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Chestah Cheetah
08-13-2002, 10:24 PM
Here she is, as promised - literally the finest ass on the planet! Alright, the picture blows (damn disposable cameras), deal with it!
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Hot_Boat_Happenings/Havasu_and_The_River/Utah_Pie.JPG
Obviously you had to be there to appreciate the perfection that was happening all over this chick. Sculpted curves, zero cellulite, no "folding" ass cheeks, flawlessly angled triangle opening between legs, and not a gram of fat on her - she would put most Fitness America contestants to shame, literally numerous women were approaching her to comment on her body - THAT HOT!

B-RAD
08-13-2002, 10:31 PM
Ok chesta it you got me out of lurk statis. we have alot of those up here but don't tell anyone we don't want a population boom at our lakes. :p

future boater
08-14-2002, 12:11 AM
looks very good to me. i bet she could sell sanctuary! :p the smiley says it all! i hope i am not commenting on anyones sister/daughter! well worht the wait!

HavasuDreamin'
08-14-2002, 07:22 AM
She is hot, don't get me wrong, but I think the constant build up made for a let down. Perhaps you had to be there! My vote for perfect ass goes to the chick in the thong that Hot Boat uses on it advertisement inside the magazine. She is looking back over her right shoulder. She is a 10, well at least her a$$ is!

rivercrazy
08-14-2002, 07:40 AM
Does she run fast? LOL! :D

BlownCole
08-14-2002, 07:59 AM
I think that is a hot a$$, but a far as being the hottest or most perfect, I don't think there is such a thing. It is just like who has the fastest boat, there is always one faster. That A$$ would have to be in the running though

Jordy
08-14-2002, 08:34 AM
CC, that pic looks like something you tore out of a magazine and scanned. LOL. It is pretty nice though. I would ask for more pics, and perhaps some close-ups, but I dont know if I could wait a year to see them. You did come through on this one though. Nice work, Ass-man.
Jordy :D

69 Elim
08-14-2002, 11:39 AM
VERY, VERY NICE! too bad such poor quality pic though. need to invest in a better camera next time.

Chestah Cheetah
08-14-2002, 01:00 PM
B-RAD:
we have alot of those up here but don't tell anyone we don't want a population boom at our lakes. :p Brad, I'm gonna need you to print the picture, make about 50,000 copies and staple them all over Salt Lake City. Caption should read: "Lost Ass, Will Pay Reward" email ChestahCheetah@op6c.com if found." http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/biggrina.gif
HavasuDreamin':
Perhaps you had to be there! My vote for perfect ass goes to the chick in the thong that Hot Boat uses on it advertisement inside the magazine.IMO, that chick is misproportioned - bony legs leading up to an ass that only looks decent because she is skinny - feed her a Big Mac and watch that thing grow to it's destination of cottage cheese county. The woman pictured above is so damn toned it's undescribable (like you said, you had to be there). I'm not one to gawk at a woman for long periods of time but EVERYONE there was admiring her including numerous women - she had a great personality to boot (not that anyone would notice).
jordanpaulk:
CC, that pic looks like something you tore out of a magazine and scanned. LOL.That's why I'm standing in the boat next to the guy in the plaid shirt. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/cool.gif

nextasex
08-14-2002, 09:11 PM
yes, i must agree with ya marcel! that is the bomb ass!!!!!! that aint no dooky booty!!
Frank

RiverDave2
08-14-2002, 10:35 PM
Good Job Marcel.. it's about time. wink
BTW, your right she's a looker!
RD

Kwicherbichen
08-15-2002, 12:14 AM
Damn low-res scan. Re-scan that puppy at something above 300 dpi/ppi then repost it. I notice that I have to scan at higher resolutions then clean up with photo editing software.

TrojanDan
08-15-2002, 12:36 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiiice nalgas! Now if I only had a picture of Lisa Guerrero from Fox Sports Net in a thong to compare to!!!

SmartMoney
08-15-2002, 06:57 AM
Dude, what's up with the plaid shirt at the River?????? (Just play'in with you, kinda...) Anyways, thanks for posting the picture.....WOW! That ASS is rock solid - looks like she has the entire package. Wish I could of been there to have seen her in person. Did she have a boyfriend there? No phone number? We could plan an entire trip around Her!?!?

SmartMoney
08-15-2002, 07:02 AM
Chestah Cheetah, OH - your standing NEXT to the guy in the plaid shirt. Thank God! He must be from Utah too. Here I am talking shit about this poor guys shirt and for all I know it's probably his wife! Frik, maybe my dress code isn't up to snuff. Maybe were all doing something wrong?

Instigator28
08-15-2002, 07:38 AM
This chick is from Salt Lake City. Now I am confused. I thought all those chicks there had to wear those funky long underware.

Tee
08-15-2002, 09:12 AM
Oh yea, what B-Rad said. They are everywere up here :D And when it gets cold in the winter? We may not be able to boat, but we get hotties like this wanting to rub up close to stay warm, ALL NIGHT LONG :p

Havasu Hangin'
08-15-2002, 09:16 AM
Since she's from Utah, aren't you allowed a few of those? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gif

Instigator28
08-15-2002, 09:29 AM
Havasu Hangin':
Since she's from Utah, aren't you allowed a few of those? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gifROTFLMAO

bigq
08-15-2002, 02:40 PM
Havasu Hangin':
Since she's from Utah, aren't you allowed a few of those? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy06.gifLOL http://www.plauder-smilies.de/love/ladysman.gif

jus a baker
08-20-2002, 06:59 PM
hey, i'm from utah!!!!!!!! (it must be something in the water)

waterndog
08-21-2002, 07:18 AM
NICE. But you think you would have your face a little closer to it :D :D
[ August 21, 2002, 08:23 AM: Message edited by: waterndog ]