Let's start our own church!

[MagicMtnDan]

Considering the years of child molestation, church denial and now a gay bishop, maybe it's time we start our own church.
We look like pikers compared to the real church. Hell, all we believe in is:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A good (fast) running boat <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Great weather <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Smooth water <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">COLD beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Big BOOBS! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lots of women (with BIG BOOBS) in g-strings <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking cold beer <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">NO LAKE LICE!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Those aren't controversial things and they're things all of us believe in (well maybe except for Boozer :D ). When you compare us to many in the church we look like saints!
[ August 06, 2003, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: MagicMtnDan ]

[Blown 472]

No, that would not work, you forgot duping people into believing they will go to heaven if they give all their money to tha church.

[Trailer Park Casanova]

You missed Football.
Remember some controversy a while back because of the "Church of Monday Night Football", in Santa Barbara?
Made the news for quite sometime.
There's Biker Churches,, why not boaters churches?
I nominate Riverdave to be our Messiah.
His name may only be spoken over the whine of a Margarita blender.
Violaters(sinners) of the rule must drink five shots of Viper Snapps for pennance.

[HOSS]

I`ll let you follow that Messiah. Have fun.

[Boozer]

MagicMtnDan:
Considering the years of child molestation, church denial and now a gay bishop, maybe it's time we start our own church.
We look like pikers compared to the real church. Hell, all we believe in is:
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking beer -Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A good (fast) running boat - That'd be nice <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Great weather - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Smooth water - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">COLD beer - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Big BOOBS! - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lots of women (with BIG BOOBS) in g-strings - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Drinking cold beer - Agreed <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">NO LAKE LICE! - Agreed<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Those aren't controversial things and they're things all of us believe in (well maybe except for Boozer :D ). When you compare us to many in the church we look like saints! You left out a few things.
Smoking mass quantities of marijuana
Watching lots of porn
Looking at lots of porn
Recieving great blow jobs
Having sex in strang or public places
The list can go on and on and on.
But the basic idea is that none of us believe in child molesting and in my opinion that is one of the worst things that can be done period. I think it's funny that you can go to prison for the rest of your life for killing a scum bag child molester but the scum bag child molester will only do a year or so for robbing a child of their innocence.
(Now)???? A gay bishop. These Cardinals and Bishops have been butt raping boys for years now so I would say that qualifies them for being gay. And this isn't a recent problem.

[Chase]

Does this have to stay within the US, or could it branch out internationally?? Do we have to worship big breasts only, or do nice smaller ones work as well??

[058]

Hummmmmmm....A church, I like it. Just think of the tax benefits, fund raisers, choir girls....satanic rituals....HUMAN SACRIFICE. :D

[HP350SC]

WE LOVE THE LEADER where is Hale Bopp?

[Boozer]

Forensic:
Theres a rainbow in Boozers sig now!!?? eek! Yes there is a rainbow that would be correct. But, if you are implying that it has to do with being gay then your implication is wrong. If it were the gay rainbow the rainbow colors would be reversed. HDD and Chase also have rainbows.

[topless]

Since Riverdave is nominated as the Messiah, if we get pissed off should we say Riverdave damn? :confused:

[Essex502]

Halleluiah, brother!
I be a poor fallen sinner and need to be redeemed! :)

[Trailer Park Casanova]

topless:
Since Riverdave is nominated as the Messiah, if we get pissed off should we say Riverdave damn? :confused: That's five shots of Viper Snapps for you!!!

[topless]

I think I'm going to say Riverdave damn alot more often now!!!! :D

[Blown 472]

Topless you could kneel at the alter.

[topless]

Kneel?? Not again!!!! I thought that was suppose to happen on Steak and B/J day. (March 20) wink

[XTRM22]

I have been to the RIVER!
Been baptized in the Water!
Can I get an amen!
or a Hell ya!
Chuck :D

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Oh! And a new rule for girls;
Ya have to post a naughty story too, and you have to wear stilletto heals while you type it.

[Jbb]

[I nominate Riverdave to be our Messiah.
His name may only be spoken over the whine of a Margarita blender.
Violaters(sinners) of the rule must drink five shots of Viper Snapps for pennance. [/QB][/QUOTE]
The Messiah is busy waxing my boat right now...

[Boozer]

I think baptisims should be in the water but you should have beer splashed on you as part of the ceremony. Not a lot since it's sinful to waste the sacred liquid but a splash. The type of beer is up to you but for true acceptance it is wisest that you are splashed with Coors Lite.

[Blown 472]

JETBOAT BRIAN:
[I nominate Riverdave to be our Messiah.
His name may only be spoken over the whine of a Margarita blender.
Violaters(sinners) of the rule must drink five shots of Viper Snapps for pennance. The Messiah is busy waxing my boat right now... [/QB][/QUOTE]
I thought he would be out fishing to feed tha masses

[topless]

Blown 472:
JETBOAT BRIAN:
[I nominate Riverdave to be our Messiah.
His name may only be spoken over the whine of a Margarita blender.
Violaters(sinners) of the rule must drink five shots of Viper Snapps for pennance. The Messiah is busy waxing my boat right now... I thought he would be out fishing to feed tha masses [/QB][/QUOTE]Shouldn't he be brewing the beer to feed the masses? :confused:

[Coach]

As long as I don't have to wear Nikes and drink the purple punch. We get to keep our balls, right? :D :D

[spectratoad]

topless:
Kneel?? Not again!!!! I thought that was suppose to happen on Steak and B/J day. (March 20) wink At this church we only have one day and it is always March 20th!!!!! :D

[topless]

So do we just go drink beer the rest of the time?

[Blown 472]

topless:
So do we just go drink beer the rest of the time? And watch you pay for your sins

[topless]

eek! eek! Now I'm SCARED!!!!!!