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Hallett19
02-25-2003, 12:07 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2161835864&category=128
make sure you read the captions
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen!! I hate french people, they are dirty crepe eating pompous shit heads. I have a friends who made the mistake of a study abroad program and witness an anit-war rally by frenchies (that's weird, huh?) and they had poster of president Bush with his head cut off!! And a few of her guy friends have been beat up by other crepe eating frenchies for stating their opinions on the war. If my geograpy is corect, we need to fly over france to get to the middle east, if departing from the east coast, what if we.....oooops.. dropped a bomb on those cheese eating surender monkeys "on accident" of course.

Sleek-Jet
02-25-2003, 12:16 PM
Outstanding, funny yet sadly true

twistedpair
02-25-2003, 12:30 PM
Hallett19:
I hate french people, they are dirty crepe eating pompous shit heads.C'mon now, don't sugarcoat it, tell us what you really think!! :D wink

beyondhelpin
02-25-2003, 12:43 PM
I had to send him an email. Thumbs up!

Jordy
02-25-2003, 01:14 PM
Hallett19:
those cheese eating surender monkeys Do they have a union? :D

24RODjr
02-25-2003, 01:20 PM
Did you all know playtime was french? :D

MJ19
02-25-2003, 01:23 PM
Hallett19:
If my geograpy is corect I think you mean geography wink

24RODjr
02-25-2003, 01:26 PM
MJ19:
Hallett19:
If my geograpy is corect I think you mean geography wink No...he meant Geograpy...Pronounced Geo-Crapy; def -- any referance to the country of, or area in or around France.
:D :D

MJ19
02-25-2003, 01:28 PM
24RODjr:
No...he meant Geograpy...Pronounced Geo-Crapy; def -- any referance to the country of, or area in or around France.
:D :D LOL :D
[ February 25, 2003, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

Hallett19
02-25-2003, 01:44 PM
Thanks for the support there 24RodJr !! MJ19, I am a well ejumacated young man, don't make fun of me for mispelling something :D
Did anybody notice the flag ??

MJ19
02-25-2003, 01:51 PM
Hallett19:
Thanks for the support there 24RodJr !! MJ19, I am a well ejumacated young man, don't make fun of me for mispelling something :D
Ah now come on...I would never make fun of another person's spelling issues...I personally am a recovering suffer from the dependency of 'spell check' wink :p
[ February 25, 2003, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

Sleek-Jet
02-25-2003, 01:52 PM
ROFLOL. :D :D :D
Damn, I had to go back and look. The flag makes it freakin hilarious!

MJ19
02-25-2003, 01:56 PM
ROTFLMAO...Is this seller really selling something, or did he go out in his yard and make a huck finn surrender flag?

Hallett19
02-25-2003, 02:08 PM
ANTIQUE FRENCH BATTLE FLAG
http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_4d56c0017fe7867d9739cf9df4a7cc93/i-1.JPG
Its for sale on ebay if anyone is interested in putting a bid on it!

Desert Rat
02-25-2003, 02:32 PM
So VERY VERY VERY true!! The frogs can kiss my ass!!. I have heard my Grandfather tell stories from WWII about the French and he felt this way about them way back then. I think if Albania invaded them they would lose!!And they stink too!

Froggystyle
02-25-2003, 02:38 PM
Desert Rat:
The frogs can kiss my ass!!. Hey now!
Oh, the French... yeah, they suck!

Mandelon
02-25-2003, 02:51 PM
And yes, They just keep on coming!
The French
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your
dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans !You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that
seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled
her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive
your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!

Desert Rat
02-25-2003, 03:11 PM
Sorry froggystyle, You KNOW I didn't mean OUR frogs!

dcb carrera
02-25-2003, 06:58 PM
We went ahead and forwarded the Ebay sales page for the Antique French Flag, to all the French Embassys. We also sent a copy to the White house. You better watch out you may have some serious bidding competition now! :D :D