2fast4u
11-13-2002, 11:14 AM
If you plan on a day of fun filled boating, swimming, cliff jumping/diving, and of course boozing... take these tips into consideration to ensure all goes smoothly.
1) dont wake up early and boat to the Havasu Springs Resort to gorge on biscits and gravy... you'll regret it later.
2) dont chase biscits and gravy with any sort of carbonated alcoholic malt beverage... no matter how tastey and cool it seems under the hot sun
3) surely by now the volitile combination in your stomach is starting to churn, so when you finally anchor in the cove... rest for awhile... dont immediately dive in and attempt to swim to the cliff, you're sure to tire before reaching land
4) after such a rigorous fight to make it to shore with a full stomach, again you should rest... dont immediately begin your acent to the top of the rocks... you'll vomit all over... and it doesnt taste better coming up
5) the rocks are hot... its the friggin desert, ok?... so when your stomach has settled... grow a pair and jump in the water, or you'll burn like a albino at a tanning salon
6) Dont stare at pastey's... you'll have a big burly bearded guy in your face
7) dont let anyone named norma help you clean your house
THATS IT !... by following these simple guidelines... you can ensure that your trip will be met with success.
(note: none of these guidelines were derived from actual experiances...) :D
1) dont wake up early and boat to the Havasu Springs Resort to gorge on biscits and gravy... you'll regret it later.
2) dont chase biscits and gravy with any sort of carbonated alcoholic malt beverage... no matter how tastey and cool it seems under the hot sun
3) surely by now the volitile combination in your stomach is starting to churn, so when you finally anchor in the cove... rest for awhile... dont immediately dive in and attempt to swim to the cliff, you're sure to tire before reaching land
4) after such a rigorous fight to make it to shore with a full stomach, again you should rest... dont immediately begin your acent to the top of the rocks... you'll vomit all over... and it doesnt taste better coming up
5) the rocks are hot... its the friggin desert, ok?... so when your stomach has settled... grow a pair and jump in the water, or you'll burn like a albino at a tanning salon
6) Dont stare at pastey's... you'll have a big burly bearded guy in your face
7) dont let anyone named norma help you clean your house
THATS IT !... by following these simple guidelines... you can ensure that your trip will be met with success.
(note: none of these guidelines were derived from actual experiances...) :D