What's the grossest thing you have ever done??

[Mandelon]

Nasty???????? Smelly????? or just plain sick????? yuk

[Havasu Hangin']

Joined this forum.

[hoolign]

That's easy
At work we have to wear hard hats,I took took the liner out of my hard hat,,took a big dump on the ground beside one of the shacks at the rig,placed my hard hat over it,green roughneck came to see what I was doin peeking under the hardhat,I told him i caught a bird,then told him to take his gloves off and when i said go he was to grab the bird..... :D

[spectratoad]

Hoolign, That is F'ed up :D :D that is so f'ed up :D :D man I would kick your a$$ :D :D
[ May 20, 2003, 05:23 AM: Message edited by: spectratoad ]

[hoolign]

Well...he was'nt to happy,and it was either just go wash the shit off,or wash the shit off and lose a 19 dollar an hour job,he got me back,,in the middle of summer I went into my office and there was the little prick with both feet in my water jug...coolin off...paybacks a bitch :D

[Liberator TJ1984]

Chick went with me too a Bar on a Date ..after a while she saw some guys she knew and said she would be right back and keep her spot .(Yea Right.)Hours Later after she dissed me to the dogs I noticed her Purse was still on the floor beside her Chair. idea
I Pissed in it then Promptly left devil
Gopherrr

[dimarcobros]

My buddies and I got all liquored up one night and went over to this guys house that none of us liked. He was a real cocky a**hole. All three of us proceeded to take a dump on this guys hood, roof, and trunk. Imagine walking out your door in the morning too three mounds on your car. eek! Still makes me laugh.

[Desert Rat]

At an old job there was a guy that was a complete ahole. He smoked a pipe. We had feral (wild) cats in the hangers and they would crap in the speedy dry. We collected up about four dried turds and crushed them so we could extract the mouse hair and bones. This powder then went into his pipe tobacco pouch. We called it meow mix and could not believe it when he smoked it! Still laugh my ass off on that one.

[Nasty1]

One time i farted at a restaurant... but really shit myself. eek!

[Ziggy]

Many years ago, one of my friends had this girl dump him for some bozo(musta had more $). So while somewhat intoxicated four of us went and pissed all over her VW bug, including wedging open the driver wing window and putting a good quart of the yellow stuff there. We barely finished and lo and behold she comes out to leave. The damn car was still steamin' for God's sake. Well she just got right in, cranked it up and drove off. yuk

[miller19j]

When I was a Kid my best friend had some neighbors that he didn’t like so we tormented them regularly. One time we decided to shit in their pool. But instead of going into their yard we thought it would be better to shit into a bag and fling it over the fence into their pool.
Well I took a dump into the plastic sandwich bag and flung it over the fence into the pool. My friend and I laughed about it for about twenty minutes until someone came banging on the door.
The neighbor was of Arab persuasion. So banging at the door was a man yelling “WHY YOU SHIT IN MY POOL! WHY YOU SHIT IN MY POOL!” in and Arab accent. About this time my friend’s mom comes home. We ran and hid behind the couch and she answered the door. Standing at the door is this Arab man wearing a turban holding a clear plastic bag half full of water with a turd floating in it asking “Why you shit in my pool?”
She thought he was some sort of freak and slammed the door in his face and started laughing.
God I miss being a Kid! :D

[SCUBA STEVE]

why cant I think of anything? well I seen some gross shit, staying at crazyhorse campgrounds. If anyone has stayed there, you'll know what I am talking about. It seems like everyone shits by the toilet, not in it.
oh when I was a kid I used to eat my boogers. the really gross thing is I picked up that habit from my step dad. yuk

[Mandelon]

Had a bad case of stomach flu or food poisoning so I had the runs, joint aches and shaking with the chills... I thought I'd take a shower and at least be warm and clean. :rolleyes: Had the urge and could not hold back....sprayed a big brown load all over the floor of the shower.... eek! Had to kinda stuff it down the drain holes with my foot. yuk That was nasty.
One time at a bar I was really hammered and had to piss, but the line was really long. I noticed an empty mug nearby. idea so I pulled the empty beer mug off of the ledge from behind the table and pissed in it while sitting at the table. I was wearing shorts so it was easy to pull to the side and drain away!! Left the mug up on the ledge again..full, bubbly and steamin' :rolleyes: The other people sitting at the table had no clue.....
[ May 20, 2003, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[wannajetboat]

While camping one weekend at Glamis and after eating at the Del Taco in Brawley eek! eek! me and 2 friends took a sh*% next to my buddies tent while he was out testing his new bike, all night long he kept complaining about the smell, that stupid ass left his tent in the same place all weekend and never figured it out, we laugh at it to this day. :p
Wannajetboat out...

[SCUBA STEVE]

Mandelon:
I was wearing shorts so it was easy to pull to the side and drain away!! LOL, either you were wearing some John Stockton tiny shorts, or you should be a porn star. :D
Shorts these days usually go past the knee.

[Tom Brown]

SCUBA STEVE:
Shorts these days usually go past the knee. Not in Canada. We wear 'em small and tight.
I've got one...
I once ate a half a pack of ripple chips while chewing about four pieces of Hubba Bubba.

[hoolign]

Just when I think I've heard it all, Tom comes and ....shocks the shit right outta me :D

[DansBlown73Nordic]

I worked at a place about ten years ago. This one Asshole would sneak into the fridge and eat everyones lunches.
So one night I said.. idea Lets all piss in this TupperWare full of Peaches. We then placed it in the front of the fridge so he could find them real easy...Sure as Shit one guy caught him as he was just pouring the last few drops down his Mug.... eek!
From that day forward his Nick Name was "PissBoy" :D

[LUVNLIFE]

I'd love to post here but everyday is a new day and the crap I pull gets better and better. The boys at work ask me if I sit around and think of this stuff, I just smile and say NO,THE IDEAS JUST FLY AT ME. :p

[Mandelon]

SCUBA STEVE:
Mandelon:
I was wearing shorts so it was easy to pull to the side and drain away!! LOL, either you were wearing some John Stockton tiny shorts, or you should be a porn star. :D
Shorts these days usually go past the knee. This was about 15 years ago....back then shorts were short......and I am not any longer.... frown

[Mandelon]

I squirted hand soap into the coffee pot.......