spectratoad
10-08-2002, 06:34 AM
Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that
> had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition,
> Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance
> 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL
> 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
> but to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
>
>
> Dear Desperate,
>
> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT
> YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
> run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy
> 1.0, Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer
> 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO
> NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
> These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could
> also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend
> 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce
> potentially serious viruses into the Operating System. In summary, Husband
> 1.0 is a decent program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn
> new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
> enhance its system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
> Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as that old
> standby...Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance
> of his hardware).
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
:D wink :D wink
>
> Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that
> had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition,
> Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance
> 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL
> 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
> but to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
>
>
> Dear Desperate,
>
> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT
> YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
> run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy
> 1.0, Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer
> 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO
> NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
> These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could
> also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend
> 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce
> potentially serious viruses into the Operating System. In summary, Husband
> 1.0 is a decent program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn
> new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
> enhance its system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
> Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as that old
> standby...Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance
> of his hardware).
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
:D wink :D wink