Mandelon
05-02-2003, 08:49 AM
> > The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due
> > to the fact that 49% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of
> > the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the
> > time it's in the hole. It has dependents, but they're nuts.
> >
> > Effective January 1, 2004, penises will be taxed according to size.
> >
> > The brackets are as follows:
> >
> > 10" - 12" Luxury Tax
> > 8" - 10" Pole Tax
> > 5" - 8" Privilege Tax
> > 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
> >
> > Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
> > eligible for a refund.
> >
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!
:D :D :D
> >
> >
> > to the fact that 49% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of
> > the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the
> > time it's in the hole. It has dependents, but they're nuts.
> >
> > Effective January 1, 2004, penises will be taxed according to size.
> >
> > The brackets are as follows:
> >
> > 10" - 12" Luxury Tax
> > 8" - 10" Pole Tax
> > 5" - 8" Privilege Tax
> > 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
> >
> > Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
> > eligible for a refund.
> >
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!
:D :D :D
> >
> >