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superV
04-22-2003, 12:27 PM
Made you Look http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sad/smhair1.gif
http://civis.wigner.bme.hu/030105bikini_contest/Dee/Dee_109.jpg

Hustler
04-22-2003, 12:32 PM
Dude thats just wrong jawdrop

superV
04-22-2003, 12:33 PM
Hustler:
Dude thats just wrong jawdrop hehehehehehe devil :D

Blown 472
04-22-2003, 12:35 PM
Ladies and Gents I give you the "Little super v carrier" :D

HCS
04-22-2003, 12:40 PM
Is that YOU! :D
j/k couldn't help it. :p

Jbb
04-22-2003, 12:40 PM
looks like a pregnant Ozzy...

MJ19
04-22-2003, 12:41 PM
She's not in too bad of shape for being that prego. I've seen worse...my best friend was 105 pounds when she got pregnant and was 176 pounds when she delivered her 7 pound baby girl..leaving 64 pounds behind eek! (she's back down now...but pretty scary if you ask me!)

THOR
04-22-2003, 12:48 PM
Damn you SuperV

superV
04-22-2003, 12:49 PM
Blown 472:
Ladies and Gents I give you the "Little super v carrier" :D As you well know my V (.)(.) looks nothing like that one! :rolleyes:

superV
04-22-2003, 12:52 PM
THOR:
Damn you SuperV Yep that how i felt when I opened it jawdrop

Jrocket
04-22-2003, 01:03 PM
Looks like the guy from Meatloaf with a beer belly!!

DickDanger
04-22-2003, 01:04 PM
What a bummer, her boobs are pretty small for being that far along. I think that I am now ****ing blind....alski0w9dfgq
ewrhd;f.....-Dick "Magoo" Danger Out
[ April 22, 2003, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

Danhercules
04-22-2003, 01:36 PM
Well, someone thought she was hot! How else did she end up that way?? :rolleyes:

HalletDave
04-22-2003, 01:42 PM
Well, someone thought she was hot! How else did she end up that way?? Could this be a case of COYOTE UGLY? eek! :D
HD

Jrocket
04-22-2003, 01:49 PM
Danhercules:
Well, someone thought she was hot! How else did she end up that way?? :rolleyes: Nothing but alcohol..... :D

daytona 23
04-22-2003, 02:11 PM
awsum joke,any more!

DickDanger
04-22-2003, 02:20 PM
Danhercules:
Well, someone thought she was hot! How else did she end up that way?? :rolleyes: Not neccesarily. Heres the scenario that MAY have happened. She combined a cocktail of Viagra and Roofies to some poor unsuspecting guy, humped her brains out, and stole his 6 yr old daughters bathing suit before leaving his house. Thats what Im thinking. -DD Out
[ April 22, 2003, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

beyondhelpin
04-22-2003, 02:28 PM
Jrocket:
Danhercules:
Well, someone thought she was hot! How else did she end up that way?? :rolleyes: Nothing but alcohol..... :D Do not think there is enough alcohol in the world for that.
P.S. THAT WAS JUST WRONG! :mad: :mad:

Ziggy
04-22-2003, 03:11 PM
MJ19:
She's not in too bad of shape for being that prego. I've seen worse...my best friend was 105 pounds when she got pregnant and was 176 pounds when she delivered her 7 pound baby girl..leaving 64 pounds behind eek! (she's back down now...but pretty scary if you ask me!) Its not the prego shape that is so unusual but it the butt ugly face that's attached to it. My wife was 7 1/2 months prego and wearing her thong, she was quite proud of it too, frankly so was I! I'm one of the lucky guys I guess. :) :D

MJ19
04-22-2003, 03:18 PM
Ziggy:
Its not the prego shape that is so unusual but it the butt ugly face that's attached to it.I was trying to see the "beautiful" in her...and attempting to turn a 'blind eye' to the fact that her face does resemble Ozzy Osbourn as a redheaded woman. :)
Who knows the father of her child could live in the 909 with a mullet. :p wink :D

Ziggy
04-22-2003, 04:48 PM
MJ19:
Ziggy:
Its not the prego shape that is so unusual but it the butt ugly face that's attached to it.I was trying to see the "beautiful" in her...and attempting to turn a 'blind eye' to the fact that her face does resemble Ozzy Osbourn as a redheaded woman. :)
Who knows the father of her child could live in the 909 with a mullet. :p wink :D You always do say the right things don't ya. :) Happy people do. Hopefully he ain't in the 909 cause that'd be to close to me(760).
How's Solvang hangin?, I've got some great customers up there. See any older folks cruising a White Beemer.

Kilrtoy
04-22-2003, 05:11 PM
PREGO'S ARE HOT , JUST NOT ALL OF THEM

MJ19
04-22-2003, 05:17 PM
Ziggy:
You always do say the right things don't ya. :) Happy people do. Hopefully he ain't in the 909 cause that'd be to close to me(760).
How's Solvang hangin?, I've got some great customers up there. See any older folks cruising a White Beemer. PM their names I might know them...it's a pretty small town so the chances are good...as for White beemers...they are everywhere up here...no shortage of nice cars, except in my driveway. wink

73kona455
04-22-2003, 07:00 PM
hell ozzy isnt as ugly as that.. and at least ozzy does have an excuse.. way tooo many years of hard drugs and hard liquor..lol jawdrop

Dusty Times
04-22-2003, 07:16 PM
If that was only 100lbs. I would still have bitter beer face after looking at that. Wicked Weasel should have higher standards.

Jbb
04-22-2003, 07:34 PM
And I thought the hollywood types were aware of the dangers of smoking while pregnant ...what an asshole! Mrs Douglas (http://members.lycos.nl/telegraafnieuws/indexcatherina.html)

Windy
04-22-2003, 07:38 PM
NO....not again....thanks Brian wink

HCS
04-22-2003, 07:41 PM
MissHBjet:
NO....not again....thanks Brian wink I agree!. Ones enough. eek! :D

Sleek-Jet
04-22-2003, 07:42 PM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
And I thought the hollywood types were aware of the dangers of smoking while pregnant ...what an asshole! Mrs Douglas (http://members.lycos.nl/telegraafnieuws/indexcatherina.html) What do expect, she married Michael Douglas (the king of all Hollywood assholes)!!

MJ19
04-22-2003, 09:33 PM
WOW...think about it though...can you imagine being prego & uncomfortable, just trying to relax comfortably with your family and some Jerk is taking nudie shots of you and posting them on the internet eek! I will never feel safe to sun bathe nude again. :rolleyes: wink

MJ19
04-22-2003, 09:34 PM
The smoking one makes me sick...doesn't she read...doesn't she go to the doctor...what a twit! :mad:

Seadog
04-23-2003, 05:18 AM
We had a Frank Burns type in Korea that had nude pictures of his wife right after giving birth, stretch marks and all. That worked better than saltpeter for a longggggg time.