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BigBoyToys
09-28-2003, 10:45 AM
I just got this in an email and thought it was pretty cool.
A plan for the US in the UN
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and
the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, none can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or
LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"
[ September 28, 2003, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: BigBoyToys ]

Dr. Eagle
09-28-2003, 10:57 AM
Geeeeeze.....works for me!!!!!!!

DansBlown73Nordic
09-28-2003, 11:01 AM
I think its a great idea. wink

Catmando
09-28-2003, 12:15 PM
Best plan would be for him to stop lying and expose the Bush lies.

Kilrtoy
09-28-2003, 12:26 PM
too bad that will never happen

Dr. Eagle
09-28-2003, 01:38 PM
Whatever Catmando