I'm never bored...I like to bang prostitutes, snort coke and drink MD 20 20

[78Eliminator]

:D wink

[Screaming Pete]

Too much Caffine today 78 jawdrop

[Liberator TJ1984]

Only have time for that on Slooowww days :D

[FMluvswater]

Alright Justin! Great topic! :D Just never be bored, 'k? :D LMAO!

[78Eliminator]

Well, my real hobby is ingesting a lot of caffeine, getting hyper and antagonizing people. Some day I'll have a job that will challenge me and you won't see the likes of me in here any more...

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
Well, my real hobby is ingesting a lot of caffeine, getting hyper and antagonizing people. Some day I'll have a job that will challenge me and you won't see the likes of me in here any more... True dat, I am going to go home and crank the stereo, open all the windows and walk around nekked to scare the neighbors, then I am going to go shit on their lawns like their damn dogs do to mine.

[78Eliminator]

I was thinking of taking a shit on a paper plate and placing it in my mailbox. The mailperson is nice enough to deliver shit to me on a daily basis and I just thought I'd return the favor.

[Blown 472]

I knew a guy that did that and set in on the table with a fork and knife.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Don't forget the mustard!!!!!! :D :D

[78Eliminator]

My sister is the coolest. When we were growing up the neighbor would let his dog shit in our front yard. Jen saved up our dog shit for a month until it filled a brown grocery store bag. She walked over to the neighbors house and dumped it on their front porch. Big sister's rule.

[Blown 472]

MRS FLYIN VEE:
Don't forget the mustard!!!!!! :D :D You are a sick puppy.

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
My sister is the coolest. When we were growing up the neighbor would let his dog shit in our front yard. Jen saved up our dog shit for a month until it filled a brown grocery store bag. She walked over to the neighbors house and dumped it on their front porch. Big sister's rule. I get the shovel and throw it on the running boards on their van.

[Liberator TJ1984]

78Eliminator:
I was thinking of taking a shit on a paper plate and placing it in my mailbox. The mailperson is nice enough to deliver shit to me on a daily basis and I just thought I'd return the favor. In a box maybe ?? idea I drink way too much Beer for it to stay on a Plate eek! :D wink

[78Eliminator]

I once shit my pants at work....wait we already covered that once....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

My father use to take the shit back to the person's house at night and smudge it all over there windsheild wipers so when they turned on the water and wipers it would go all over the windshield. And boy does that raise a stink.Speacially when you turn on the heater that just cooks up something nasty. eek!

[78Eliminator]

I was fighting a guy about two years ago. It turned from a fist fight to a wrestling match. When we were on the ground and I was tring to pick him up because he was on top of me. I exurted all my energy and let out a really loud fart. I thought I might have shit my pants. Anyway, it blew my concentration and I got my ass kicked.

[Blown 472]

You should have flung some shit on him like a monkey, tends to take the fight right out of em.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

So does that mean you blew him away? :confused:

[Liberator TJ1984]

shouda T bagged him and shit in his Face wink

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Liberator TJ1984:
shouda T bagged him and shit in his Face wink Boy he would of said a mouth full then. :D jawdrop

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
You should have flung some shit on him like a monkey, tends to take the fight right out of em. I fought a guy who was like 245 and I am 185. Mother ****er hits hard. He was only boxing to teach me but he wanted to illustrate how important it is to keep your fists up. All I could think about was this *ping* *ping* *ping* in my brain every time he connected. How can you think about keeping your fists up when you don't even know who you are?

[78Eliminator]

Liberator TJ1984:
shouda T bagged him and shit in his Face wink That would have been sweet. I never lose when I just try to convince myself that they raped my mother. I try to imagine it and that they shouldn't be allowed to respirate any longer.
With my buddy, it wouldn't have helped though. Every time I stared to throw some heat at him, he would punish me. I would really like to learn how to box....
[ June 24, 2003, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]