Do you mind ............

[fat rat]

http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/StateoftheUnion.JPG

[Moomawnster]

I think he's gonna open a whole case, whether we mind or not! , France & Germany best watch out for spills ! eek!

[Stupid Fast]

Moomawnster:
France & Germany best watch out for spills ! eek! Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.
Eric

[Moomawnster]

Sounds like going to war WITH France will be like deer hunting without bullets ! eek! The problem with canned Woop Ass is ... it's messy stuff and you have to be careful not to spill it on your friends .....
[ February 15, 2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Moomawnster ]

[Kilrtoy]

Why the hell did we liberate those sissys. The only thing their good for is wine, oooops thats not how you spell WHINE

[bigq]

It's not looking like he is going to get to open that can after the protest going on today. It's back to the drawing board for another UN draft. Personally the UN can end up like the League of Nations for all I care. How many resolutions does it take anyway? I have to hand it to the President, at least he got the inspectors back in, for what that is worth

[BigBoyToys]

Since we're on the subject, here ya's go.
IRELAND DECLARES WAR ON IRAQ
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
"Hello, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "this is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Once again, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day.
"Top o' the mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a few pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."
God Bless the Irish!

[Moomawnster]

bigq:
It's not looking like he is going to get to open that can after the protest going on today. It's back to the drawing board for another UN draft. Personally the UN can end up like the League of Nations for all I care. How many resolutions does it take anyway? I have to hand it to the President, at least he got the inspectors back in, for what that is worth Obviously I have missed some breaking news but canned Whupp Ass saves well.....

[Kilrtoy]

On the subject of war protesters, After the boat show we went to eat in HOLLYWEIRD and got caught in the FRICKIN war protest. Those sissy little bitches were blockin traffic and causing havoc. We need to scoop them all up and use them as human shields and then bomb the hell out of their asses. Someone needs to remind those sissy little french lovers, that we were attacked. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. Its time to return the favor, lets open the can.

[bigq]

Kilrtoy:
On the subject of war protesters, After the boat show we went to eat in HOLLYWEIRD and got caught in the FRICKIN war protest. Those sissy little bitches were blockin traffic and causing havoc. We need to scoop them all up and use them as human shields and then bomb the hell out of their asses. Someone needs to remind those sissy little french lovers, that we were attacked. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. Its time to return the favor, lets open the can. Agreed, we were attacked and none of this would be coming down on Iraq, at least now, if the planes had not been flown into our buildings. Yes, I know hat Saddam was not in on that, but he is harboring terrorist from what I understand and I believe Bush made it clear that an action like that will have consequences. They say we are arrogant about whipping out our can of Whoop Ass, but it is pretty arrogant of them to think people can kill 3,000 Americans and just get away with it.

[NeoBurn]

Can we tie a bomb on the war protesters and send them in first? Shit what do people think this is going to be the 60's all over again.
Tie our hands and we won't win the war just like Nam, and Korea. We should have finished this off last time.

[Mrs Big Boy Toys]

A History Test You Must Take:
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history)
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S.Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1996, the Khobar Towers (US Airforce barracks) bombing in Saudi
Arabia killed 19 U.S. military personnel and injured more than 500 people
was carried out by:
a. George Orwell
b. Stephen E. Ambrose
c. Dwight D. Eisenhower
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the! U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one
crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly betw! een the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here that might justify
profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are
members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors.
[ February 18, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Mrs Big Boy Toys ]

[Unchained]

For Sale,
French rifle,
Made in 1930's,
Never used, but was dropped once.

[Morg]

Mrs Big Boy Toys:
A History Test You Must Take:
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history)
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S.Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1996, the Khobar Towers (US Airforce barracks) bombing in Saudi
Arabia killed 19 U.S. military personnel and injured more than 500 people
was carried out by:
a. George Orwell
b. Stephen E. Ambrose
c. Dwight D. Eisenhower
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the! U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one
crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly betw! een the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here that might justify
profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are
members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors. Can I get A "Hell Yeah"
Morg.

[AZKC]

http://www.bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/Explode-05.gif
Its only a matter of time :cool:
KC

[Mrs Big Boy Toys]

I'm so sick of those anti war demonstrators. burningm They have no clue what the hell they are talking about. I have 2 nephews in the military and they are both down near Iraq right now,They are there to protect us.
Iraq has been lying about their weapons and stalling for time. If we just let it go they will come after us sooner or later anyways. argue
Sorry I just had to vent....Thanks

[Mrs Big Boy Toys]

AZKC:
http://www.bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/Explode-05.gif
Its only a matter of time :cool:
KC The sooner the better.....then the people of Iraq will be better off with out Saddam Hussein in power.