the human mind

[Keith]

got tihs in a e mial
The pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?

[Keith]

and this....
There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very
taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named
Jackson Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he
was feeling tired and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door his wife started on
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have
you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in
this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large
whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak --
pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered
to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of
execution after all.
Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and
went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the
bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear
view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the
attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out
loud woman, don't you ever stop?"

[OLDRAT]

A woman goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true".
The woman says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too".
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonalds, or the tobacco
companies?" The woman says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

[fourspeednup]

Took me a couple tries to get that 2nd one from Keith. Guess the power of my mind is slightly below average today. Haven't gotten my BAC to functional levels yet.

[Keith]

WAKE UP fourspeed! LOL

[Keith]

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who
comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he
should bring
his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently
caress his full
beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his
face
with both
hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for
me?
I need to
speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard
and
into his
hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there
anything I
can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,"
she
continues
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell
him," she
whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels
in the
ladies room."
YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigq]

Keith:
got tihs in a e mial
The pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? It is srtnag in'st it.

[topless]

bigq:
Keith:
got tihs in a e mial
The pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? It is srtnag in'st it. So if someone is just learning english, I guess they would think it is a ****ed up language if they saw that.... Oh wlel who craes aynawy. Let tehm fgiure it out for tehmsleevs.

[leibniz]

Keith:
got tihs in a e mial
The pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Oh come on! No more! This is the fourth time I've seen this in the last few months. It's getting more airtime than the human-eyed dog. :confused:
This "research" has already had it's 15 minutes!