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2fast4u
11-05-2002, 03:26 PM
If you've run into a girl named NORMA at Havasu, post your story here! eek! eek! eek!
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Livin Large 27Hallett
11-05-2002, 03:54 PM
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RiverKitty
11-05-2002, 04:53 PM
Who *IS* Norma???
Inquiring minds want to know! ;o)
JetBoatRich
11-05-2002, 07:26 PM
Don't even go there!
Havasu Hangin'
11-05-2002, 08:16 PM
RiverDave:
I'm starting to feel about as exclusive as being in the phone book.
Quick Havasu Hangin, what movie did that just paraphrase? Paraphrase? The whole movie?
The Jerk (http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Jerk/phone1.wav)?
Jordy
11-05-2002, 08:19 PM
Navin R. Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.
JetBoatRich
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
That was great, what a movie.
I was born a poor black child!
Havasu Hangin'
11-05-2002, 08:40 PM
Never let it be said that I don't help you guys out...
jordanpaulk:
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book. (http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Jerk/name_on.wav)
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now. (http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Jerk/phone1.wav) JetBoatRich:
I was born a poor black child (http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Jerk/black.wav)http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy25.gif
JetBoatRich
11-05-2002, 08:42 PM
"HH" you don't mess around. Where ever you get this stuff. You the Man!
Havasu Hangin'
11-05-2002, 08:55 PM
JetBoatRich:
"HH" you don't mess around. http://www.lamer.net/lawrence.gif (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/office/office06.wav)
JetBoatRich:
Where ever you get this stuff. http://www.lamer.net/medal2.gif (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/ltsam/sam07.wav)
gnarley
11-05-2002, 09:36 PM
So this is getin good lets hear more.... Is Norma like Skippy?
JetBoatRich
11-05-2002, 09:38 PM
gnarley:
So this is getin good lets hear more.... Is Norma like Skippy?I believe she swallows?
Laveyman
11-06-2002, 07:13 AM
Thanks HH! I needed a good laugh this AM. A flash back in time too! :cool:
spectratoad
11-06-2002, 07:34 AM
Ok my curiosity is up. Who's Norma? Coud you speak into the Microphone please? http://www.webdeveloper.com/animations/bnifiles/mousemad.gif
diggler
11-06-2002, 08:27 AM
spectratoad:
Ok my curiosity is up. Who's Norma? Coud you speak into the Microphone please? http://www.webdeveloper.com/animations/bnifiles/mousemad.gifI met a "Norma" once in San Francisco that was a man dressed as a woman. I left the situation very, very quickly!
"got no plans with a man" Tone-Loc
gnarley
11-06-2002, 09:21 AM
Yeah she sounds just like a gal I ran into many years ago in Reno & had never been to San Francisco, she spread just like Skippy & made sure to show me her imitation of her favorite bird, the swallow.
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Jordy
11-06-2002, 09:24 AM
Are we ever going to find out who "Havasu Norma" is???
RiverKitty
11-06-2002, 09:27 AM
spectratoad:
Ok my curiosity is up. Who's Norma? Coud you speak into the Microphone please? I'm with the the toad on THIS one! What the HECK are you guys talking about???? I am sooooo lost!
Is it some chick that hangs out at the Bar every night, picks up on guys, then cries "sexual assult"????
Or is it a guy that *claims* to be a chick???
Steamin' Rice
11-06-2002, 09:44 AM
RiverDave:
Actually No.
It was with Demi Moore and Michael Douglas (movie about a sexual harassment lawsuit)
Wife to Micheal Douglas : "Another one of your X-Girlfriends? I bet she feels special, that's about being as exclusive as being in the phone book"
Or something to that effect.
RDDisclosure??
http://www.3movie.com/poster/Disclosure1-0.jpg
spectratoad
11-06-2002, 10:05 AM
Sounds like Norma gets around. Dirk, I bet there are alot of Norma's there in the city by the bay. (Nice Pics by the way)
I want to see a pic of Norma. Is this her?
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/bigmama.JPG eek! eek! :D
RiverKitty
11-06-2002, 10:29 AM
Oh Toad! That is Naaaaaaaasty!!!!
How'd ya like waking up to HER the next morning after a long night at the bar??? ;o) Eeeek! eek!
Jordy
11-06-2002, 10:31 AM
RiverKitty:
How'd ya like waking up to HER the next morning after a long night at the bar??? ;o) Eeeek! eek! You can drink an ugly girl pretty but you can't drink a fat girl thin. If you wake up with that after a night at the bar it's your own fault...
JetBoatRich
11-06-2002, 10:33 AM
I wouldn't sleep, for the fear of being crushed to death during the night when she rolls over? :confused:
spectratoad
11-06-2002, 10:36 AM
I guess that's not her? :D That would definitly be a rude wake up.
diggler
11-06-2002, 10:44 AM
spectratoad:
I guess that's not her? :D That would definitly be a rude wake up.EEEEEEEE!!! Watch me scream like a little girl if I woke up with that!
Good lord, the only part of her body not touching the bed is her back! I guess if anyone was into a woman like this, they'd need a 50lb bag of flour to find the "wet spot".
spectratoad
11-06-2002, 10:51 AM
Dirk, If anyone was into a woman like that you wouldn't be able to see them anyway. eek!
scgms1
11-06-2002, 11:45 AM
Maybe Norma is a Bimbo Girl (http://www.funnydownloads.net/Downloads/Sound/Barbie%20Girl%20Parody%20-%20BimboGirl.rm)
or, you maybe you just need these....
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/goggles.jpg
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gnarley
11-06-2002, 11:52 AM
Ever hear of Coyote Ugly???
That’s when you wake up with some gal you slept with from the bar that you met the night before with your arm wrapped around her and see that’s she’s sooooo bad that you’d rather knaw your arm off & leave it there than pull it out from under her & wake her up & listen to her ask to meet your friends.
I had a friend do this once & she was so bad he left his own house & call from a pay phone for a ride! Luckily he didn't loose his arm & to this day he hasn’t lived it down.
Jordy
11-06-2002, 11:57 AM
gnarley:
I had a friend do this once & she was so bad he left his own house & call from a pay phone for a ride! Luckily he didn't loose his arm & to this day he hasn’t lived it down.So you still have your arm but how long did you have to wait for a ride? :D :D :D :D
gnarley
11-06-2002, 12:01 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jordanpaulk:
So you still have your arm but how long did you have to wait for a ride? :D :D :D :D
Nope wasn't me , but it was one of my best friends who was my best man when I got hitched & lives in Sacramento. If he reads this as a lurker he will know I posted his story eek!
RiverKitty
11-06-2002, 01:49 PM
Ok guys! Back to the subject at hand!
"Who *is* Norma???
Come on 2fast4u! Give it up! Details, DETAILS!
("Curiousity is killing the cat!")
JetBoatRich
11-06-2002, 02:26 PM
RiverKitty:
Ok guys! Back to the subject at hand!
"Who *is* Norma???
Come on 2fast4u! Give it up! Details, DETAILS!
("Curiousity is killing the cat!")He's not the dumb?
I hope not!
2fast4u
11-06-2002, 02:28 PM
Norma is the elusive desert mirage , that disappears just as fast as she shows up. I plead the 5th.
:cool: :cool: :cool:
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JetBoatRich
11-06-2002, 02:31 PM
2fast4u:
Norma is the elusive desert mirage , that disappears just as fast as she shows up. I plead the 5th.
:cool: :cool: :cool: The 5th, good idea. I believe the pictures were destroyed. wink wink wink
mbrown2
11-06-2002, 02:39 PM
2fast4u:
Norma is the elusive desert mirage , that disappears just as fast as she shows up. I plead the 5th.
:cool: :cool: :cool: Spill the beans noob.....
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/newbies.jpg
carreraelite
11-06-2002, 02:50 PM
JetBoatRich:
2fast4u:
Norma is the elusive desert mirage , that disappears just as fast as she shows up. I plead the 5th.
:cool: :cool: :cool: The 5th, good idea. I believe the pictures were destroyed. wink wink wink Plead the fifth!!If you drank one instead , you would see her!!!
Livin Large 27Hallett
11-06-2002, 03:55 PM
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Her454
11-06-2002, 04:17 PM
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Her454
11-06-2002, 04:17 PM
Hey RiverKitty, Im lost too. What the ?
:D
Her454
11-06-2002, 04:18 PM
eek!
JetBoatRich
11-06-2002, 04:50 PM
?????????????????????
Havasu Doug
11-06-2002, 05:03 PM
Is Norma=Alisha? :confused: :D
andy01
11-06-2002, 05:48 PM
Where is STVKieth? He needs to be in on this thread!!! Should have seen the truck driver he brought home one night!
Andy
timitunnel
11-06-2002, 08:47 PM
These are the girls comonly refered to as mopeds!! :rolleyes: :D
Laveyman
11-07-2002, 11:08 AM
Somehow I get the feeling this is going the same way as the thread about the boat made in Riverside breaking in half at the river. Those in the know toss it out there to stir the pot, and then won't say chit about it! :mad:
2fast4u
11-07-2002, 11:36 AM
Hey JetBoatRich... what is that pumpkin colored thing in the water?! Looks like a Hallett Wannabe to me !
We'll call it an orange COCK due to it's rooster tail effect.
Rocket
11-07-2002, 12:53 PM
I found Norma :D :D web page (http://lib.2ksounds.com/uglyfriend/uglyfriend.html)
mbrown2
11-07-2002, 12:59 PM
Rocket:
I found Norma :D :D web page (http://lib.2ksounds.com/uglyfriend/uglyfriend.html)Reality games are cool...
JetBoatRich
11-07-2002, 03:09 PM
That is to funny!
LOL!
JetBoatRich
11-07-2002, 03:11 PM
2fast4u:
Hey JetBoatRich... what is that pumpkin colored thing in the water?! Looks like a Hallett Wannabe to me !
We'll call it an orange COCK due to it's rooster tail effect.Come on now, that shit aint funny
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Livin Large 27Hallett
11-07-2002, 03:58 PM
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JetBoatRich
11-07-2002, 04:23 PM
Livin Large 27Hallett:
Played the game, in 56 seconds I was Blitzed.
Not Bad.But the girl looked good!