When you live in the 909

[beached 1]

Sometimes you wake up to a bear in your trees.
:)
This little guy got chased up my neighbors tree this morning by our dogs. It's trash day so he probably thought he could snag a few left overs b4 daylight.
The Cops and Fish and Game show up and they make a huge mistake by telling my wife that they were probably going to have to shoot him. They said that their is no longer a relocation program in CA (so they can divert funds to the drivers lic for illegals probably). So the wifey calls channel 7 and the next thing you know Bob Banfield is knocking on our door. They won't shoot him now with the cameras here. Anyone got a Trampiline? :D
Channel 7 wants to interview my 5yr old now cause he was trying to bribe the cops into not shooting the little bear. :)
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Bear.jpg
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/News.jpg
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Bob_Banfield.jpg
[ September 25, 2003, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: beached 1 ]

[SandbarScot]

Tell Bob Banfield to climb up there and get an interview :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

Thats some crazy stuff! But why didnt you call channel 34? j/k :D :cool:

[beached 1]

SCUBA STEVE:
Thats some crazy stuff! But why didnt you call channel 34? j/k :D :cool: LOL
Como Se dese, "There's a f**cking bear in our trees"?
Oso in da tree a rito?
:D

[beached 1]

Channels 2, 4 and 7 are here now.

[carbonmarine]

Pinch'e Oso.........
Rick32

[beached 1]

Grassy Ass
:D

[LaveyJet]

Hay un oso pequeno en mi arblo!
G-Man having a good day?
Now the question america must know.
So do bears only shit in the woods?

[Dave C]

I wonder if you start shooting.... would the press leave?

[Mr.Havasu]

poor fella!
Let us know what happens, Hopefully it will work out o.k. for the bear.

[Mrs Scuba]

beached 1:
SCUBA STEVE:
Thats some crazy stuff! But why didnt you call channel 34? j/k :D :cool: LOL
Como Se dese, "There's a f**cking bear in our trees"?
Oso in da tree a rito?
:D You say it like this:
Hay un pinche oso en mi arbol!! :D

[LaveyJet]

Beached, is this your cat? :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/421dog_owner_alert.jpg

[beached 1]

Mrs Scuba:
You say it like this:
Hay un pinche oso en mi arbol!! :D [/b][/QUOTE]
Hey come pinch on my marbels?
:D
?que?

[beached 1]

secondchance:
Beached, is this your cat? :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/421dog_owner_alert.jpg LOL! what a cute pussy
:D
[ September 25, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: beached 1 ]

[beached 1]

BTW, Bear is down, no lives were lost. :)
Here is a couple of shots of my boy getting on TV. I guess he'll make the 5 O'clock on Channel 7 ABC.
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Cam_Bob.jpg
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Cam_bob2.jpg
:cool:

[Mrs Scuba]

beached 1:
Mrs Scuba:
You say it like this:
Hay un pinche oso en mi arbol!! :D Hey come pinch on my marbels?
:D
?que? [/b][/QUOTE]
Que fregados me estas preguntando??

[SCUBA STEVE]

Mrs Scuba:
beached 1:
Mrs Scuba
[qb] You say it like this:
Hay un pinche oso en mi arbol!! :D Hey come pinch on my marbels?
:D
?que? Que fregados me estas preguntando?? I think she said Scuba is going to kick you in the Junk!! lol :D wink
[ September 25, 2003, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: SCUBA STEVE ]

[SCUBA STEVE]

Hey beached 1 thats cool. We'll be watching the tube for your son! :cool:

[beached 1]

IYIYI!
:D

[LaveyJet]

Mrs Scuba:
Que fregados me estas preguntando?? Puedo ver tus melones? :D

[hboldno7]

Where is that in the 909? My parents live up in cherry valley and see bears up there all the time. im glad they didnt shoot it, that would suck.

[burbanite]

I know that whole Broncos thing was a traumatic experience for you but you really didn't need to get all sad and reclusive and grow your hair and all... :D
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Bob_Banfield.jpg

[Mrs Scuba]

secondchance:
Mrs Scuba:
Que fregados me estas preguntando?? Puedo ver tus melones? :D Como no, preguntale a mi esposo, si a el no le importa, a mi tampoco. Pero,que no has visto las fotos adonde todos tienen la oportunidad de ver mis melones?

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

You tell him Monique!! argue

[LaveyJet]

Si, pero es mejor en persona.

[Mrs Scuba]

Prefieres preguntarle a mi esposo en persona, o prefieres ver mis melones en personas? :D
Cuando me conozcas los vas a ver. Todos que me han conocido me conocen mis melones en persona.. wink

[beached 1]

burbanite:
I know that whole Broncos thing was a traumatic experience for you but you really didn't need to get all sad and reclusive and grow your hair and all... :D
http://beached1.homestead.com/files/Bob_Banfield.jpg Ha!
My Raiders are suckin ass. What can I say. Other than at least they aren't GAY little bucaroos!
:D
BTW, I cut my mullet a long time ago
http://www.beached1.homestead.com/files/3way.jpg
:)

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Uh, mas cerveza por favor? :D
[ September 25, 2003, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Havasu_Dreamin ]

[beached 1]

Mrs Scuba:
secondchance:
Mrs Scuba:
Que fregados me estas preguntando?? Puedo ver tus melones? :D Como no, preguntale a mi esposo, si a el no le importa, a mi tampoco. Pero,que no has visto las fotos adonde todos tienen la oportunidad de ver mis melones? I'm going to hazard a wild guess here:
"Please don't bother, I am pregers by my Hubby. He's being deported though by my father. Puru has no view of feet where toes have oportunity of touching boobs"
:D

[SCUBA STEVE]

Mrs Scuba:
Prefieres preguntarle a mi esposo en persona, o prefieres ver mis melones en personas? :D
Cuando me conozcas los vas a ver. Todos que me han conocido me conocen mis melones en persona.. wink wtf melones = tits in spanish right?

[beached 1]

Turn on your TV's. The bear story is about to run.

[SCUBA STEVE]

beached 1:
Mrs Scuba:
secondchance:
Mrs Scuba:
Que fregados me estas preguntando?? Puedo ver tus melones? :D Como no, preguntale a mi esposo, si a el no le importa, a mi tampoco. Pero,que no has visto las fotos adonde todos tienen la oportunidad de ver mis melones? I'm going to hazard a wild guess here:
"Please don't bother, I am pregers by my Hubby. He's being deported though by my father. Puru has no view of feet where toes have oportunity of touching boobs"
:D lmao... I think I understood Mrs Scubas version better. :D

[LaveyJet]

Mrs Scuba:
Prefieres preguntarle a mi esposo en persona, o prefieres ver mis melones en personas? :D
Cuando me conozcas los vas a ver. Todos que me han conocido me conocen mis melones en persona.. wink Yo soy su novia. Yo escribi todas las respuestas. El no sabe lo que estaba diciendo.
Hay que juntarnos en el rio y tomarnos unas cervezas. Pero esconde tus melons!

[Rexone]

Bear was on earlier this afternoon on Ch 9 too.

[LUVNLIFE]

Too cute!! Bless his little heart for wanting to hand over his piggy bank to save the bear!! I'd be proud. :)
MrsLuvnlife

[Mrs Scuba]

secondchance:
Mrs Scuba:
Prefieres preguntarle a mi esposo en persona, o prefieres ver mis melones en personas? :D
Cuando me conozcas los vas a ver. Todos que me han conocido me conocen mis melones en persona.. wink Yo soy su novia. Yo escribi todas las respuestas. El no sabe lo que estaba diciendo.
Hay que juntarnos en el rio y tomarnos unas cervezas. Pero esconde tus melons! No problema. Mis melones se quedaran escondidos. Now tenemos que juntar en el rio, vamos a estar en Parker, el fin de semana del 4 y 18. Si van a estar en Parker nos tenemos que juntar entonces a tomar una cervaza, o dos o tres. :D

[little rowe boat]

Hey there's that news van again! :D

[beached 1]

Mrs Scuba:
No problema. Mis melones se quedaran escondidos. Now tenemos que juntar en el rio, vamos a estar en Parker, el fin de semana del 4 y 18. Si van a estar en Parker nos tenemos que juntar entonces a tomar una cervaza, o dos o tres. :D OK, here goes again.
"No problem. My Boobs see Daren from Escondido. Now what kind of junk in Rio would make us run from partying in Parker, with fun for 4 to 18 yr olds? Yes, my van is in Parker without junk which entices one with beer or the chronic."
How did I do?

[beached 1]

Hey did you all see my boy again?
:)
They just ran it again

[LUVNLIFE]

Beached the wife clued me in when the piece ran. Tell him he did a good job. Give him an attaboy for me.
Oh yea GO RAIDERS!!!!!

[Mrs Scuba]

beached 1:
Mrs Scuba:
No problema. Mis melones se quedaran escondidos. Now tenemos que juntar en el rio, vamos a estar en Parker, el fin de semana del 4 y 18. Si van a estar en Parker nos tenemos que juntar entonces a tomar una cervaza, o dos o tres. :D OK, here goes again.
"No problem. My Boobs see Daren from Escondido. Now what kind of junk in Rio would make us run from partying in Parker, with fun for 4 to 18 yr olds? Yes, my van is in Parker without junk which entices one with beer or the chronic."
How did I do? That was perfect.... That was exactly what I said. :D

[beached 1]

LUVNLIFE:
Beached the wife clued me in when the piece ran. Tell him he did a good job. Give him an attaboy for me.
Oh yea GO RAIDERS!!!!! Thanks, he's pretty stoked. We took him and his buddies to Pizza.
Oh yeah, GO RAIDERS! :)

[HOOTER SLED-]

Los melones de Mrs. Scuba son muy delicioso. Caliente. Ay Poppy!!!!!!! :D :D
MELONES SLED-

[Mrs Scuba]

Como sabes tu que son muy deliciosos? Mr Scuba es el unico que los ha probado... :D

[75_Elim]

Mrs Scuba:
Como sabes tu que son muy deliciosos? Mr Scuba es el unico que los ha probado... :D Let me try this translation:
How do you know my boobs are delicious? Mr Scuba is the only one who has tasted me........
Am I close?

[HOOTER SLED-]

Mrs Scuba:
Como sabes tu que son muy deliciosos? Mr Scuba es el unico que los ha probado... :D Damn, I was supposed to keep it a secret. :D :D What I meant to say was, you make a nice fruit salad. :D
Yo soy un Mexicano que no speako mucho Espanolo. Yo catcho aloto shito for that. You Hispanic Mrs. Scuba??
Chi Chi SLED-

[AquaBoogie]

WTF?? Did Bustamante when already and spanish is now the mandatory spoken language?

[Mrs Scuba]

HOOTER SLED-:
Mrs Scuba:
Como sabes tu que son muy deliciosos? Mr Scuba es el unico que los ha probado... :D Damn, I was supposed to keep it a secret. :D :D What I meant to say was, you make a nice fruit salad. :D
Yo soy un Mexicano que no speako mucho Espanolo. Yo catcho aloto shito for that. You Hispanic Mrs. Scuba??
Chi Chi SLED- The translation was perfect...
Yup, sure am. :D As you can tell I'm whiter looking than most of us, but I'm 100% hispanic. Steve on the other hand looks hispanic, and is also 100% hispanic, but doesn't say more than "Una cerveza por favor". wink You must know what that means, I hope. :confused:

[SCUBA STEVE]

I also say chupa mi verga!! :D
[ September 26, 2003, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: SCUBA STEVE ]

[Mrs Scuba]

It's verga, Babe... :D
At least say it right, hee, hee wink
You know I love ya!!
[ September 26, 2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Mrs Scuba ]

[SCUBA STEVE]

Ok smarty pants! But look again I spelled it right. ha ha ha :D :cool: wink You wanna fight or what argue :D

[Mrs Scuba]

No it's ok, cause you know I'll win. wink And I don't want to have to put you threw that again. eek!

[HOOTER SLED-]

Yup, sure am. :D As you can tell I'm whiter looking than most of us, but I'm 100% hispanic.
Yea what's up with that?? You got some burnt white booty in some of those thong pics?? Where's the brown girl??
Steve on the other hand looks hispanic, and is also 100% hispanic, but doesn't say more than "Una cerveza por favor". wink You must know what that means, I hope. :confused: [/QB][/QUOTE]
Que?? :D He doesn't speak Spanish? What's up with that Steve? You look like you should be rolling the Spanish out like a Paisa. I catch alot of shit for that too. But everyone thinks I'm white anyways. 100% Mexican w/ blue eyes(my shit talking friends). Us Hispanic boaters gotta stick together, eh. We're in a White Man's sport.
Hey, don't you guys ever take your boat out local??
[ September 26, 2003, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: HOOTER SLED- ]

[Mrs Scuba]

Are we the only 2 people online today? It's getting a little lonely in here... :(
But, then again I could send you some of those sexy pics we took the other day, since no one else is on the boards. :confused: :D

[Mrs Scuba]

We keep our boat out in Havasu, but we will be bringing it home for the winter, so that we do have a chance to take it out locally, probably after OP6.

[HOOTER SLED-]

SCUBA STEVE:
I also say chupa mi verga!! :D Orale!!!!!

[SCUBA STEVE]

Mrs Scuba:
No it's ok, cause you know I'll win. wink And I don't want to have to put you threw that again. eek! What are you talking about??? Mrs Scuba's gone crazy. :confused: :D

[HOOTER SLED-]

Mrs Scuba:
Are we the only 2 people online today? It's getting a little lonely in here... :(
But, then again I could send you some of those sexy pics we took the other day, since no one else is on the boards. :confused: :D Hey now, don't be afraid to share. What happened to all those one's you guys promised from your last trip?? I only saw a few.

[SCUBA STEVE]

HOOTER SLED-:
Que?? :D He doesn't speak Spanish? What's up with that Steve? You look like you should be rolling the Spanish out like a Paisa. I catch alot of shit for that too. But everyone thinks I'm white anyways. 100% Mexican w/ blue eyes(my shit talking friends). Us Hispanic boaters gotta stick together, eh. We're in a White Man's sport.
Hey, don't you guys ever take your boat out local?? Sorry bro... I just wasnt brought up in a spanish enviorment. :confused:

[Mrs Scuba]

Scuba is in charge of posting, ask him.... :D I get to daring so Steve has to post what he approves of. :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

these are the only 2 I have aval now.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/829109_0946-med.JPG
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/829mrs_scuba-med.jpg

[HOOTER SLED-]

Mrs Scuba:
We keep our boat out in Havasu, but we will be bringing it home for the winter, so that we do have a chance to take it out locally, probably after OP6. That's cool. We always tow ours back and forth. I try to get 3 to 5 trips to the river a year(Laughlin to Havasu). Usually on the holidays. We're headed to Parker in two weeks. I like my boat at home. I have to have my baby close to me. :D We try to go local as much as possible in between trips. We usually take the kids local more. Then we get away on the holidays to party w/o the kids. :D
We're actually going to Pyramid tomorrow. 2 boats headed up. You guys seem pretty cool. We should hook up at a local lake sometime. Judging by some of the pics you guys have posted, I think we'd all get along juuuust fine(I don't mean that in a perverted way). :D :D

[HOOTER SLED-]

SCUBA STEVE:
I also say chupa mi verga!! :D Orale!!!!!

[HOOTER SLED-]

SCUBA STEVE:
these are the only 2 I have aval now.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/829mrs_scuba-med.jpg I like the boat thermometer. Nice. I saw these, but thanks again.
:D

[beached 1]

SCUBA STEVE:
I also say chupa mi verga!! :D Someone stole your Viagra?
Sorry to hear :(
:D

[HOOTER SLED-]

beached 1:
SCUBA STEVE:
I also say chupa mi verga!! :D Someone stole your Viagra?
Sorry to hear :(
:D LOL

[SCUBA STEVE]

HOOTER SLED-:
SCUBA STEVE:
these are the only 2 I have aval now.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/829mrs_scuba-med.jpg I like the boat thermometer. Nice. I saw these, but thanks again.
:D Where are you lurking at??? I didnt post these here????

[TrojanDan]

Someone's been shooping at Wicked Weasel. Damn Monique, why didn't you wear that on my boat?
What's up Steve?

[SCUBA STEVE]

Whats up Dan... she was being "conservative" that weekend we were on your boat. I just remembered about tea bag Tracey!! lol :D Good times!
Oh yeah she bought that bikini from... (spam)
www.gobikini.com (http://www.gobikini.com)
[ September 26, 2003, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: SCUBA STEVE ]

[VillainDave]

secondchance:
Beached, is this your cat? :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/421dog_owner_alert.jpg LMAO :D :D

[HOOTER SLED-]

SCUBA STEVE:
HOOTER SLED-:
SCUBA STEVE:
these are the only 2 I have aval now.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/829mrs_scuba-med.jpg I like the boat thermometer. Nice. I saw these, but thanks again.
:D Where are you lurking at??? I didnt post these here???? I think I saw these on Barney's site. I don't post there. Hardly anyone ever on there during the day. Good content there though. :D