Continue the story without finishing it ,,,

[Trailer Park Casanova]

There he was, the silloette of Riverdave in the darkness, one hand on his hip,, the other clutching,, well, it was as big a round as a beer can, but twice as long,,,, it was,,,
(continue the story without finishing it,,,)

[spectratoad]

it seemed to be a part of Boozers anatomy but the shadows made the exact position of the bodies hard to distinguish....

[Moneypitt]

Then,WHAM! the door flew open and standing in cascadeing glow of the moon, was a rat, a big
fu%&ing rat, with a 7 inch c&#k, he strolled in and slaped.....

[roostwear]

Rd on the ass, and said "you done waxing my boat,yet?", while looking longingly.....

[Mandelon]

at Boozer. Ratboy knew he wanted another ride in the Gayliner. One trip isn't enough, the rat was simply not satisfied....
"Boozer," the rat purred.....tell me more about Octane.....
I would love to see your........

[Jbb]

roostwear:
Rd on the ass, and said "you done waxing my boat,yet?", while looking longingly..... :D :D :D LMAO...!

[Kilrtoy]

Just then a Transvestie walked in and said so your the Mo-Fo BOOZER left me for.

[Ziggy]

lumpy mass tucked inside a tight fitting speedo just so I can.................

[Mrs. RiverDave]

lumpy mass tucked inside a tight fitting speedo just so I can.................
Give it to Mrs.RD really good like the time at the key's in parker when you......

[Kilrtoy]

When RD Passed out and Mrs ------- came in and gave it to her the best....

[hot_diggity_dog]

lumpy mass tucked inside a tight fitting speedo just so I can.................
Give it to Mrs.RD really good like the time at the key's in parker when you......
When RD Passed out and Mrs ------- came in and gave it to her the best....
she has ever had by a man or women. Then the door opens and you can hear the giggles from Mrs. Kilrtoy, Mrs. Scuba, Mrs. Sandbar Junkies, Mrs 909er, & Mrs. Flynvee as they start to disrobe each other and.................
[ August 04, 2003, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[Kilrtoy]

Then the door opens and you can hear the giggles from Mrs. Kilrtoy, Mrs. Scuba, Mrs. Sandbar Junkies, Mrs 909er, & Mrs. Flynvee as they start to disrobe each other and.................
Thats too funny, I like it , I love it , I want to see it :D

[75_Elim]

Then the door opens and you can hear the giggles from Mrs. Kilrtoy, Mrs. Scuba, Mrs. Sandbar Junkies, Mrs 909er, & Mrs. Flynvee as they start to disrobe each other and.................
With a loud BOOM !! I showed up in the room with all the ladies :D :D :D They said "Hey, you well hung stud boy :) after we take care of you will you film us while we play with each other for a while? " I was like HELL YA :D But just when I was reaching the end of my fantasy Cont....
[ August 04, 2003, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: 75_Elim ]

[Mandelon]

So as Kilrtoy ran the camera, the ladies helped 75 Elim out of his Depends undergarments......
[ August 04, 2003, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

So as Kilrtoy ran the camera, the ladies helped 75 Elim out of his Depends undergarments......
And Mrs. Scuba yells hey Mr. stud boy's Depends were stuffed he has a little weiner and he......

[75_Elim]

That I stole from Mandelon, but the Depends were waaaaay to small for me. So now with Kilroy on the camera I was able to jump up on the bed and join the ladies for some Wesson Oil twister and.......

[hot_diggity_dog]

Mrs 909er tried to put her right hand on blue but sliped and grabbed a handful of...............

[spectratoad]

of Mrs. Flyin' Vee's Breast. It would have hurt but thankfully the oil helped her hand slide down her body....

[Mandelon]

Where it met mine. Ahhhhlright! she said Mandelon is here. Now we can get this party started. Everyone started to do the Scuba Dance....
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..... :D :D

[Ziggy]

and dance they did til the morning sun came up. A sudden knock on the door came, Mrs. Scuba opens up and to her surprise..............

[Mandelon]

she saw her long lost cousin.....Riverkitty!

[hot_diggity_dog]

Who then suggested that all of the ladies go take a shower together and scrub each others...................

[Mandelon]

Coochies!!!!!! :D While Kilrtoy continued filming. Kilrtoy's battery had died so he had plugged into 110 with a cord. He got a little too close to the water when suddenly..........

[Kilrtoy]

He got the shock of his life, He saw

[hot_diggity_dog]

Scuba Steve in the mirror doin the nasty with.....................
[ August 04, 2003, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[Mrs. RiverDave]

RiverDave Oh My God I was so shocked that I called his buddy
eek!
Mrs.RD :)

[hot_diggity_dog]

DD Dick Danger,
Who said enough with all of this Boozer chit chat.
If you ladies come over here I can show you my.....................

[H20 Party Starter]

pic of Boozer on his knees, and Eric455 with his thumb up his ass,
They all said no because Tom Brown was keeping them happy by putting his.......... wink
[ August 04, 2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: H20 Party Starter ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

While he ate his bran muffin with one hand and............

[Mandelon]

Stuffed a giant battery operated vibra-master 2000 deep within.....

[hot_diggity_dog]

The story from the beginning! eek!
There he was, the silloette of Riverdave in the darkness, one hand on his hip,, the other clutching,, well, it was as big a round as a beer can, but twice as long,,,, it was,,,
it seemed to be a part of Boozers anatomy but the shadows made the exact position of the bodies hard to distinguish....
Then,WHAM! the door flew open and standing in cascadeing glow of the moon, was a rat, a big
fu%&ing rat, with a 7 inch c&#k, he strolled in and slaped..... Rd on the ass, and said "you done waxing my boat,yet?", while looking longingly.....
at Boozer.
Ratboy knew he wanted another ride in the Gayliner. One trip isn't enough, the rat was simply not satisfied....
"Boozer," the rat purred.....tell me more about Octane.....
I would love to see your........
lumpy mass tucked inside a tight fitting speedo just so I can.................
Give it to Mrs.RD really good like the time at the key's in parker when you......
When RD Passed out and Mrs ------- came in and gave it to her the best....
she has ever had by a man or women.
Then the door opens and you can hear the giggles from Mrs. Kilrtoy, Mrs. Scuba, Mrs. Sandbar Junkies, Mrs 909er, & Mrs. Flynvee as they start to disrobe each other and.................
With a loud BOOM !! I showed up in the room with all the ladies They said "Hey, you well hung stud boy after we take care of you will you film us while we play with each other for a while? " I was like HELL YA But just when I was reaching the end of my fantasy
So as Kilrtoy ran the camera, the ladies helped 75 Elim out of his Depends undergarments......
And Mrs. Scuba yells hey Mr. stud boy's Depends were stuffed he has a little weiner and he......
That I stole from Mandelon, but the Depends were waaaaay to small for me. So now with Kilroy on the camera I was able to jump up on the bed and join the ladies for some Wesson Oil twister and.......
Mrs 909er tried to put her right hand on blue but sliped and grabbed a handful of...............
of Mrs. Flyin' Vee's Breast. It would have hurt but thankfully the oil helped her hand slide down her body....
Where it met mine. Ahhhhlright! she said Mandelon is here. Now we can get this party started. Everyone started to do the Scuba Dance....
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.....
and dance they did til the morning sun came up. A sudden knock on the door came, Mrs. Scuba opens up and to her surprise..............
she saw her long lost cousin.....Riverkitty!
Who then suggested that all of the ladies go take a shower together and scrub each others...................
Coochies!!!!!! While Kilrtoy continued filming. Kilrtoy's battery had died so he had plugged into 110 with a cord. He got a little too close to the water when suddenly..........
He got the shock of his life, He saw
Scuba Steve in the mirror doin the nasty with.....................
RiverDave Oh My God I was so shocked that I called his buddy
DD Dick Danger,
Who said enough with all of this Boozer chit chat.
If you ladies come over here I can show you my................
pic of Boozer on his knees, and Eric455 with his thumb up his ass,
They all said no because Tom Brown was keeping them happy by putting his..........
While he ate his bran muffin with one hand and............
Stuffed a giant battery operated vibra-master 2000 deep within.......................
Too funny :D
HDD :cool:
[ August 04, 2003, 05:40 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[Kilrtoy]

BOOZERS bowels, when he yell out, "Oh is that you -------.

[H20 Party Starter]

Mrs 909er? In the butt Hdd asked? This was right before RiverDave made Boozer walk the plank into the drink. All was quieting down when all of a sudden SuperDave arrived with a boatfull of strippers.......
[ August 04, 2003, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: H20 Party Starter ]

[Kilrtoy]

SuperDave arrived with a boatfull of strippers
"Nothing but the best for our members of the forum, BULLHEAD CITYS FINEST, MINUS A FEW TEETH, actually alot of them".... Superdave is heard yelling

[spectratoad]

and the group of semi clad women were soon tryin to feel their way around the kitchen to find the blender to make margarita's

[Kilrtoy]

Just then, with cape and all, Mr. Sandbar Junkie arrives and tries to make Bloody Mary's with his own blood http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111DSCF0079-med.JPG

[Mandelon]

"The Dracularitas are ready!", came the shout from the kitchen..."Rich in iron!! These doggies is good for ya".
But by then the party had simmered down. Suddenly the doorbell rang.....it was.....
[ August 05, 2003, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[Kilrtoy]

Larry Flint, and he said im sick of all this Boozer shit, lets get this party started and i need some votes, So entered the HUSTLER HONEYS and they said ................

[75_Elim]

"We heard one of you "Hot Boat" guys has a Panther Jet !! We love Panther Jets"
So needless to say everyone pointed to Shawn (aka Pussy Pusher/JetDriver) and he just sat there playing with his.....

[HOOTER SLED-]

How could everyone forget the background music???
BOW CHICKA NOW NOW

[Ziggy]

75_Elim:
"We heard one of you "Hot Boat" guys has a Panther Jet !! We love Panther Jets"
So needless to say everyone pointed to Shawn (aka Pussy Pusher/JetDriver) and he just sat there playing with his..... white butane lighter, he looks up at the hustler girls and says, I could................
[ August 05, 2003, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[spectratoad]

Ziggy:
75_Elim:
"We heard one of you "Hot Boat" guys has a Panther Jet !! We love Panther Jets"
So needless to say everyone pointed to Shawn (aka Pussy Pusher/JetDriver) and he just sat there playing with his..... white butane lighter, he looks up at the hustler girls and says, I could................ really fall for a girl like you but do you have an extra slice of pizza for now...

[hot_diggity_dog]

so I can eat before I take you to the garage and show you my...............................

[75_Elim]

spectratoad:
Ziggy:
75_Elim:
"We heard one of you "Hot Boat" guys has a Panther Jet !! We love Panther Jets"
So needless to say everyone pointed to Shawn (aka Pussy Pusher/JetDriver) and he just sat there playing with his..... white butane lighter, he looks up at the hustler girls and says, I could................ really fall for a girl like you but do you have an extra slice of pizza for now... But Shawn wasn't about to give up his last piece of pizza so to be cool he says "I have a big strong cock-tail for all of you to sip on" :D Now we have The Hustler Girls and The Hot Boat Girls all liquored up in one room with 75 Elim, Mandelon, JetDriver (eating his pizza) and Kilroy on the camera. What happens next is truely amazing when......

[hot_diggity_dog]

Jordy and Miller show up to show their true cockblocking skills.
So Jordy CB's Miller and grabs two chicks a ***boat babe and a Hustler babe.
Miller screaming and yelling something to the tune of I'm the King CB here Jordy, as his slips on the twister board right into..............

[Sandbar Junkies]

The small swimming pool full of Jello where Mrs.9o9er and Mrs. sandbar junkie were scuba diving for..........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Dildos that RD and boozer were ..............

[Mandelon]

......pulling out of......

[Sandbar Junkies]

Each others..........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

ears they didn't like to...........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

put them in there pants because they knew........

[Mandelon]

that Mrs Flyin V would find them there.

[FLYIN VEE]

Then all of a sudden Mr Vee walked in and then.....

[spectratoad]

FLYIN VEE:
Then all of a sudden Mr Vee walked in and then..... and asked jetdriver if he had an extra piece of pizza and started to talk about...

[FLYIN VEE]

How long his pepperoni was and he said.......

[Hal]

If I had another inch I could get some strange...

[Hal]

damn double post..
[ August 05, 2003, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

[Mandelon]

But you are already strange!! They all yelled in unison!! :D

[FLYIN VEE]

feelings...... What do you think about mandelon should we..........

[Mandelon]

Love him, or leave him?????....

[Napanutt]

Love him for the avatar...until...

[FLYIN VEE]

I post mine of MRS. FLYIN VEE so should we go find the sandbar junkies kilrtoy river kitty and the rest of the girls so we can get..........

[spectratoad]

FLYIN VEE:
I post mine of MRS. FLYIN VEE so should we go find the sandbar junkies kilrtoy river kitty and the rest of the girls so we can get.......... this salami cookin.. :D

[Napanutt]

But wait...we ain't got time for food we're...

[Mandelon]

Partying like ROCK STARS!!!!
Who is at this party now????

[Mrs.909er]

Mr. 909er walks in and gives sandbar junkie a high five....

[Napanutt]

let's blow this joint...they don't need our help i'll buy you a...

[Kilrtoy]

A Bloody Mary, when all of a sudden Sandbar Junkie has flash backs of what could have been......
[ August 05, 2003, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: Kilrtoy ]

[Sandbar Junkies]

And still is going to be.......

[Mrs Sandbar Junkie]

The worst day of Kilrtoy's life!!! His wife left him for Mrs. Sandbar Junkie & Mrs. 909er and together they will...

[Mrs.909er]

get more chicks to enter the pink side.....

[Kilrtoy]

Run their fingers through CARLS hair and worship his locks, OH SHIT THERE GONE.

[Mrs.909er]

(no....) get more chicks to enter the pink side.......

[Kilrtoy]

As MRS 909er continues to tease the world of Hot boat......

[Sandbar Junkies]

Exuse me she only teases you guys some of us were perfectly satisfied the way she cleaned the ...........
[ August 05, 2003, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Sandbar Junkies ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

Crap from mandelons Depends so he could now...........

[Boozer]

Go eat at a burger at Nessy's in a clean diaper. There's nothing worse then...

[Chase]

A dirty diaper that....

[Boozer]

Has sprung a leak and is running...

[Chase]

down your leg, while you are ...

[spectratoad]

sitting on the barstool trying to enjoy a beer and listen to the six o'clock news talk about...
[ August 06, 2003, 07:53 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[Chase]

Mrs909er and all of her friends on the pink side who...
[ August 06, 2003, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[Boozer]

Are on a mission to recruit a campaign of....

[Chase]

extremely hot & horny ladies that love to...

[Boozer]

Eat the pink and .....

[HOSS]

sit on HOSS`s soup can. FFFAAALLLLUUUUMMMMPPPP! :p

[Boozer]

Then realize all the sudden that Hoss's soup can is no larger then an eye liner pencil so they go back to eating pink and....

[HOSS]

then realize that dope distorts the brain and a soup can and eyeliner pencil feel totally different. But girls must be girls,,,

[Chase]

..so they still have to giggle about Hoss's little pencil that smells like..
[ August 06, 2003, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[Boozer]

a moldy fish stick and tastes like....

[Chase]

a sour twinky pulled from...

[Boozer]

Fat Bastards Ass during a....

[Chase]

panty raid at Mrs. 909er's pink ladies party where they were all..

[Boozer]

Pumping each other with huge strap on dildos and drinking mass amounts of....

[Boozer]

thump

[75_Elim]

Then Mrs 909 says, what the hell is THUMP ?? I ain't drinking this shit.... I'm from the 909 I only drink.......

[Boozer]

Steel Reserve what all the....

[Chase]

Sloe Gin fizz stirred with MR 909er's.....

[75_Elim]

Chase:
Sloe Gin fizz stirred with MR 909er's..... COCK!! Mrs 909 yells out.... another name for a rooster is a cock. Now 5 down, 7 letters, begins with F, Clue: a bed performance....

[Mandelon]

Johnson! Hey what is that up there? It looks like a great big........

[75_Elim]

PETER!! Do you see what I see? It's a huge....

[Boozer]

****ing cow and look at the size of its...

[Mrs.909er]

feet...oh no look out for that...

[Boozer]

Killer tomato I hear those tomatos are...

[Mandelon]

bigger than Boozers nutsack! Can you beilieve it? Luckily they are not as milky as.......
[ August 06, 2003, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[Mrs.909er]

(nevermind you beat me to it)
[ August 06, 2003, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: Mrs.909er ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

From sandbar junkies..............

[Boozer]

Mandelon:
bigger than Boozers nutsack! Can you beilieve it? Geez I am hungry lets go get some....... Fish Tacos I hear HDD has....

[Mandelon]

killed his doggies and served em up....

[Boozer]

Because he found out he has...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

all the ladies coming over and he doesn't need....

[Jetdriver]

Mut nut for dinner...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

But jetdriver thought different he said we all should...

[Boozer]

Have a circle Jerk????? That jet driver is one weird...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

guy like boozer we all should..........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

meet up at the lake and find us some........

[Boozer]

Big old trout to....

[Chase]

stick..

[Mandelon]

Into the jet impellers and blast trout parts onto all the ........

[Jetdriver]

kids at the indian camp "Wewanna****"...

[Chase]

the ****ing lake lice that are cruising around naked with...
[ August 06, 2003, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[Boozer]

10 year old kids driving their ........

[Mandelon]

parents insane! Its lunch time...what should we eat? I am hungry for.......

[Boozer]

A nice pink box served with a side of....

[Mandelon]

cream sauce. And for dessert, it would be good to get.......

[Ziggy]

A taste of Spam jello before we get to......
[ August 06, 2003, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[Chase]

a little piece of..

[Mandelon]

Mrs Kilrtoys! Is that camera still running we wondered? Miguel are you..............

[Boozer]

Making another porno starring...

[FLYIN VEE]

the hot boat forum members andtheir........

[Chase]

hot wives without..
[ August 06, 2003, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[Boozer]

Their Pasties!! O god no pasties now they have to....

[Chase]

keep thier shirts on...unless...

[Ziggy]

they put on wet T-Shirts and dance the Scuba boogie with......
[ August 06, 2003, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[Chase]

me, and........

[Mandelon]

Mandelon and his fresh diapers.... :rolleyes: Geez, lets go horizontal here ladies....and they said..............

[Chase]

Hell yes, but only if we get to....

[Ziggy]

you mean dance like dead bugs on our backs or...

[Boozer]

All this post whoring is making me hot you want to....

[Chase]

lick my....

[Mrs.909er]

butt

[Chase]

buttercup...

[Boozer]

I'll pass on the butt lickin but I think RD said he was willing to...

[spectratoad]

gather all the girls together and figure out if this pink thing was 75 Elim or Mandelons hot avatar chicks that want to get naked and run through the streets screaming...
[ August 06, 2003, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[spectratoad]

double :mad:
[ August 06, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[spectratoad]

triple :o :mad:
[ August 06, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[Boozer]

spectratoad:
gather all the girls together and figure out if this pink thing was 75 Elim or Mandelons hot avatar chicks that want to get naked and run through the streets screaming... Boozer is the best lay in the world. He is so good to me and he does this thing with his..

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

hand on his own......

[Blown 472]

Boozer:
I'll pass on the butt lickin but I think RD said he was willing to... PUSSY.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but it isn't real it's a......

[Chase]

little..

[75_Elim]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
hand on his own...... Body, so Britney and I will stay with 75_Elim cause he takes good care of us and love tappin that ass :D
[ August 06, 2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: 75_Elim ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

pocket pussy because he can't ......

[Chase]

and won't.....

[Boozer]

lick...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

use a lubricant for his.......

[75_Elim]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
use a lubricant for his....... Anal Bangin !! Instead he uses the lube for....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

his own hand job so the girls don't worry about getting........

[Blown 472]

cum in their eyes

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

or in their...

[Blown 472]

ears

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but blown 472 thought it would be better to...

[75_Elim]

Leave the ladies alone with 75_Elim so he could show the girls how to hit that G, H, I and J Spot!!! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but 75 elim couldn't do it so...

[spectratoad]

next time won't you sing with me! (to the tune of the abc song)

[spectratoad]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
but 75 elim couldn't do it so... So mrs FV began to give the class lessons on how to...

[75_Elim]

Do the Motor Boat in the meat curtains....

[spectratoad]

75_Elim:
Do the Motor Boat in the meat curtains.... Then RiverDave said, "Meat Curtains?? :confused: I am redecorating the pimp shack, would they go with me decor???"

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but spectratoad couldn't find his....

[75_Elim]

Interior decorator Raul.... Appearently Raul hand his hands full with Mrs Scuba's pad, since she wanted a new..........

[topless]

porch swing installed in her bedroom right next to her new........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

bathing siut but realized she needed another....

[spectratoad]

topless:
porch swing installed in her bedroom right next to her new........ vibrating bed

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

and topless became.....

[spectratoad]

so giddy when she heard about the bed and the swing that was to be installed that she immediately called Tom Brown for an impromptu pary.

[Chase]

but tom wouldn't accept a collect call since he spent all his money on...
[ August 06, 2003, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[topless]

the local.............
[ August 06, 2003, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: topless ]

[Chase]

Dicky Dee man's ice cream flavoured....

[topless]

big stick that looked like a big..........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

mullet so he.......

[Chase]

decided to....
[ August 06, 2003, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

call RD and ask for his......

[topless]

expertise on the subject of.........

[blownmoney]

[ August 06, 2003, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: blownmoney ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

BJ's and......

[75_Elim]

Chase:
decided to.... Ask Mrs Flyin Vee if she would be okay with shooting a video with Mrs 909 and Mrs Scuba waxing 75 Elim's boat while wearing pasties and g's. She was cool with it but wanted.....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

someone to help with.....
[ August 06, 2003, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: MRS FLYIN VEE ]

[blownmoney]

to do blownmoney';s instead!..that way..

[Chase]

to make sure she was in the video without any..
Ok things went to shit here..lets get it together team
[ August 06, 2003, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Chase ]

[topless]

clothes doing demonstrations in her new swing. All of the sudden......

[Chase]

the thong mrs 909er was wearing broke due to....

[blownmoney]

blownmoney having a huge smile on his face and...
[ August 06, 2003, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: blownmoney ]

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
someone to help with.....

[blownmoney]

working the backside, when they finished with mrs 909...

[topless]

everyone was sweaty and sliding all over each other. When they all caught there breath, and the police arrived with grins on their faces, they decided to frisk EVERYONE and Boozer volunteered to go first. After that.....

[blownmoney]

mrs vee said let me go next i got somethin for em to frisk!!!... you coppers....gotta big nightstick?,then boozer jumped in and said its still my turn! the cop whipped out his big nightstick and
[ August 06, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: blownmoney ]

[spectratoad]

topless:
everyone was sweaty and sliding all over each other. When they all caught there breath, and the police arrived with grins on their faces, they decided to frisk EVERYONE and Boozer volunteered to go first. After that..... the nightstick that the officer used on boozer was never the same...

[spectratoad]

but that didn't keep everyone from fighting over the handcuffs and trying to decide who would be in charge of the key...

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111a023_271-med.jpg
And then Mrs kilrtoy says I'm in charge here lets bail and go to.......................

[topless]

Thats when Boozer swallowed the key when everyone was cuffed together so...

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111a023_271-med.jpg
And then Mrs kilrtoy says I'm in charge here lets bail and go to.......................

[jlnorthrup122]

This is The End my only friend The End! :D

[spectratoad]

topless:
Thats when Boozer swallowed the key when everyone was cuffed together so... everyone takes Boozer for a bean burritto so they can get the key back but after three hours that nightstick looks like the only way they may be able to get the key from Boozer...

[blownmoney]

boozer says you can have at it with the night stick but only if mrs 909 er has at it... shes...
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[spectratoad]

always one to play the part in a great game of...

[blownmoney]

spin the nightstick... her and boozer take turns...

[eliminatedsprinter]

and then..............the donkey died.

[blownmoney]

geez guys ya didn't have to kill the friggin donkey!!!.. where......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

they brought in,
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[izquik72]

A monkey. Which they bartered for in Mexico for how many peanuts?

[eliminatedsprinter]

3 big bags, but the monkey turned out to be the ugly one, so they made her drive the bus.
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[Mandelon]

Luckily it was the bangbus... www.bangbus.com (http://www.bangbus.com) so they all had fun. Except the ones that got cum in their eyes. That shit hurts, Boozer said. I need something to wash it out, so he reached for a.........

[H20 Party Starter]

glass of water to rinse out his eyes and got everclear eek!
OWWWWWWWWW Boozer screamed as he ran toward the bathroom where Mrs. 909'er was giving pointers to the girls on how she double clicks her own mouse wink .
Take one finger she said and........

[spectratoad]

rub the little circle. Oh you need to make sure you go counter clockwise or else it makes the driver of the bangbus...

[Boozer]

"GOD DAMNIT!" Interupted Boozer. "MY ****in ass hurts and my ****ing eyes are burning and all you girls care about is playing with your own ****in box?" I need help so please take me to the.....

[H20 Party Starter]

.....zoo and lock me in a fukin cage with horney lions, tigers, and bears. Oh my.
Shut the F*%k up Boozer the girls said in chorous......go Home cried Mre V.
Tom Brown and Kim Hanson had just arrived from Canada by plane and they came in just in time to see RiverDave dancing.......

[riverliver]

RiverDave dancing Naked with Phat Bastard from across the channel,he was about to bend over and.......

[H20 Party Starter]

show us the turtle head he was having a problem with........mmmmmm said Boozer who haddn't left yet....
I was then distracted b/c Trailer Park Cas. ran in and said, "I just made my daughter gimme $100, let's get some........
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[riverliver]

Lesbians and coors lite and take them ....

[Boozer]

To Vegas and masrry them I always wanted to marry a lesbian couple that would be so...

[blownmoney]

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show us the turtle head he was having a problem with........mmmmmm said Boozer who haddn't left yet.... man my eyes are watering!!!! :D

[riverliver]

Gay that i would have to paint a rainbow on my....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

girlfriends.......
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[Kilrtoy]

BOOZER has it tattooed on his Forehead, and then the bells rang................

[riverliver]

in his head, and he said to him self, holy shit im a......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

kilrtoy then jerked boozer out of a deep...

[Kilrtoy]

VAT of Ky and female toys, kicking and screaming.......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

"I need it more then.....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

The sandbarjunkies,909ers and especially....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

RD and HDD because they get their's from.......

[Mandelon]

the Adam and Eve catalog, which is delivered by a mailman who has a very large........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

selection of dildos and......

[Boozer]

Butt plugs. Mr. Kiltroy has this strange obsession and wont quit telling me how great he is with them. I think he has a thing for my...

[Kilrtoy]

Watching his wife nail boozer with a coke can size strap on.....with no lube , but then....

[Mandelon]

the condensation on the can does help it.....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

but boozer just can't get enough so he ask's someone to take over and it was........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

low and behold who flies in mr. flyin vee cape and all and says ........
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[izquik72]

"What is going on in here? What you really need is a much bigger....."
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

strip joint full of crossdressers for boozer to ...

[Kilrtoy]

Lube and tube, but then everyone decided to take Boozer to the Doctor to have it surgically removed

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

because kilrtoy payed alot of money for that strap-on and needed it back for,,,,,

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

izqick72 to hang from his old glory and........

[Kilrtoy]

Actually it was a steal at $98, but But the only thing that Boozer gets for free is PAIN, When all of a sudden the doctor pulls for Boozers Ass

[izquik72]

And finds not 1, not 2, but 4 ranging in size from golfball, to football. the Dr. says "I may need more time too"
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

find the monkey that got caought choking the ckicken and then.......
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[Mandelon]

they moved to Beverly. Hills that is, swimming pools and ...........

[Kilrtoy]

finish checking this cervase, When the fowls smell the doctor has ever smelled comes from...

[Mandelon]

Kilrtoy:
finish checking this cervase, When the fowls smell the doctor has ever smelled comes from... cervix? foulest? Let me help you brotha! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

cum from some young boy. he advises boozer on what to do so he said.....

[Kilrtoy]

I didnt mean cervix, I meant crevasse, but the other spelling was as fouls smelling as a.....