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cyclone
01-16-2003, 12:53 PM
Dont have the dyno results yet, but i think she'll run better now.
Jordy- can i get a judges ruling on whether or not this scoop is going to work?
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/hdscoop.JPG

Jordy
01-16-2003, 12:55 PM
I don't know, I was kind of partial to the "Bling, Bling" scoop. Looks pretty good right there though Mike. You might look into the coffee can exhaust as that will give you a few more ponies as well. :D

cyclone
01-16-2003, 12:56 PM
damn that was quick jordy! I agree with you. i'm going to look into getting some sponsor stickers for companies that i dont rep, dont have equipment for and that dont sponsor me. I hear they are worth 5hp a piece. lol

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:00 PM
I think that 5hp a piece is just a baseline number to work off until you get enough stickers together to make the 10.5hp a piece gain. :D

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:01 PM
Doesn't 78 have a monster scoop??

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:04 PM
Here is the best of both worlds. I had a CAD guy I know make this for me. It is two velocity stacks stuffed inside a matterhorn style scoop. I am going to patent it. This is good for about 500-750 horsepower.
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/New.JPG

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:05 PM
Do you think that colored vinyl stickers add more hp than standard black and white ones? I'm also wondering if size is an issue with stickers. Do larger stickers add more power than smaller ones?

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:05 PM
:D :D :D

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:06 PM
cyclone:
Do you think that colored vinyl stickers add more hp than standard black and white ones? I'm also wondering if size is an issue with stickers. Do larger stickers add more power than smaller ones? If you have a Ford and you put an "FMF" sticker over the Ford emblem, you just got yourself 100 HP mister.

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:06 PM
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/New.JPG Give that CAD guy a raise! That is one of the cleanest technical drawings I have seen yet! :D

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:06 PM
that is a good design. I would add a flapper to the front of it to keep the fish out. Safety first ya know?

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:08 PM
78- you also can combo that fmf sticker with a fox sticker, volcom sticker and a flat billed hat. oh and black hair dye is another 10. that all adds up to 200 hp if you actually live in the 909 and 100 if you are a 760 or 714 perpatrator.

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:08 PM
miller19j:
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/New.JPG Give that CAD guy a raise! That is one of the cleanest technical drawings I have seen yet! :D Thanks Miller. The CAD guy says that it was done in free hand. Can you ****ING BELIEVE IT!? He's good!

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:10 PM
Blown 472:
Doesn't 78 have a monster scoop?? You mean this one?
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Justin1_copy.JPG

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:12 PM
That has got to be the 800hp version.

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:13 PM
I think there is room for more than just 2 velocity stacks in that Matterhorn. Maybe like 2-0 velocity stacks. :D

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:13 PM
jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
Doesn't 78 have a monster scoop?? You mean this one?
Jordy, when you step up from a velocity stack to a tunnel ram, you shouldn't mess around. Too bad I can't GPS faster than 25 MPH cause of the wind resistance.....

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:14 PM
ooh that is the 800hp, ultra top secret scoopinator version. That particular scoop was designed by a russian cookie baker back in 1972. Its rumored to be an updated version of the fabled Scooper Pooper, which as we all know was powered by muffler bearings. The Scoopinator is supposedly powered by the new Uranium P-32 Explosive Space Modulator and is the reason why is makes such awesome power.

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:15 PM
Never mind the wind resistance, I'm thinking that faster than 25mph would probably suck you back out of the seat and into that cavern. :D
[ January 16, 2003, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: jordanpaulk ]

HBjet
01-16-2003, 01:15 PM
Cyclone, if you want the most HP per-sticker, Chrome is 15hp per sticker (min. of 5 letters). I would looking into the chrome. I know it's pricy, but it's worth it in the long run.
HBjet

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:15 PM
jordanpaulk:
Blown 472:
Doesn't 78 have a monster scoop?? You mean this one?
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Justin1_copy.JPG Is this that sail boat you were talking about getting Justin?

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:15 PM
cyclone:
ooh that is the 800hp, ultra top secret scoopinator version. That particular scoop was designed by a russian cookie baker back in 1972. Its rumored to be an updated version of the fabled Scooper Pooper, which as we all know was powered by muffler bearings. The Scoopinator is supposedly powered by the new Uranium P-32 Explosive Space Modulator and is the reason why is makes such awesome power. Coffee this morning Cyclone?

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:16 PM
Of course that answer is chrome! Chrome will get you home right?

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:17 PM
cyclone:
The Scoopinator is supposedly powered by the new Uranium P-32 Explosive Space Modulator and is the reason why is makes such awesome power. Dammit J, you'd better keep an eye out for Marvin Martian as he'll be pissed if he finds out you have his P-32 Modulator...

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:18 PM
Where is that picture of the jet boat with the chrome light bar and grab handles?

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:19 PM
The Scoopinator [/QB]Scoopinator! LMAO :D :D

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:20 PM
78- I think might have OD'd on mike n Ikes after lunch.

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:21 PM
jordanpaulk:
Marvin Martian as he'll be pissed if he finds out you have his P-32 Modulator... I ass raped Marvin Martion in prison and took the modulator. And the answer is no, I didn't give him a reach around.

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:21 PM
I think you guys might need a refresher course. Its all ball bearings these days!

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:22 PM
Come on squeal, squeal like a pig you little green focker.

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:23 PM
cyclone:
I think you guys might need a refresher course. Its all ball bearings these days! Speaking of ball bearings, did you see the huge nuts that one dog in the dog pictures thread? Is it just me, or is the dog positioning himself to tea bag that poor boy?
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/how_to_sleep_in_truck.JPG
[ January 16, 2003, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:23 PM
miller19j:
Where is that picture of the jet boat with the chrome light bar and grab handles? You know how far back I had to dig to find this one??? Come on. :D

Nubbs
01-16-2003, 01:23 PM
cyclone:
Dont have the dyno results yet, but i think she'll run better now.
Jordy- can i get a judges ruling on whether or not this scoop is going to work?
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/hdscoop.JPG You have the scoop turned the wrong way. You need to turn it around so you can look into it while you're driving and see all the power it's making.

mbrown2
01-16-2003, 01:23 PM
cyclone:
damn that was quick jordy! I agree with you. i'm going to look into getting some sponsor stickers for companies that i dont rep, dont have equipment for and that dont sponsor me. I hear they are worth 5hp a piece. lol LOL.. :) :D :)

cyclone
01-16-2003, 01:24 PM
nuts? ass raping marvin martian? I hope that's the coffee talking!

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:26 PM
cyclone:
nuts? ass raping marvin martian? I hope that's the coffee talking! Gosh, I dunno. I think it's the lack of boating lately that is making me violent.

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:26 PM
jordanpaulk:
miller19j:
Where is that picture of the jet boat with the chrome light bar and grab handles? You know how far back I had to dig to find this one??? Come on. :D Post it! :D

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:27 PM
cyclone:
nuts? ass raping marvin martian? I hope that's the coffee talking! I am starting to worry about him again! Next thing you know he will start talking about his friend Steve. :D wink

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:31 PM
miller19j:
cyclone:
nuts? ass raping marvin martian? I hope that's the coffee talking! I am starting to worry about him again! Next thing you know he will start talking about his friend Steve. :D wink There was one movie with the druggie dude from 90210 that comes to mind. I just saw a part of it, where he was getting his ass kicked in an aboandoned house. What movie is that? Anyways, it reminds me of me and Steve and how one of us always gets beat up every time we go out and drink...

miller19j
01-16-2003, 01:34 PM
I told you guys he would bring up Steve! :D

Jordy
01-16-2003, 01:38 PM
miller19j:
Post it! :D I just ran though about 40 pages of Jet Forums and didn't see it. Was it in the V-drive forum???

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:40 PM
jordanpaulk:
miller19j:
Post it! :D I just ran though about 40 pages of Jet Forums and didn't see it. Was it in the V-drive forum??? No way. Shoot, let me look.....

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:48 PM
I think it was in jets or hot boats.

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 01:56 PM
I did all my searching for "roll bar". Pretty sure the topic name was "My buddies boat"...

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 01:57 PM
or check this out??

MikeF
01-16-2003, 03:16 PM
Or how about 800+HP and a Wing to keep the wheels from spinning! :D
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/hdscoop1.JPG

Desert Rat
01-16-2003, 03:22 PM
78Eliminator:
cyclone:
I think you guys might need a refresher course. Its all ball bearings these days! Speaking of ball bearings, did you see the huge nuts that one dog in the dog pictures thread? Is it just me, or is the dog positioning himself to tea bag that poor boy?
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/how_to_sleep_in_truck.JPG Thats some funny S^*T

cyclone
01-16-2003, 03:25 PM
Mike can you fabricate a larger wing? that one is cool, but i figure with enough downforce and the 800hp Scoopinator i'll be to pop wheelies!

Screaming Pete
01-16-2003, 03:25 PM
Justin,78 Elemanator,Pimp Juice,whatever you go by..did you start working on your boat yet?? idea

cyclone
01-16-2003, 03:26 PM
ya start polishing that bigass velocity stack now that way you'll be finished by spring time.

77charger
01-16-2003, 04:26 PM
78Eliminator:
Here is the best of both worlds. I had a CAD guy I know make this for me. It is two velocity stacks stuffed inside a matterhorn style scoop. I am going to patent it. This is good for about 500-750 horsepower.
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/New.JPG Did jordy have any credit in that devolopment :D

Mandelon
01-16-2003, 06:11 PM
The Scoopinator is supposedly powered by the new Uranium P-32 Explosive Space Modulator and is the reason why is makes such awesome power.
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posted January 16, 2003 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by jordanpaulk:
Marvin Martian as he'll be pissed if he finds out you have his P-32 Modulator...
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I ass raped Marvin Martion in prison and took the modulator. And the answer is no, I didn't give him a reach around.
My ass hurts...and where's my modulator???
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[ January 16, 2003, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

Daytona19
01-16-2003, 07:03 PM
Well cyclone at least you can hang with my Toyota Tundra now. hahahah

cyclone
01-17-2003, 08:44 AM
i think the scoopinator will give me enough power to pass a top fuel car should i ever encounter one on I-10