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Jbb
03-20-2006, 12:39 PM
all excited... :p
http://www.wildboston.com/marthree/picture/02-06-04solitude4.jpg
Captain Dan
03-20-2006, 12:48 PM
Differential Equations. :)
nhbuoy
03-20-2006, 12:51 PM
...What's in your wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...lol...or...VIAGRA. ..breakfast of champions...
Jbb
03-20-2006, 12:55 PM
As the camera flash went off.....Mr Brown knew his teaching career ....was over.... :p
Tom Brown
03-20-2006, 01:04 PM
so..... if we know my penis is five inches long, and we know my erection is at 25 degrees, who can tell me how high my glans will reach on my abdomen?
CornWater
03-20-2006, 01:07 PM
so..... if we know my penis is five inches long, and we know my erection is at 25 degrees, who can tell me how high my glans will reach on my abdomen?
hmmmm... sin (25) * 5 = 2.11"
572Daytona
03-20-2006, 01:08 PM
Not enough information to solve the problem, or actually way too much information :yuk:
Tom Brown
03-20-2006, 01:12 PM
hmmmm... sin (25) * 5 = 2.11"
That is how far the tip of my glans will be from my abdomen, assuming my abdomen is perfectly flat.
The glans will reach 4.53 inches up on my abdomen given the following formula:
cos(25) * 5 = 4.53 inches
CornWater
03-20-2006, 01:15 PM
That is how far the tip of my glans will be from my abdomen, assuming my abdomen is perfectly flat.
The glans will reach 4.53 inches up on my abdomen given the following formula:
cos(25) * 5 = 4.53 inches
you say tomato, I say tomaato....
:argue:
Captain Dan
03-20-2006, 01:19 PM
That is how far the tip of my glans will be from my abdomen, assuming my abdomen is perfectly flat.
The glans will reach 4.53 inches up on my abdomen given the following formula:
cos(25) * 5 = 4.53 inches
?? How can the tip be a shorter distance from your abdomen than the given length of 5 inches? Shrinkage? Based on the given information and how the question was posed, Corn Water has it.
cxr133
03-20-2006, 01:21 PM
?? How can the tip be a shorter distance from your abdomen than the given length of 5 inches? Shrinkage? Based on the given information and how the question was posed, Corn Water has it.
SHAVING all the hair makes it look 2 inches longer.... orrr soo they say!! :220v:
Jbb
03-20-2006, 01:21 PM
?? How can the tip be a shorter distance from your abdomen than the given length of 5 inches? Shrinkage? Based on the given information and how the question was posed, Corn Water has it.
One must remember its chilly in Kelowna.....shrinkage must be the missing element to the equation..... :p
572Daytona
03-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Please don't make him have to draw you a picture. (oh god no)