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diggler
10-02-2002, 06:54 PM
AUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
I dated this stripper for about a year and then had to move from Texas to California due to a job relocation. She didn't want to move out here for three years, because.....
While I'm working here as an electrical engineer, my company is putting me through Law School to become a patent attorney. (Takes THREE YEARS to finish!)
Then we break up over this because she gets pissed and then she threatens to take my dog to the POUND!! I sent my friend, that's still in Texas, on a six hour round trip to go save the dog.
Now she wants me back and is threatening to fly out here to work things out! AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GET HER OUT OF MY LIFE?!? I'M ALREADY 2000 MILES AWAY!

WILDERTHANU54
10-02-2002, 07:03 PM
DUDE, THATS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT........ I ALWAYS GOT DUMPED FOR BEING TOO DRUNK.
GEOFF

diggler
10-02-2002, 07:05 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!
Well, the dog is now in Austin, and she lives in Dallas. She can't do anything now to **** with me besides fly out here and cause hell.
God I hate crazy bitches!!!
check out this site, (I can't because my work blocks it)
www.psychoexgirlfriend.com (http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com)
If I remember right, it has all the phone messages from a psycho ex that some guy used to date.

stucknohio
10-02-2002, 07:12 PM
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPER

Jrocket
10-02-2002, 07:17 PM
Let me know when she gets into town,Im a problem solver. The Wolf

diggler
10-02-2002, 07:30 PM
Jrocket:
Let me know when she gets into town,Im a problem solver. The WolfYou're not going to shove a toothbrush up HER ass are you?

DaveA
10-02-2002, 07:31 PM
Problem 1- Stripper. Unstable at times. Doesn't mind making a scene. Does it for a living anyway. Just quieter with paying customers.
Problem 2- 2000 miles. Not enuf. Gotta move to Elbonia, or equivalent. A plus- Patent searches don't take much time to perform there. No patents. Hmmm. Filing one shouldn't take as long either.
Problem 3- quote: "She didn't want to move out here for three years, because....." You trailed off and started another thought. Why didn't she want to move to Calif? Regular customers expect to see her on regular basis? Tell her it's like being a hairdresser. You gotta build a clientele, right? Why not in LA? She shouldn't be afraid of a little competition. After all, you thought she was a hottie, right? So she's psycho- customers don't care! They know somebody somewhere's tired of her crap anyway.
Well, the dog's safe, now. Can't say the same for you, tho. At least SoCal's a big place. Change your name, your numbers, email addresses, etc. Works for the guys in the Witness Protection Program. You could let the FBI know that she should be considered a terrorist threat, since she's no doubt been seen in the company of some Middle Eastern oil barons at the strip club (after all, where do they always want to go when they're in the States, right?) This way, she'll never be able to get on a plane to go anywhere, if at all, without being strip-searched :D (I loved that one!)
I'll bet my bill's bigger than RD's.
DaveA

wsm9808
10-02-2002, 07:39 PM
If she is really a wac head...... avoid her at all cost. I dated this one crazy stripper bitch for 5 years,we broke up and got back together a dozen times. Each time it got worst. The last time she was moving out, she decided she wanted to take my tanning bed too. I told her to just get out and leave my stuff alone, I was done with her crap. Now get this! 10 minutes later the cops show up(she called them from outside), handcuff me in my house in front of my kid and haul me to jail. WTF, I never touched her, that night, or any other time. Turns out I didnt have to touch her, she told them she was in "fear for her life" with me there. So they arrested me and she completely cleans out my house while Im in jail that night AND parks my car and boat in the middle of the street(they get impounded). Bitch knew exactly what she was doing.
She was hot, wild and crazy and we partyed like hell, and we were awsome together, but when it came down to having a home life she didnt have a clue..... typical stripper mentality.
I would keep that one 2000 miles away if you want a sane home life. I avoid my ex like a plage.

diggler
10-02-2002, 07:39 PM
DaveA:
Problem 3- quote: "She didn't want to move out here for three years, because....." You trailed off and started another thought. Why didn't she want to move to Cali?
DaveAShe wanted to wait for me to finish law school so she wouldn't have to go through economic hardship.
"digging away for that gold!"

Jrocket
10-02-2002, 07:47 PM
diggler:
Jrocket:
Let me know when she gets into town,Im a problem solver. The WolfYou're not going to shove a toothbrush up HER ass are you?Well Dirk,I mean Mr.Diggler.I take whatever action is necessary.First I start off easy with the bitch slap,just to get to know her,then Itake my foot and.......well some things are better kept quiet.
BTW,Im gonna need ALOT of trash bags and one Buick Skylark.Running condition...... :D

diggler
10-02-2002, 07:50 PM
Jrocket:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by diggler:
[qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Jrocket:
[qb].
BTW,Im gonna need ALOT of trash bags and one Buick Skylark.Running condition...... :D Since there's no way I can pay a bill for all you guys and your advice, I gave five stars rating! :)

HAVASU HAULIN'
10-02-2002, 08:12 PM
I dated a stripper who had a dog.........Boy I sure miss that dog ..LOL

Jet Junk
10-02-2002, 08:30 PM
WSM, your story sounds exactly like the same one my friend has. Except he was a "X" dealer. She pulled the same crap and got him arrested, and while he was in jail she spent the money he had from selling that was to pay his supplier. She also used up all the product he had left. When he got out 9 days later, there was a large man looking to break his legs(or worse). He eventually sold just enough to get even and quit. He always cracked me up, he would find out how many pills his profit would buy, take those and sell the rest to pay for them. He's ok now though, his ex dates the strip-club manager and he knocked his new girlfriend up after a week or so of dating.

565edge
10-02-2002, 09:10 PM
diggler:
AUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
I dated this stripper for about a year and then had to move from Texas to California due to a job relocation. She didn't want to move out here for three years, because.....
While I'm working here as an electrical engineer, my company is putting me through Law School to become a patent attorney. (Takes THREE YEARS to finish!)
Then we break up over this because she gets pissed and then she threatens to take my dog to the POUND!! I sent my friend, that's still in Texas, on a six hour round trip to go save the dog.
Now she wants me back and is threatening to fly out here to work things out! AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GET HER OUT OF MY LIFE?!? I'M ALREADY 2000 MILES AWAY!If she finished school and still a stripper i'll take her off your hands. :D :p :D

Liberator TJ1984
10-03-2002, 04:26 AM
Hell I'm already in Texas , send her my way...getting Divorced right now..could use some strange !!! :D
p.s. she don't carry a gun hopefully ???

pgh187
10-03-2002, 04:54 AM
Just tell her that
Moving to CALIFORNIA = GAY

DetroitJim
10-03-2002, 05:39 AM
ROFLMAO!!
Perfect, tell her you are discovering your inner self. Ever better, tell her you've been bi for years and experimenting. Kiss of death for sure!

diggler
10-03-2002, 06:19 AM
DetroitJim:
ROFLMAO!!
Perfect, tell her you are discovering your inner self. Ever better, tell her you've been bi for years and experimenting. Kiss of death for sure!Well, I can assure one and all that I am not a "stool pusher", "ass-pirate", "pillow-biter", village people wanna be!
However, I did have to admit I was laughing a bit while reading the latest posts. I don't think she'd believe me if I told her I was gay, she knows my past too well..

Liberator TJ1984
10-03-2002, 07:21 AM
Talk to one of your good freinds ( a Girl ) that is known to have a mean streak and can whoopass in the drop of a hat....pretend shes your new flame and to stay away...she comes around ? friend kicks her ass ..hopefully she goes back home ??? to stay ?? wink

Tahiti Owner
10-03-2002, 07:24 AM
DAMN! and here I thought I had a bad day yesterday after I had an arguement with my g/f or shall we say "ex" g/f since she left me on the side of the road 20 miles or so from home...man are my legs and feet killing me from that 3 1/2 hour walk. Now she wants to know if we can just forget this and just "move on"...I dunno she seems a little outta touch with reality to me!
Good Luck Diggler...
[ October 03, 2002, 08:24 AM: Message edited by: Tahiti Owner ]

Charley
10-03-2002, 07:30 AM
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERStrippers are people too!!! JK... I dated a few... they mostly sucked hehehe
:D

wsm9808
10-03-2002, 10:57 AM
Charley:
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERStrippers are people too!!! JK... I dated a few... they mostly sucked hehehe
:D Yea, they suck, and they are real bad about bringing home a bunch of their stripper friends and everyone would ends up ROTFF'ingYAO. So, I cant say it was all bad, there were a few good hours a week at home.

JEThro
10-03-2002, 11:18 AM
Derk,Tell her you found a new squeeze and that you're in love. Then tell her that your new squeeze has a bigger c*ck than you and you love that too! If nothing else,tell her you got the clap!! Does she have your address? Tell her you moved and give her mine if you want. Jethro

rrrr
10-03-2002, 11:25 AM
Check out this site for some tips on how to deal with the crazy bitch. :D
Psycho Exgirlfriend.com (http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com)

HotHallet
10-03-2002, 11:30 AM
Let's take her to the river, have fun with her all weekend and then figure out some clever way to get her arrested. She would need a whole bunch of singles to make bail. My advice, change your phone #, lock up your boat tight, and ride it out. Eventually she will get bored of getting no response from you. Why does this remind me of a commercial for that stupid movie Swimfan?

BlownCole
10-03-2002, 11:32 AM
wsm9808:
Charley:
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERStrippers are people too!!! JK... I dated a few... they mostly sucked hehehe
:D Yea, they suck, and they are real bad about bringing home a bunch of their stripper friends and everyone would ends up ROTFF'ingYAO. So, I cant say it was all bad, there were a few good hours a week at home.ROTFF'ingYAO :confused: A person could read a lot into that one, maybe a little clarification is in order :D

BlownCole
10-03-2002, 11:34 AM
BlownCole:
wsm9808:
Charley:
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERStrippers are people too!!! JK... I dated a few... they mostly sucked hehehe
:D Yea, they suck, and they are real bad about bringing home a bunch of their stripper friends and everyone would ends up ROTFF'ingYAO. So, I cant say it was all bad, there were a few good hours a week at home.ROTFF'ingYAO :confused: A person could read a lot into that one, maybe a little clarification is in order :D Oh never mind I get it now I read to many F's into the deal eek!

Oldsquirt
10-03-2002, 11:50 AM
Got three words for you - "witness protection program"......
Of course it may require some creativity to convince her to join :D

Liberator TJ1984
10-03-2002, 12:15 PM
Hey Diggler,,gonna be going up to Lake Whitney this weekend... whats her # maybe I could get her drunk and let her drown ??? or better yet pawn off on someone new.... :D

gnarley
10-03-2002, 12:20 PM
Diggler, I know your story! DON'T DO IT!!!! She's looking for stability since as she gets older it will be harder for her to work as a stripper! What other skills can she use to make a living??? Do you want constant stress in your life? She is a time bomb waiting to go off. You had a good time when you were with her but that was without commitment! Remember you were there for a good time NOT a long time. Or if you two do hook up is the f*cking you get worth the f*cking over that you are going to get. You don’t have to let her come visit you.
Just say NO.

diggler
10-03-2002, 12:30 PM
gnarley:
Diggler, I know your story! DON'T DO IT!!!! She's looking for stability since as she gets older it will be harder for her to work as a stripper! What other skills can she use to make a living??? Do you want constant stress in your life? She is a time bomb waiting to go off. You had a good time when you were with her but that was without commitment! Remember you were there for a good time NOT a long time. Or if you two do hook up is the f*cking you get worth the f*cking over that you are going to get. You don’t have to let her come visit you.
Just say NO.Gnarley, I hear you! In fact, I hear all of you! Believe me, I'll never go back to this nutcase.
One of the posts earlier had a statement about her wanting stability. You couldn't be more right! She has a son that's eight years old, (I have no problem with that in general), but this kid hates me and has no respect for anything. Hid dad is a loser that has had just about everything repossessed. She always told me how she wanted me to be his father and raise him right.
You know what? This ended about TWO months ago, and she's still trying to chase me down! Talk about persistence!

spectratoad
10-03-2002, 12:31 PM
Should I send Misty after her? Tell her that you found someone else that you have moved, change your number and just ignore it. Hopefully it will blow over in a few months. I am glad I am not in your shoes. This is where marriage sometimes has its benefits, as long as it is a decent one. :D

diggler
10-03-2002, 12:54 PM
spectratoad:
Should I send Misty after her? Yes!, Please send Misty after her! Thank god this nutcase is in Texas, and not my backyard!
How you guys doing? I haven't talked to you all in a long time. Thanks for the support!

PipesClean
10-03-2002, 12:55 PM
Tell her to come on out and get her OWN place. Now's the perfect time to negotiate for the sharing of the little stripper friends. Work yourself into the perfect situation! Don't run from her. She will always find you! If you truely want her to go away, you have to destroy her perception of YOU!

Liberator TJ1984
10-03-2002, 01:13 PM
Why are all the CRAZY ones here in Texas.... :( frown

Tahiti Owner
10-03-2002, 01:31 PM
I got a site for you to go to to warn everyone in Texas and the rest of the world about her...its www.youdontwantmyex.com (http://www.youdontwantmyex.com)
you get to post her name and location and very detailed info about her in there...one draw back she can leave stuff about you there too... :D
just dont let her know about it already

diggler
10-03-2002, 01:36 PM
Tahiti Owner:
I got a site for you to go to to warn everyone in Texas and the rest of the world about her...its www.youdontwantmyex.com (http://www.youdontwantmyex.com)
you get to post her name and location and very detailed info about her in there...one draw back she can leave stuff about you there too... :D
just dont let her know about it alreadyMan, my computer at work blocks me! I figure one more block from my trying to access different links from this board and I'll be in deep shit! :D

picklefork1
10-03-2002, 01:50 PM
I'm with pipes, take one for the team brother, bring her down, pretend things are cool, bring all her new stripper friends to all the events, and maybe bang a few too.
See if you can set this up before the Piru event.
Thanks

gnarley
10-03-2002, 02:37 PM
Diggler, if she keeps after you, tell her that you have changed your sexual preference & hers isn't the one you prefer anymore & you are moving to San Francisco.

HBjet
10-03-2002, 02:55 PM
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERI think this statement is for women in general, wouldn't you agree? The statement should read uh, did you not expect problems dating a woman?
HBjet

spectratoad
10-03-2002, 03:17 PM
Hey Diggler, Things are going well. Better than you it sounds. :p Misty is home now for awhile. SHe just got out of the hospital last Friday and has to go back in for surgery (again) at the end of this month. She is just going to be spending time at home for awhile. At least the surgery will keep her from re-arranging the furniture every 3rd day.

roostwear
10-03-2002, 03:18 PM
Diggler,
Here's the answer to your problems....
http://www.blowmeuptom.com/

Jrocket
10-03-2002, 04:08 PM
HBjet:
stucknohio:
uh, did you not expect problems dating a STRIPPERI think this statement is for women in general, wouldn't you agree? The statement should read uh, did you not expect problems dating a woman?
HBjetHey HBjet,let us know how it is sleeping on the couch after that comment! :D

wsm9808
10-03-2002, 04:29 PM
My ex didnt just screw me over.... when I meet her she had been out of stripping for about a year and was the secratary for a lawyer/judge. She screwed that poor judge over good. In fact, there was an article in Playboy mag a few month ago with a storey about what she did to him(while she was living with me). It was the September issue I think. Of course it makes it sound like she was the poor victum of a mean ole man.
What happened was, this Judge Holloman guy would tie her up at the office and sit back and watch porn/bondage videos while she "struggled" to get loose and he got off. It was going on, but her being a victom is BS, she went along with it for almost 2 years and when she got bored with it, turned him in and sued the state for millions. She played her little game and thought she was going to get rich, but all that happened was this guys career got ruined and she didnt get shit.
All I can say is watch out guys, there are some real ruthless, crazy women out there. Happy hunting singles.

Tahiti Owner
10-03-2002, 04:39 PM
OK so maybe walking 20 miles home was not so bad!!!

randy77zt
10-03-2002, 07:34 PM
dirk-get another woman to answer your phone or get a bunch of girls to come over when she calls so it sounds like there is a wild party going on .find a woman that is your professional and financial equal.then dont mix businees with pleasure.the boating conditions on the delta are the best they are all year.

Ghighway
10-03-2002, 08:26 PM
Well I've been there! Had a physo bitch when I was doing the music thing. After I called it off she stalked my ass for 6 months! She would show up at gigs and beat any women that even said hello, she filled my trucks gas tank with sand when I stoped at a store. I would catch glimpses of her car zooming side streets as I drove main ones at 2:30 in the am! I decided to fight fire with fire. I called her and said I wanted to talk at her place, she had a great pad in the hills with a bay view. The talking lasted for about 5 min then the clothes came off. I had her bent over a table in front of the bay window, then I took ole big Jim and past him over her lower lips a few times....then stood back and said " Nah this just ain't worth it". Holly Shit I can't still hear her screeming 12 years later.....it humiliated the shit outta her, and worked like a charm I haven't heard from or seen her since. One little bit of advise I can share with you is you better have something lined up and ready to go cause you are gonna want to bang the shit outta someone when your done! eek!
Good Luck
well it worked for me

Jbb
10-04-2002, 06:53 AM
That ex girlfriend needs ...Shovel Awarenes! Shovel Awareness! (http://www.fhmus.com/video/console.asp?id=11)

HBjet
10-04-2002, 07:02 AM
Jrocket:
Hey HBjet,let us know how it is sleeping on the couch after that comment! :D What are you talking about? I always sleep on the couch.

JetBoatRich
10-04-2002, 07:43 AM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
That ex girlfriend needs ...Shovel Awarenes! Shovel Awareness! (http://www.fhmus.com/video/console.asp?id=11)I heard about this, didn't think it was true only a myth?