that logged on and created a whole new thread just to bash someone on here, or was that another incident?
[ November 13, 2002, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Wet Dream ]
syke-o
11-13-2002, 10:45 PM
i think we have all left a Norma or two at a Wal-Mart in the past....