Golf

[Mandelon]

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[ October 08, 2003, 05:59 AM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[Cas]

Damn, too bad it's so late, I've been looking for a reason to get back into golf again. I basically quit 3 years ago with a 3.1 index, shot 75 at Kaanapali and hung up my clubs.
anyone have a Lear that could come get me? :D

[JetBoatRich]

sounds good to me, I can come up with an excuse to get to S.D.

[Mandelon]

If you want it you got it!

[Mrs Luvnlife]

Okay, I'll be there!!! I can call in sick and keep a secret!!! :D :D :D :D :D HA HA
[ October 07, 2003, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Mrs Luvnlife ]

[SDLifesaver]

Where is it at and is it still available? Call me 619-561-2385 Nick

[Kim Hanson]

Mandelon:
We had a cancellation in our foursome for the San Diego "Entertainers" golf tourney.
This is the one put on by the topless dancers' association here in San Diego. We have an opening for a player to fill our foursome.
This is the type of tournament where "those" kind of pictures come from. :D
The spot will go to waste so it yours for the asking. I have already paid.
Check in is at 8 am Wednesday, tomorrow morning. Shotgun start at 9:00, includes lunch, raffle, prizes cart and if you bring $$ for tips, lots of cart dances.. :D Prizes after, and then usually a party at one of the clubs.
I've won a 27" color tv, putter, free tee times at La Costa and several different clubs over the years. Met Tiger Woods dad last time.
Can you call in sick, are you self employed or even just unemployed? Can you keep your mouth shut about what goes on? If so PM me. Hurry, and it helps if you can play golf! :D You are cruel Mandelon, I work and Live in CANADA! I have to give 2 weeks notice if I'am not going to there! I play alot of tournaments, just around here though...playing pissed is the shit, kick most people's ass's...that's in the tournaments.......( . )( . )......... cry cry

[JetBoatRich]

SDLifesaver:
Where is it at and is it still available? Call me 619-561-2385 Nick easier for you to be there by 8am than me. If I had one extra day notice, I would not hesitate.
I am still a reserve if needed

[Mandelon]

SDLifesaver:
Where is it at and is it still available? Call me 619-561-2385 Nick I am calling you now.......

[JetBoatRich]

seems the PM is not working, Mandelon good luck and focus on the .....
eek!
I could leave now cry

[Mandelon]

Yeah, what is up with those errors? SMTP? what is that? Sorry I did not have more notice. It looks like Nick will be golfing... wink

[JetBoatRich]

It's all good, take pictures jawdrop

[75_Elim]

Oh ya !! This has my name all over it!
If the spot isn't filled call me 818-426-5922 :D

[MikeF]

If I had tommorow off I'd do it in a heartbeat!
Do they clean your balls and polish the sticks?! eek! :D That's the kind of caddie I need wink .

[Her454]

Subject: A hole behind you
>
>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
> >course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking
> >around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
> >explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
> >was playing.
> >
> >I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
> >So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to
> >his golf.
> >
> >On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
> >again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still
> >a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
> >
> >Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished
> >his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
> >sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
> >the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
> >the course often.
> >
> >He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
> >appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales
> >profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
> >
> >"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
> >
> >"No, I won't."
> >
> >"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> >
> >With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
> >
> >"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
> >
> >"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman
> >for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."