FMluvswater
06-30-2003, 11:46 PM
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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> Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
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> a = poopsie
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> b = lumpy
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> c = buttercup
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> d = gidget
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> e = crusty
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> f = greasy
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> g = fluffy
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> h = cheeseball
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> i = chim-chim
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> j = stinky
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> k = flunky
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> l = boobie
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> m = pinky
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> n = zippy
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> o = goober
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> p = doofus
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> q = slimy
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> r = loopy
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> s = snotty
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> t = tootie
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> u = dorkey
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> v = squeezit
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> w = oprah
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> x = skipper
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> y = dinky
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> z = zsa-zsa
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> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
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> new last name:
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> a = apple
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> b = toilet
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> c = giggle
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> d = burger
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> e = girdle
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> f = barf
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> g = lizard
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> h = waffle
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> i = cootie
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> j = monkey
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> k = potty
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> l = liver
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> m = banana
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> n = rhino
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> o = bubble
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> p = hamster
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> q = toad
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> r = gizzard
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> s = pizza
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> t = gerbil
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> u = chicken
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> v = pickle
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> w = chuckle
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> x = tofu
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> y = gorilla
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> z = stinker
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> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
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> your new last name:
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> a = head
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> b = mouth
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> c = face
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> d = nose
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> e = tush
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> f = breath
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> g = pants
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> h = shorts
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> i = lips
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> j = honker
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> k = butt
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> l = brain
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> m = tushie
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> n = chunks
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> o = hiney
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> p = biscui! ts
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> q = toes
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> r = buns
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> s = fanny
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> t = sniffer
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> u = sprinkles
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> v = kisser
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> w = squirt
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> x = humperdinck
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> y = brains
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> z = juice
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> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My code name using my married name is Chim Chim Gigglesquirt.
Maiden name it's Chim Chim Bubbletush (almost sounds like it belongs in jl's pornstar name thread, LOL!)
Chim Chim Gigglesquirt suits me better I think. :D
If yours doesn't suit you or is offensive to you so what it's just utter silliness, anyway. Some of my friends have really funny ones. It'll be a case of groan or funnybone.
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air scoop
[ July 01, 2003, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
>
> Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
>
> a = poopsie
>
>
> b = lumpy
>
>
> c = buttercup
>
>
> d = gidget
>
>
> e = crusty
>
>
> f = greasy
>
>
> g = fluffy
>
>
> h = cheeseball
>
>
> i = chim-chim
>
>
> j = stinky
>
>
> k = flunky
>
>
> l = boobie
>
>
> m = pinky
>
>
> n = zippy
>
>
> o = goober
>
>
> p = doofus
>
>
> q = slimy
>
>
> r = loopy
>
>
> s = snotty
>
>
> t = tootie
>
>
> u = dorkey
>
>
> v = squeezit
>
>
> w = oprah
>
>
> x = skipper
>
>
> y = dinky
>
>
> z = zsa-zsa
>
>
>
>
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
>
>
> new last name:
>
>
> a = apple
>
>
> b = toilet
>
>
> c = giggle
>
>
> d = burger
>
>
> e = girdle
>
>
> f = barf
>
>
> g = lizard
>
>
> h = waffle
>
>
> i = cootie
>
>
> j = monkey
>
>
> k = potty
>
>
> l = liver
>
>
> m = banana
>
>
> n = rhino
>
>
> o = bubble
>
>
> p = hamster
>
>
> q = toad
>
>
> r = gizzard
>
>
> s = pizza
>
>
> t = gerbil
>
>
> u = chicken
>
>
> v = pickle
>
>
> w = chuckle
>
>
> x = tofu
>
>
> y = gorilla
>
>
> z = stinker
>
>
>
>
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>
>
> your new last name:
>
>
> a = head
>
>
> b = mouth
>
>
> c = face
>
>
> d = nose
>
>
> e = tush
>
>
> f = breath
>
>
> g = pants
>
>
> h = shorts
>
>
> i = lips
>
>
> j = honker
>
>
> k = butt
>
>
> l = brain
>
>
> m = tushie
>
>
> n = chunks
>
>
> o = hiney
>
>
> p = biscui! ts
>
>
> q = toes
>
>
> r = buns
>
>
> s = fanny
>
>
> t = sniffer
>
>
> u = sprinkles
>
>
> v = kisser
>
>
> w = squirt
>
>
> x = humperdinck
>
>
> y = brains
>
>
> z = juice
>
>
>
>
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My code name using my married name is Chim Chim Gigglesquirt.
Maiden name it's Chim Chim Bubbletush (almost sounds like it belongs in jl's pornstar name thread, LOL!)
Chim Chim Gigglesquirt suits me better I think. :D
If yours doesn't suit you or is offensive to you so what it's just utter silliness, anyway. Some of my friends have really funny ones. It'll be a case of groan or funnybone.
****
air scoop
[ July 01, 2003, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]