What makes you gay?

[Boozer]

Just curious here.
So women get together with women all the time, finger, use strap on, eat each other out. Whatever they get freaky yet they say they are not gay, just like to have fun. So is it possible for a woman to eat another out and not be gay?
This also brings another question into play. If I were to give RD a BJ like he keeps asking me for would that make me gay? Or would it just make me a real nice guy helping out a friend in need? Would it make RD gay because he got head from a guy or would he still retain his straight status because all he did was just sit there and get blown?
So tell me... What makes a person gay?

[Jrocket]

Boozer....Your scaring me!!

[SCUBA STEVE]

sounds like boozer wants to be a switch hitter. :D

[Boozer]

SCUBA STEVE:
sounds like boozer wants to be a switch hitter. :D I preffer the term "Nice guy" RD made it clear to me that he has been quite upset about the recent brake up and a BJ would help him out a lot in the healing process.

[superdave013]

Boozer:
Shit like this pisses me off! burningm
So you guys feel that these kids are not entitled to this? There are gay people in this world and there are a lot more of them then you guys care to realize. I really feel for those of you with kids. There's a 40% chance that one of your kids will be gay. If gays were openly accepted by people then there would be no need for a school like this but because of people like those of you who feel gays are sick and gays are wrong and their school should be burned down, schools like this have become a neccessity.
This is a free country is it not? Which stands for freedom of religion and freedom to think for yourself without persecution. You guys want your freedoms imposed on? I sure hope not and if you do maybe you should move to North Korea and live there where you do what you are told and don't have to deal with gays or transgenders.
These gay kids getting their own schools are your future so you had better respect them regardless because they WILL be your future presidents, bosses, lawyers, doctors, etc.
I don't think that being gay is right but it is not my job to judge or persecute these people because of their beliefs. It is however my responsibility as a compassionate understanding decent human being to let these people live their lives the way that they choose and not judge them because of it. Who am I to say they are wrong and sick for what they do?
Until the persecution of homosexuals is stopped I think they deserve their own schools and I think that this should become a trend. I also hope that you narrowminded f*&%^ enjoy picking up the tab on this. Your narrowminded views will be passed on to your children and their views will be passed onto their children and so on meaning more of these schools will be built and you will pay more taxes to support.
Accept the fact that not everyone is like you and not everyone believes what you do. Until then, pay up because these schools will continue and they will continue to cost you money. Raise my taxes, in my opinion this is a worthwhile cause and I don't mind having to pay for it. I'd rather pay an extra couple dollars a paycheck to know that my fellow American children can go to a school where they will not be judged and will be treated like regualr human beings regardless of their sexual orientation.
Enjoy :D Rants like this makes you gay. :)

[Her454]

superdave013:
Rants like this makes you gay. :) ROTFLMAO! :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

so your willing to be a "nice guy" and give him a bj to help him out? :confused:
Pitcher, catcher, what ever it might be, that is gay!! :D

[Boozer]

SCUBA STEVE:
so your willing to be a "nice guy" and give him a bj to help him out? :confused:
Pitcher, catcher, what ever it might be, that is gay!! :D I haven't done it yet. Trying to find out if it'll make me gay or not first.

[Jrocket]

Boozer:
SCUBA STEVE:
sounds like boozer wants to be a switch hitter. :D I preffer the term "Nice guy" RD made it clear to me that he has been quite upset about the recent brake up and a BJ would help him out a lot in the healing process. WTF?

[superdave013]

Her454:
superdave013:
Rants like this makes you gay. :) ROTFLMAO! :D I'm sure it will cost me a star or 2 but it was worth it. :D

[Jrocket]

Boozer:
SCUBA STEVE:
so your willing to be a "nice guy" and give him a bj to help him out? :confused:
Pitcher, catcher, what ever it might be, that is gay!! :D I haven't done it yet. Trying to find out if it'll make me gay or not first. It doesnt matter what "end" of the dick your on,your still gay. :D

[Boozer]

Jrocket:
Boozer:
SCUBA STEVE:
so your willing to be a "nice guy" and give him a bj to help him out? :confused:
Pitcher, catcher, what ever it might be, that is gay!! :D I haven't done it yet. Trying to find out if it'll make me gay or not first. It doesnt matter what "end" of the dick your on,your still gay. :D So you can't just do it because you're nice?

[AquaBoogie]

Sounds like someone is looking for a little coaching out of the closet.
A woman eating another woman is acceptable. You giving RD a bj is sick.

[Ziggy]

Point Boozer is making is that it seems to be socially OK for women to partake in each other but not so for men. Why so?
Boozer, your rep is faltering but at least you got RD :D :D J/K
RD, a hole is not just a hole, there are distinct differences, did you sleep during that part of Jr.High? wink

[sorry dog]

Having a name like "Hoss" = Gay

[Boozer]

Also.. You guys never commented on this part of the post:
So women get together with women all the time, finger, use strap on, eat each other out. Whatever they get freaky yet they say they are not gay, just like to have fun. So is it possible for a woman to eat another out and not be gay?
Lets not just stick to only PART of this topic.
-THANKS

[Boozer]

RiverDave:
Boozer:
SCUBA STEVE:
sounds like boozer wants to be a switch hitter. :D I preffer the term "Nice guy" RD made it clear to me that he has been quite upset about the recent brake up and a BJ would help him out a lot in the healing process. I didn't say anything about a recent break up. I just told ya to blow me. :D
RD Damnit RD! I'm trying to make it seem MORE straight, now you just totally blew it.
However, so what if I did it but didnt swallow and he used a jimmy hat also. Technically since the jimmy hat was worn I never "really" touched him. Ya know?

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[Kilrtoy]

CHICKS AND CKICKS = AWESOME
DUDES AND DUDES + FU@%&N GROSS
Even straight chicks like to watch other chicks due other chicks....

[Boozer]

Mrs.909er:
For some reason it turns men ( and women :D ) on to see women with other women.....but if a woman was to see a man being with another man....I bet you it would not turn her on. Don't know why...but that's the way it is and I am :) happy...gay...bi whatever...doesn't matter. So I guess you wont be wanting a copy of the video that Catmando was going to direct for us? We were going to title is "How to give head but still be straight."

[HalletDave]

However, so what if I did it but didnt swallow and he used a jimmy hat also. Technically since the jimmy hat was worn I never "really" touched him. Ya know?
Great logic there BOOZER. :rolleyes:
Kepp tellin' yourself that. wink
It is still considered smokin' rope. :p
Hallett Dave

[Boozer]

RiverDave:
Jesus, usually I take jokes pretty well, but I gotta admit that last post kinda gave me the heebie jeebies..
RD :D Those aren't heebie jebbies RD. They are butterflies caused by anticipation.

[Boozer]

Doh! Double post.
[ July 28, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Boozer ]

[RiverKitty]

Boozer:
I haven't done it yet. Trying to find out if it'll make me gay or not first. Just a friend helping out a friend, eh??? devil
I would be happy to bring along the video camera....sounds like a Kodak Moment to me!!! devil :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I want to get into this. Yes i agree girl on girl is a turn on for everyone.Gay-straight-bi-whatever. I do agree with 909ers. Aman with another man is just not right. I also don't know what it is. It's just not rightNow to see two guys and a girl or even two girls with a guy. That's different. :p :D :p :D smile_sp

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Riverkitty make sure it's a digital I want to see too. Pwweeeeeeaaaaassssssseee!!LMAO. Plus I don't think rd would mind much .LOL!!! eek! :D

[HalletDave]

I want to get into this. Yes i agree girl on girl is a turn on for everyone.Gay-straight-bi-whatever. I do agree with 909ers. Aman with another man is just not right. I also don't know what it is. It's just not rightNow to see two guys and a girl or even two girls with a guy. That's different.
What about an Alpaca on a woman?
or
What about a Llama on Boozer?
That would be different. :D
HD

[Boozer]

Tough crowd today. I can remember not so long ago I could post just about any topic and get some posts about it. Now I gotta resort to stuff like this. WTF???
What's a guy gotta do to get 1,000 posts nowadays.

[Gman]

Boozer....Dude, Your gay!!!!! No straight man joking or not would go so deep on a subject as you have. No offense I have or had gay friends and there sexuality is there business. But dude come out of the closet YOUR GAY!!!! suck a dick tongue some ass and finally come to the conclusion that you accept your gayness. Just don't come back and tell us about it. Just for future record if a guy tells you to "blow them" It's like saying f@#k you in a friendly way. It's in no way shape or form a invitation :D !

[Boozer]

HalletDave:
I want to get into this. Yes i agree girl on girl is a turn on for everyone.Gay-straight-bi-whatever. I do agree with 909ers. Aman with another man is just not right. I also don't know what it is. It's just not rightNow to see two guys and a girl or even two girls with a guy. That's different.
What about a Llama on Boozer?
That would be different. :D
HD Aye now.. Let's not bring up fraternity house memories okay.. Those days are over.

[HalletDave]

What's a guy gotta do to get 1,000 posts nowadays. Answer:
Start gay threads. :D :D :D
HD

[Kilrtoy]

What's a guy gotta do to get 1,000 posts nowadays
There's alot of single guys on here for you....

[HM]

That reminds me of this joke:
RD & Boozer are out at RD's house in Parker after a big weekend. They are all alone on monday night and watch a porno.
When the porno is all done, Boozer says to RD, hey, I am really horny after watching that. RD says, me too. Boozer then says, hey RD, no one is here, man, I really need to get off, do you mind if I fock you in the arse? RD says, you know what, I am as horny as you, and yah, that's cool, let's get at it!
Boozers starts pumping RD from behind. Then boozer leans down and starts nibbling on RD's ear, and RD yells "Hey, none of that queer shit!!!"

[Boozer]

What do you expect us to think of you with a signature that says "She thought it was small until I put it in her ASS!"
Not to mention the sense of hostility given by your post. Maybe you need to put on some pink and come out of the closet. Everyone knows having anal sex with a woman is the gateway to homosexuality.

[AquaBoogie]

A homosexual in a bar having a drink = gay boozer.
Boozer giving RD a blowjob = gay boozer.
Hmmmmm...

[Gman]

There does that make you feel better. We should of guessed you were gay by the Pee Wee Avatars. By the way I was just poking fun at you lighten up sweetie you can still blow RD! :D

[Her454]

RiverDave:
Can we start tapering off the usage of my name in this thread sometime in the near future?
RD I was starting to get concerned with the fact that didnt seem to be bothering you....

[AquaBoogie]

HolyMoly:
That reminds me of this joke:
RD & Boozer are out at RD's house in Parker after a big weekend. They are all alone on monday night and watch a porno.
When the porno is all done, Boozer says to RD, hey, I am really horny after watching that. RD says, me too. Boozer then says, hey RD, no one is here, man, I really need to get off, do you mind if I fock you in the arse? RD says, you know what, I am as horny as you, and yah, that's cool, let's get at it!
Boozers starts pumping RD from behind. Then boozer leans down and starts nibbling on RD's ear, and RD yells "Hey, none of that queer shit!!!" Funny shit...

[Boozer]

RiverDave:
Can we start tapering off the usage of my name in this thread sometime in the near future?
RD This thread is getting you closer to 10,000 posts. So take what you can get!

[VillainDave]

Boozer You scare me! You start a topic like this and then you have this at the bottom of your post !
I thought you'd never ask! Of course I don't mind if you put it in your mouth!
Hey!! don't stattle the fence you'll crack! your nuts!!! eek!

[HM]

Boozer:
RiverDave:
Can we start tapering off the usage of my name in this thread sometime in the near future?
RD This thread is getting you closer to 10,000 posts. So take what you can get! I think the proper response would be "Take it all, Bitch!"

[AquaBoogie]

AquaBoogie:
HolyMoly:
That reminds me of this joke:
RD & Boozer are out at RD's house in Parker after a big weekend. They are all alone on monday night and watch a porno.
When the porno is all done, Boozer says to RD, hey, I am really horny after watching that. RD says, me too. Boozer then says, hey RD, no one is here, man, I really need to get off, do you mind if I fock you in the arse? RD says, you know what, I am as horny as you, and yah, that's cool, let's get at it!
Boozers starts pumping RD from behind. Then boozer leans down and starts nibbling on RD's ear, and RD yells "Hey, none of that queer shit!!!" Funny shit... Read it again and laughed some more...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I know boozer had asked RD if he ever went camping with him and he woke up with a sore butt and it was all greasy would he tell anyone. Well RD said " NO" and boozer then asked RD if he wanted to go camping. :D jawdrop

[Gman]

I have met RD and he should just be happy anyone wants to blow him. ( Even if it's Boozer)
J/k RD. anyone who breaks his arm whacking off is okay in my book. Hell I applaud the work ethic. :D

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[Her454]

RiverDave:
Did you ever get your shirts?
RD No :( I was blaming it on Mullet Mountain mail......

[Jungle Boy]

Wholly Sheete Man, I go for a 2 hr nap and come back to this? I'm shocked and horrified and that you'd even wonder about sucking RD's dick. Step back from the computer and call help, now. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Well are you willing to help boozer? :D

[Jungle Boy]

Mrs.909er:
Boozer:
What do you expect us to think of you with a signature that says "She thought it was small until I put it in her ASS!"
Not to mention the sense of hostility given by your post. Maybe you need to put on some pink and come out of the closet. Everyone knows having anal sex with a woman is the gateway to homosexuality. I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body. :D eek! eek! eek! eek! eek!

[Gman]

Thanks Mrs909'er I haven't met a woman yet who doesn't enjoy it in the butt ever once and awhile. And those that do have never tried it. :D

[Kilrtoy]

I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body.
MRS 909er,
there is nothing now that I dont know about you........that was the final chapter

[Jungle Boy]

Jungle Boy:
Mrs.909er:
Boozer:
What do you expect us to think of you with a signature that says "She thought it was small until I put it in her ASS!"
Not to mention the sense of hostility given by your post. Maybe you need to put on some pink and come out of the closet. Everyone knows having anal sex with a woman is the gateway to homosexuality. I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body. :D eek! eek! eek! eek! eek! If Mr 909 meets an untimely early death, Call me!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

It wasn't to you RD it was to Jungle boy. He told Boozer to step back and call help I thoght he was offering his services to you too.!!LOL

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[Boozer]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
Well are you willing to help boozer? :D DOH! I have a VERY good come back to that BUT!! I can't say it out of respect for certain reasons. I have already done more then cross the line with this topic and I think my comeback would CROSS EVERY line ever put into place. So I'll just shut up now. At least until I can come up with something more PC.
[ July 28, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Boozer ]

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[Kilrtoy]

Ok get the SBJ, FLYin VEE's, yourself and lets party eek! :D :p wink

[hot_diggity_dog]

I have to use the high tech equipment for this one.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724gaydar.gif
My Gaydar screen has indicated that you are a gay guy in a straight guy's body trying to escape. eek! eek!
BOOZER were all like family here, wink you can come out with the breaking news that your are gay eek! , we won't bash you. :rolleyes:
Hot (definitely not gay, I am a Lesbian though) Diggity Dog :cool:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Read up a couple posts boozer it wasn't really for you either. But thanks for the respect!!LOL :D

[Jungle Boy]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
It wasn't to you RD it was to Jungle boy. He told Boozer to step back and call help I thoght he was offering his services to you too.!!LOL I think the yellow pages would work just fine, thank you very much!!! :D

[HM]

I heard on the radio, really, that the latest craze in gay porn is straight guys having sex each other????
I think there are two concerns here:
1. Why is a guy who stars in a gay porn flick that he has sex with another guy not considered gay?
2. Just goes to show you that the gay men really do want to have sex with straight guys! They fantasize about straight guys. It is about time they stopped acting like they were totally unactracted to straight males, and be honest that they want to pump all men (like boozer), and actually fantasize about taking the straight guy over to the dark side. So now all of you homophobes really have something to worry about!!
I find it easy to turn off gay men. I just wear black shoes with a brown belt and make sure my socks clash with my slacks. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Mrs.909er:
Ya..why? You are cute!! :D How's the swing? we are just breaking ours in . I feel like jane. :D :p

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Jungle Boy:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
It wasn't to you RD it was to Jungle boy. He told Boozer to step back and call help I thoght he was offering his services to you too.!!LOL I think the yellow pages would work just fine, thank you very much!!! :D LMFAO!!! good sport I like that. Let your fingers do the walking!!LOL :D :p :D :p

[Boozer]

RiverDave:
Mrs.909er:
Ya..why? It was a joke.. I was going to say something about getting a visual goin, but then I started thinking that it might potentially offend your husband so I decided not to go there.
RD It was an easy one to run away with RD. BUT there are lines that we just can't cross. VERY few but still a few.

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Mrs.909er:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
Mrs.909er:
Ya..why? You are cute!! :D How's the swing? we are just breaking ours in . I feel like jane. :D :p We do not have a swing...I think you got that from a joke Carl was making on one of the threads. I would not mind having one. They work great from the back.Need to get one and get into the swing of things!!LOL

[Jrocket]

Mrs.909er:
I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body. :D WOW...Im speechless and confused all in one.Anything else that you want to add? :D

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[RiverKitty]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
Riverkitty make sure it's a digital I want to see too. Pwweeeeeeaaaaassssssseee!!LMAO. Plus I don't think rd would mind much .LOL!!! You got it Girlfriend!!!
Heck, I may need someone to help out with the lighting!!! LMAO!!! :D
ok, OK!!! J/K Boyz!!!
p.s. Notice I didn't mention RD's name....ooops just did! Sorry RD! All in good fun! I know your straight as an arrow! wink

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

RiverDave:
Boozer:
RiverDave:
Mrs.909er:
Ya..why? It was a joke.. I was going to say something about getting a visual goin, but then I started thinking that it might potentially offend your husband so I decided not to go there.
RD It was an easy one to run away with RD. BUT there are lines that we just can't cross. VERY few but still a few. Well just so ya understand there's one line.. One very BOLD line that you and I are never going to cross. It's all fun n games until boozer gets out the knee pads. :D
RD Sooooo RD does this mean you are the one with elbow pads..LOL now we see where you are cummmmming from.. No pun intended eek! eek!

[HM]

RiverDave:
HolyMoly:
I heard on the radio, really, that the latest craze in gay porn is straight guys having sex each other????
I think there are two concerns here:
1. Why is a guy who stars in a gay porn flick that he has sex with another guy not considered gay?Becuase the guy in the flick has about 3 inches of "pride meat" (I'll give ya the definition if ya don't know)
I find it easy to turn off gay men. I just wear black shoes with a brown belt and make sure my socks clash with my slacks. :D The fact that you'd even know to say something like that is really making me wonder about you. :D
P.S. What did your buddy say? (and no this isn't in reference to anything gay for the peanut gallery)
RD LOL! He thought the deal with you sounded hot and wants to see your pictures first. LOL!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

RiverKitty:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
Riverkitty make sure it's a digital I want to see too. Pwweeeeeeaaaaassssssseee!!LMAO. Plus I don't think rd would mind much .LOL!!! You got it Girlfriend!!!
Heck, I may need someone to help out with the lighting!!! LMAO!!! :D
ok, OK!!! J/K Boyz!!!
p.s. Notice I didn't mention RD's name....ooops just did! Sorry RD! All in good fun! I know your straight as an arrow! wink I'll help drop lights, flash lights, spot lights anything I'll bring it. I think I can even get a flood light.LOL!!! :D :p

[Jungle Boy]

Mrs.909er:
Jrocket:
Mrs.909er:
I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body. :D WOW...Im speechless and confused all in one.Anything else that you want to add? :D How are you confused......need me to clarify anything for you? Yes please - with photos :D :D

[BADAXE]

Mrs.909er:
Jrocket:
Mrs.909er:
I do not agree. I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. And i don't think that Mr. 909er is gay for sticking it in any hole on my body. :D WOW...Im speechless and confused all in one.Anything else that you want to add? :D How are you confused......need me to clarify anything for you? You could clarify for me....and pictures would help. idea :D

[RiverKitty]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I'll help drop lights, flash lights, spot lights anything I'll bring it. I think I can even get a flood light.LOL!!! :D :p Dang girl! Your all right in my book!!!
LMFAO!!! :D :D :D

[Boozer]

You guys are bad! This started out as a family friendly clean, fun, humorous post and you guys JUST HAD TO bring up the anal sex and love swings didn't you? WTF??
BTW- Those love swings are cool but you should REALLY look into getting a sling. They never get boring.

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[RiverKitty]

ROFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!!! :D

[Boozer]

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LOL = Laughing out loud
BOBB = Bend over Bitch Boy (a person who will remain unnamed per his request to limit use of his name in this thread is VERY familiar with this)

[mike37]

RD is GAY jawdrop

[Danhercules]

Anyone who would post on this thread is gay in my book, Hell even reading this thread might make you gay!!!!
$hit eek! what did I just do cry Now I am gay!!!!
One more thing, Getting an penis enlargement makes you gay!!!
[ July 28, 2003, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Danhercules ]

[mike37]

dam boozer you shouldent post any more just take RD and get a room

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[mike37]

Mrs.909er:
Danhercules:
Anyone who would post on this thread is gay in my book, Hell even reading this thread might make you gay!!!!
$hit eek! what did I just do cry There goes your stars. That was not very nice. F**k off. your posts not gay
keep em cuming

[Boozer]

mike37:
dam boozer you shouldent post any more just take RD and get a room Well according to Dan you posting here makes you gay too. So when we get a room the big question is Do you want to join us?

[Danhercules]

Mrs.909er:
Danhercules:
Anyone who would post on this thread is gay in my book, Hell even reading this thread might make you gay!!!!
$hit eek! what did I just do cry There goes your stars. That was not very nice. F**k off. I hope that anger is not real. let me edit so you get the joke!

[Danhercules]

Danhercules:
Anyone who would post on this thread is gay in my book, Hell even reading this thread might make you gay!!!!
$hit eek! what did I just do cry Now I am gay!!!
One more thing, Getting an penis enlargement makes you gay!!!

[Mrs.909er]

[ July 29, 2003, 09:33 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[future boater]

Mrs.909er:
Edit...well you have not done it yet.....I'm waiting. he's saying posting here is gay then he posts here(which makes him gay). i think :confused: ...btw girl on girl is still gay no matter how much it turns me/you on. btw if homosexuality is a sin, where does it rank on the scale?

[Danhercules]

future boater:
Mrs.909er:
Edit...well you have not done it yet.....I'm waiting. he's saying posting here is gay then he posts here(which makes him gay). i think :confused: ...btw girl on girl is still gay no matter how much it turns me/you on. btw if homosexuality is a sin, where does it rank on the scale? Thats what I am trying to say. Thanks

[Boozer]

So I don't know about the rest of you but since this topic started my star rating is getting closer to 1 star. I got 2 new votes. Just because I am curious about something doesnt mean you should take all my stars!!

[Her454]

Boozer:
So I don't know about the rest of you but since this topic started my star rating is getting closer to 1 star. I got 2 new votes. Just because I am curious about something doesnt mean you should take all my stars!! I took a star before the thread even started..... eek!

[Boozer]

Her454:
Boozer:
So I don't know about the rest of you but since this topic started my star rating is getting closer to 1 star. I got 2 new votes. Just because I am curious about something doesnt mean you should take all my stars!! I took a star before the thread even started..... eek! Homophobe. cry cry

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I gave you a 5er Boozer. Just because????? :D

[Gman]

I gave Mrs909er 5 just for taking it in the butt :D

[Boozer]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
I gave you a 5er Boozer. Just because????? :D I gave u 5 as well. Just because I like you :)

[Boozer]

GGMMAANN:
I gave Mrs909er 5 just for taking it in the butt :D I should give her 5 as well.

[Jrocket]

Boozer:
So I don't know about the rest of you but since this topic started my star rating is getting closer to 1 star. I got 2 new votes. Just because I am curious about something doesnt mean you should take all my stars!! I didnt take any stars from ya!!

[HM]

future boater:
Mrs.909er:
Edit...well you have not done it yet.....I'm waiting. he's saying posting here is gay then he posts here(which makes him gay). i think :confused: ...btw girl on girl is still gay no matter how much it turns me/you on. btw if homosexuality is a sin, where does it rank on the scale? According to the bible, that is one of those sins that denies you access to the pearly gates. I wonder why the gates are pearly?

[wineguy069]

... The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your personality with one simple question.
Which is your favourite Teletubbie:
A.Yellow
B.Purple
C.Green
D.Red
Decide, then SCROLL DOWN
V
V
V
V
Profile for women...
A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come to you when troubled because you always make them feel better about themselves. You are apt to clash with Red Teletubbie people.
B. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and erratic. You have many ideas and set high standards for yourselves and others. Stay away from Green Teletubbie people, they tend to bring you down.
C. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to please others. Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match for you.
D.If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are fierce in your opinions and quick to anger, but stick by your friends through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people are an explosive combination.
Profile for men.............
A.If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are gay.
B.If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are gay
C.If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are gay.
D.If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are gay.

[565edge]

Better watch out boozer,racing rascal might take you on too! :D :D :D

[Boatcop]

Just remember. You can lick pussy all your life and nobody labels you.
But suck one cock............ eek!

[565edge]

Does anybody have a picture of racing rascals old boat,he use to have a sticker on the back that said he was a homo?

[Keith]

Hey Boozer, why take matters in your own hands?
Treat RD to a night at the boom boom room. A steamy lap dance or 2 is a good way to be on the way to recovery.

[Danhercules]

Boozer,
Dont complain about your stars, I would worry bout RD taking that butt cherry of yours!!! eek!

[Rexone]

anyone seen Aaron? eek! eek!
http://www.impywheels.com/images/gaypride.gif
[ July 29, 2003, 12:50 AM: Message edited by: Rexone ]

[ratso]

OK, here goes. Ex wife #4 liked to mount up on top of me and take it in the ass, thought she was going to rip it smooth off of me a couple of times. She claimed she had her most intense orgasms that way. Hope that helps a few of you guys out tonight.

[Mrs Sandbar Junkie]

Mrs.909er:
I love anal sex...... D THERE'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! :p :D wink

[75_Elim]

This is by far the funniest thread I've ever read! Granted it got much funnier after the 3rd beer, but still frikin hilarious!
To the ladies talking openly about their sexuality and preferences, I applaud you :) Many years ago I worked with exotic dancers at a strip club my friend owned and the girls were so free with talking about anything sexual.... It was great!! I learned sooo much. It's nice to hear that talk again..... Thank you :D It brings back great memories.

[beyondhelpin]

Kinda scares me there is so much posting on this subject!? Anyways here my take on the gay deal.
Two girls together......beautiful!
Two girls together and I get to join in........I ah, damn need to excuse myself from the computer for a quick......Im back! Now where was I?
Two bull dykes together with strap ons........damn I just scared myself!
Two guys together......so wrong there are no words to describe it.
More words of wisdom.......
Suck one dick and you are known as a queer for life!
Pitching or catching it does not matter!

[HammerDown]

Rexone:
anyone seen Aaron? eek! eek! Now thats funny.... :D J/K

[OutCole'd]

This is the funniest thread I have read in a while. Thanks All.

[OutCole'd]

GGMMAANN:
I gave Mrs909er 5 just for taking it in the butt :D LMAO !!!!!

[Doug H.]

I too think this is the funniest thread i ever saw, Boozer and RD if the two of you show up to CBBB together in a flashy rainbow colored boat with male blow up dolls strapped in then the cat's outta the bag and we'll know what time it is. you two guys just need a good old fashion male bonding session :D :D :D

[MagicMtnDan]

Mrs.909er:
I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. Only in America on the Internet...
I don't know most of the folks on this board but I know some and have met a few. Others I have not met but perhaps I know a little too much about(and I'm not sure why some folks want people around the world to know that much about them/their families). For example, I know Mrs. 909er:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wanted everyone's opinion on cutting her hair <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Showed off her boobies (nice!) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Talks openly about being bi (very nice - thanks for sharing and the visual) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is a very sexual person (she is right, there is nothing wrong with that :D ) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And likes to take it in the pooper :cool: (well alright!)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Based on all that, I like her a lot! But if I'm her husband (and I'm not), do I want her posting that stuff all over the boards (and pics of her kids)? Nope.
But I gladly gave her 5 stars for being open!

[Mrs.909er]

MagicMtnDan:
Mrs.909er:
I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. Only in America on the Internet...
I don't know most of the folks on this board but I know some and have met a few. Others I have not met but perhaps I know a little too much about(and I'm not sure why some folks want people around the world to know that much about them/their families). For example, I know Mrs. 909er:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wanted everyone's opinion on cutting her hair <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Showed off her boobies (nice!) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Talks openly about being bi (very nice - thanks for sharing and the visual) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is a very sexual person (she is right, there is nothing wrong with that :D ) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And likes to take it in the pooper :cool: (well alright!)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Based on all that, I like her a lot! But if I'm her husband (and I'm not), do I want her posting that stuff all over the boards (and pics of her kids)? Nope.
But I gladly gave her 5 stars for being open! Ok...fine then I am done posting. By the way I am not married yet. Sorry for letting you guys know too much. And what about pics of my kids??? I do not understand that part. I am very proud of my kids. I am a lot younger than most of you on these boards..a lot younger...and everything I do is revolved around my kids and my man....I think I am a good person....sorry that I am an honest..open....sexual person.If you don't want to hear about it..then here is the end to it. (I'll edit/erase all of my posts, just for you.)

[Blown 472]

Mrs.909er:
MagicMtnDan:
Mrs.909er:
I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. Only in America on the Internet...
I don't know most of the folks on this board but I know some and have met a few. Others I have not met but perhaps I know a little too much about(and I'm not sure why some folks want people around the world to know that much about them/their families). For example, I know Mrs. 909er:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wanted everyone's opinion on cutting her hair <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Showed off her boobies (nice!) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Talks openly about being bi (very nice - thanks for sharing and the visual) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is a very sexual person (she is right, there is nothing wrong with that :D ) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And likes to take it in the pooper :cool: (well alright!)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Based on all that, I like her a lot! But if I'm her husband (and I'm not), do I want her posting that stuff all over the boards (and pics of her kids)? Nope.
But I gladly gave her 5 stars for being open! Ok...fine then I am done posting. By the way I am not married yet. Sorry for letting you guys know too much. And what about pics of my kids??? I do not understand that part. I am very proud of my kids. I am a lot younger than most of you on these boards..a lot younger...and everything I do is revolved around my kids and my man....I think I am a good person....sorry that I am an honest..open....sexual person.If you don't want to hear about it..then here is the end to it. (I'll edit/erase all of my posts, just for you.) I have no problem with you being open, some folks cant handle peeps like you, they would rather have sunshine blown up their asses all day, good for you for speaking your mind and being true to yourself, **** em if they cant hang.

[Gman]

Don't leave your one of the truest, honest, open, kick ass chicks on here! :D **** the rest if they don't like it. They can go post somewhere else! :mad:

[Jungle Boy]

Mrs.909er:
MagicMtnDan:
Mrs.909er:
I love anal sex......i'm sure for him it's tighter than the other hole after having two kids. Only in America on the Internet...
I don't know most of the folks on this board but I know some and have met a few. Others I have not met but perhaps I know a little too much about(and I'm not sure why some folks want people around the world to know that much about them/their families). For example, I know Mrs. 909er:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Wanted everyone's opinion on cutting her hair <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Showed off her boobies (nice!) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Talks openly about being bi (very nice - thanks for sharing and the visual) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Is a very sexual person (she is right, there is nothing wrong with that :D ) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And likes to take it in the pooper :cool: (well alright!)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Based on all that, I like her a lot! But if I'm her husband (and I'm not), do I want her posting that stuff all over the boards (and pics of her kids)? Nope.
But I gladly gave her 5 stars for being open! Ok...fine then I am done posting. By the way I am not married yet. Sorry for letting you guys know too much. And what about pics of my kids??? I do not understand that part. I am very proud of my kids. I am a lot younger than most of you on these boards..a lot younger...and everything I do is revolved around my kids and my man....I think I am a good person....sorry that I am an honest..open....sexual person.If you don't want to hear about it..then here is the end to it. (I'll edit/erase all of my posts, just for you.) Say it ain't so. You can post all you want. I can't believe that someone would actually be offended by your openess. The fact that you're cool about your sexuality and don't mind talking about it, great. For the ones that are freaked out, well I'm sure that are some very nice church boards they can go to and talk about knitting sweaters for the poor. :D :D
Keep posting, I love it. Any sisters?? :D
[ July 29, 2003, 09:53 AM: Message edited by: Jungle Boy ]

[Boozer]

Mrs. 909er you have 5 stars that means that most everyone here likes you. If you can stay here with only 2 starts then you can DEFINITELY stay here with your 5. Keep talking about all the good sexual stuff, we like to hear it.

[Gman]

Hell Boozer likes you and he's gay!
:D

[BiggusJimbus]

I wonder why the gates are pearly? [/QB]Cause the guy that designed them thought that Pearly gates would be fabulous. Especially with the Mauve Carpets.
[ July 29, 2003, 11:40 AM: Message edited by: BiggusJimbus ]

[Kilrtoy]

Hey We like your stories, Keep it up. I do the same as you just not to the same extreme. I was posting pics of the MRS and some Men who dont like women complained. But for some reason I keep getting Emails asking for more. KEEP IT UP. Actually I want you to leave, so you two can come over....HEHEHEHE

[CaptStabin]

MS909.
Dont let these goody goodys get to you. The capt has your back in more ways than one.
Hey is mr909 into swapping wives? If so, I got a 11" cock, could your ass handle that?
If so PM me, I can always go for a little shit on the ol tip.

[Mrs.909er]

No...thanks for the offer though. I am a one man woman...and he better be a one woman man.....I just like women too. :)

[SCUBA STEVE]

Kilrtoy:
Hey We like your stories, Keep it up. I do the same as you just not to the same extreme. I was posting pics of the MRS and some Men who dont like women complained. But for some reason I keep getting Emails asking for more. KEEP IT UP. Actually I want you to leave, so you two can come over....HEHEHEHE Check your e-mail lol :D You know I wasnt one of the complainers. Btw where are the pix from the 4th... you slacker. lol :D
[ July 29, 2003, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: SCUBA STEVE ]