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Blown 472
06-11-2003, 07:35 AM
http://www.daleford.com/wallpaper12.gif

hot_diggity_dog
06-11-2003, 08:00 AM
Hey Jordy almost to the 5,000 post mark. :p
Not bad for being a semi-retired poster
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HDD :cool:

Jordy
06-11-2003, 08:01 AM
Man, the things I would do to those getting close to 18 year old twins... :D :rolleyes:
As far as the semi-retired deal, this whole full time outside sales job is killing me... My post counts are suffering because of it. :D

MJ19
06-11-2003, 08:21 AM
They look like little girls in that pic...they have others that are far more sexy looking.
BTW, they just had their 17th birthday or it's coming up...they are in June I beleive :)
One more year Jordy and you're all over them!!!

Boozer
06-11-2003, 08:29 AM
If Jordy comes to Colorado to "meat" them he'll be well within the law. No need to wait till their 18 get em while their 17 and still fresh. As soon as those girls hit 18 they'll be getting their own houses and will become STD infestations.

Jordy
06-11-2003, 08:36 AM
I'm just looking forward to their Playboy spread. They'll need to do something to jump start their careers.
Britney is also on my list of Playboy candidates I'd like to see. So is the skinny Christina Aguleria, although I can see her in more of a Hustler kind of spread, which isn't a bad thing, but she's a dirty girl. :D

NastyOne
06-11-2003, 08:38 AM
562 days until they are 18. :D Playboy it is!
Those girls are way to old for me.

Sleek-Jet
06-11-2003, 08:45 AM
Boozer:
If Jordy comes to Colorado to "meat" them he'll be well within the law. No need to wait till their 18 get em while their 17 and still fresh. As soon as those girls hit 18 they'll be getting their own houses and will become STD infestations. I think Jordys to old to meet that statute. I believe it only applies if the two people are seperated by no more then 3 years of age. eek!

Jordy
06-11-2003, 08:46 AM
Hey, believe me when I tell you that I act 10 years minimum under my true age... that would make me 19 your honor. :D
Think that would work?

Sleek-Jet
06-11-2003, 08:50 AM
My brother has a not-so-funny story about something like that. :rolleyes:

78Eliminator
06-11-2003, 08:50 AM
jordanpaulk:
Hey, believe me when I tell you that I act 10 years minimum under my true age... that would make me 19 your honor. :D
Think that would work? Jordy, aren't there still states where the age of consent is still 16? I could swear that some southern states will give you the thumbs up to take their temperature.

78Eliminator
06-11-2003, 08:52 AM
Sleek-Jet:
My brother has a not-so-funny story about something like that. :rolleyes: Judges don't think it's funny. If you have sex with a 16 or 17 year old, it's the same as raping someone to them. Don't do it.

Jordy
06-11-2003, 08:54 AM
78Eliminator:
Jordy, aren't there still states where the age of consent is still 16? I could swear that some southern states will give you the thumbs up to take their temperature. If it's in the south, I'm pretty sure that you have to be related for it to apply. :D :D :D

78Eliminator
06-11-2003, 09:03 AM
jordanpaulk:
78Eliminator:
Jordy, aren't there still states where the age of consent is still 16? I could swear that some southern states will give you the thumbs up to take their temperature. If it's in the south, I'm pretty sure that you have to be related for it to apply. :D :D :D They kinda look like you. Look like they could be your daughters.

Boozer
06-11-2003, 09:05 AM
In Colorado the age of consent is weird. If they are 15-17 they are fair game as long as you are within 10 years of their age. At 17 they are fair game to whoever.

Boozer
06-11-2003, 09:05 AM
In Colorado the age of consent is weird. If they are 15-17 they are fair game as long as you are within 10 years of their age. At 17 they are fair game to whoever.

Sleek-Jet
06-11-2003, 09:06 AM
78Eliminator:
Sleek-Jet:
My brother has a not-so-funny story about something like that. :rolleyes: Judges don't think it's funny. If you have sex with a 16 or 17 year old, it's the same as raping someone to them. Don't do it. Yep, that's pretty much what happened to him.

Blown 472
06-11-2003, 09:07 AM
78Eliminator:
jordanpaulk:
Hey, believe me when I tell you that I act 10 years minimum under my true age... that would make me 19 your honor. :D
Think that would work? Jordy, aren't there still states where the age of consent is still 16? I could swear that some southern states will give you the thumbs up to take their temperature. Wood that be a rectal thermo meter??

=PAYED CA$H=
06-11-2003, 09:09 AM
BOOZER,
I NOW KNOW WHY YOU MOVED OUT THEIR.......
GOOD MAN, IF YOUR GONNA DO IT YOU MID AS WELL BE LEGAL.........IM PACKING MY STUFF ASAP..... :D
HOW ARE THESE 15-17 BROADS LOOKING BEFORE I PACK ANYMORE.......? :D

Boozer
06-11-2003, 09:10 AM
They had me fooled :)

78Eliminator
06-11-2003, 09:25 AM
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
jordanpaulk:
Hey, believe me when I tell you that I act 10 years minimum under my true age... that would make me 19 your honor. :D
Think that would work? Jordy, aren't there still states where the age of consent is still 16? I could swear that some southern states will give you the thumbs up to take their temperature. Wood that be a rectal thermo meter?? rectal thermo meter AKA penis

=PAYED CA$H=
06-11-2003, 09:29 AM
IM READY FOR A TRIP TO THE ROCKIES........ :D

Blown 472
06-11-2003, 09:29 AM
rectum (http://ins5.inetstrat.com/deliverance/ned.wav)

hot_diggity_dog
06-12-2003, 05:58 AM
As far as the semi-retired deal, this whole full time outside sales job is killing me... My post counts are suffering because of it. Almost to the 5,000 milestone mark Jordy! :D
RiverDave -8876 posts
JetBoatRich -6372 posts
jordanpaulk -4992 posts
Blown 472 -4360 posts
superdave013 -4120 posts
HDD :cool: