Joe Millionaire Finals

[Froggystyle]

OK, I am switching horses.
I thought Zora was it for the last 3 weeks, but Sarah made with the head, so I am going with her.
She is going to be one pissed off golddigger when she finds out he is broke!

[Cantrip]

Yeah, she took a shot to the mouth, and for a good cause because as I write this, I think she is the one......to find out he is poor..... but she definitley made with the head and let him tickle her box under the blanket while watching the moon. Zora is going to be a tough one to get into bed, plus she has a big ass, I would rather DING Sarah, she is into bondage too. YAY!! 9:50 pm, here goes.... If I was him, I would be a true pimp and tell them in my best pimp accent "I wunt bof a' youse guys!!!"
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[ February 10, 2003, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: Cantrip ]

[Jordy]

Yeah, she'll be so mad he might have to tie her down...
I think there is another twist to the whole stupid dealio. Like he has loads of family money. I'm just not buying the $19K construction job and how much has been made of it. :D

[Froggystyle]

I agree. I think he has a pile of money and is doing a Forrest Gump with the bulldozer. He works it for fun.
Actually, I bet he has a trust fund or something, where he has money, but doesn't get all of it or something.
With a name like Marriott, who knows?

[mbrown2]

I am thinking it is going to be Zora...he seems to see through Sarah as "more" of a money sucking ho....not that boat lack those traits..

[Froggystyle]

But Sarah has shown affection... and he is a dork about that it seems.
We suck... I can't believe I am chatting with guys about this crap!
[ February 10, 2003, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: Froggystyle ]

[Cantrip]

Mbrown, you might be right man, that oaf might pick Zora, he has some weird infatuation with her or something. But its true, tonight Sarah seemed like she was really snooty, giving Paul shit for her shoes, SHUT THE F*#K UP BITCH!!!!

[mbrown2]

Don't get me wrong...this guy is total barney...but barney's with looks never have issues getting their fair share of the females...I think he is thinking that he has less of a chance of getting punched when he tells the less money-grubbing one that he is a schmo..

[Cantrip]

mbrown2:
I think he is thinking that he has less of a chance of getting punched when he tells the less money-grubbing one that he is a schmo.. Dually noted and agreed!!
[ February 10, 2003, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Cantrip ]

[LVjetboy]

Sarah in the right light looks like Hillary C. Spooky to me
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...with the personality to match. F*ck that B*tch.

[superV]

I have Never met a girl with the name Shara that was not a complete bitch! No offens to anyone in here. Just is my luck!

[HammerDown]

Zora's "best of show"...looks wise, and seems to have some class. Besides I dont dig women that smoke...yuk yuk

[Liberator TJ1984]

Construction worker making $ 19,000.00 a year ???
He must be the guy who comes around at night and cleans out the Skid-o-Cans jawdrop a Shitsucker

[HammerDown]

Rumor has it theres a twist to the one he picks...its Zora, and shes loaded with cash...as it turns out the Construction worker picks a Millionare! Hmmmm... looks, class, and cash!

[cyclone]

ok i havent seen this show once until last night when they said he'd be choosing. So i sit through 50 minutes of crap and then they tell me to tune in next week. lame! All i know from watching last night is that if he pics the blonde and his really broke, then she'll be out like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!@~

[Cantrip]

HammerDown:
Besides I dont dig women that smoke...yuk yuk Dont you know girls that smoke are almost 50% more than likeley to give it up on the first date ?? Do your homework Hammer!!!
[ February 11, 2003, 09:13 AM: Message edited by: Cantrip ]

[Jordy]

There has to be more to it in order to have a 2 hour finale... how many times can you run back through whats happened and expect people to keep watching. :)

[HavasuDreamin']

cyclone:
So i sit through 50 minutes of crap and then they tell me to tune in next week. lame!
if he pics the blonde, then she'll be out like a fat kid playin' dodgeball! I agree with both statments! :cool:

[Sea Esta]

Zora does have the class about her. I agree, Sarah will be one pissed B**ch once she finds out he doesn't have the cash. What's that saying about how women get all those diamonds????...lol

[Liberator TJ1984]

Ol' Joe could give her another "Pearl Necklace" on her way out :D

[spectras only]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jordanpaulk: I'm just not buying the $19K construction job and how much has been made of it. ,I'm with you on that one.The whole show is bs , the viewers been had too wink .He's doing a good job himself looking like a dumbass :D :D :D .Besides all the sluts had free ushering at nice places ,not to mention the jewelry they got to keep :rolleyes:
[ February 11, 2003, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: spectras only ]

[rivercrazy]

The point to the show is to make light of the fact that NONE of these girls would have agreed to all of this IF they knew he didn't have a pot to piss in. They were all in it for the potential easy life ...

[JetBoatRich]

Cantrip:
HammerDown:
Besides I dont dig women that smoke...yuk yuk Dont you know girls that smoke are almost 50% more than likeley to give it up on the first date ?? Do your homework Hammer!!! :D LOL :D
Good one

[Cantrip]

:p Well.... its true....

[HammerDown]

I'm sure there was some type of Scientific Research that proved the 50% thing...But for me it still like licking an ash tray yuk Besides I do just fine with the none smokers with clean fresh breath...And it will be great (if) they stop smoking in bar/restruants...Ahhhh a cold brew and a Philly Cheese Steak without smoke hovering around my food!
[ February 11, 2003, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]

[JetBoatRich]

No smoking in the Cal. bars

[HammerDown]

JetBoatRich:
No smoking in the Cal. bars Cool...no snow, no smoking...I'm packing my bags!

[JetBoatRich]

mvoing to Cal from PA, culture shock
[ February 11, 2003, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: JetBoatRich ]

[Dusty Times]

I feel for you Superv. You must have met my ex. or you just have the same luck I do.
Either way I must agree.

[jimmieleeraybob]

Screw that show. It was funny when they were jerking the cast around, but not funny when they jerked me with that lame show last night. Not going to waste 2 hours next week! yuk

[JetBoatRich]

RiverDave:
JetBoatRich:
No smoking in the Cal. bars And it SUCKS!
RD For some who smoke, never had that addiction :D

[old rigger]

My daughter goes to school with a girl whose dad is one of the producers of the show. They're both 13 and couldn't keep a sceret if it was in a zip-locked bag.
She says Zora all the way.
I don't know if she's trying to throw my daugher off track, but she says she's the winner.
There's no way this guy makes 19 Gs a year. He'd have to be a ****in idiot to only make that much movin' dirt. One tip off, to me at least, is the fact that he talks about it to much. Like he's been coached (duh) on what to say.
One of the stupidest shows on TV, and we watch the thing every week.

[Cantrip]

Call me a sucker because I'm watching.

[JetBoatRich]

RiverDave:
The last episode is next week correct?
Damn I wish the Sopranos was still on.. :(
RD Be awhile for the final season, ever watch 6 feet under? They do some wierd shit on there eek!

[Tom Brown]

I barely watch TV and I don't miss it. Doesn't anyone masturbate anymore?

[superV]

jimmieleeraybob:
Screw that show. It was funny when they were jerking the cast around, but not funny when they jerked me with that lame show last night. Not going to waste 2 hours next week! yuk You say that now but you know we will all be watching! :mad: eek! :D

[JetBoatRich]

Isn't OZ on showtime?

[spectratoad]

My wife is getting me hooked on OZ. I think she is enjoying the shower shots too much. :D When is this Joe Millionaire on? I may have to watch, I just want to see the looks on the faces. From what I have heard about it I think he really does have some cash. If it is 19K a year equipment operator he needs to go wait tables and up his income level. wink

[jimmieleeraybob]

RD...HBO is showing all the episodes of Sopranos on Sunday night. They started with episode 1 three weeks ago and will run through the end of last season. It fills in some of the holes for me from shows I missed. Can't take OZ anymore...not after that skinhead got a spoon up his ass. It gave me nightmares! eek!

[HammerDown]

jimmieleeraybob:
RD...HBO is showing all the episodes of Sopranos on Sunday night. They started with episode 1 three weeks ago and will run through the end of last season. It fills in some of the holes for me from shows I missed. Can't take OZ anymore...not after that skinhead got a spoon up his ass. It gave me nightmares! eek! I'd probably pay for a quality tape of that!

[missboatnam1]

i think zora, but since there is going to be a big TWIST at the end who knows.....
i think he will end up with the ladie host that shows up once in awhile....she acts like shes got the hots for him!!! :rolleyes:

[LVjetboy]

Geez, I can't believe no one else picked up on the Hillary overtones. Ok, never frekin' mind... :confused:
[ February 12, 2003, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: LVjetboy ]

[missboatnam1]

jetboy, i DID notice they do look the same....how did you anyway???
and yes it is scarey!!

[JetBoatRich]

Never watched OZ, what I just read about spoons doesn't help me want to jump on board eek!

[superV]

RiverDave:
Anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning?
They Had Joe Millionaire himself on there.
RD Yep! Funny Focker says he did not get a BJ ya right! :D

[mbrown2]

Kinda of bummed I missed Stern this morning...That must have been hillarious...almost like when Stern tests the dumb bimbos

[superV]

Ya the 12x13=25 was some funny ass shit! And the KC bit was too...Stern is da Man love him or hate him you cant stop listening :D