Question about.........Poop.

[Mandelon]

I know, how gross.... yuk
We had this discussion at work and I was laughing about it.
Why do some brown trout logs float and some sink? Too much fiber in your diet or too much fat? Or something else?

[miller19j]

Mandelon:
I know, how gross.... yuk
We had this discussion at work and I was laughing about it.
Why do some brown trout logs float and some sink? Too much fiber in your diet or too much fat? Or something else? Where the hell do you work!!!!!!!!!!! eek!

[91nordic29]

air???? yuk

[91nordic29]

actually, we need to ask the expert, tom brown!!! :D

[91nordic29]

mande, maybe we can get tom to help you figure this out. i dont want you to have to go all weekend wondering. :D

[Chase]

Fibre=floaters

[Tom Brown]

This link should answer your fecal questions.
Poop FAQ (http://www.heptune.com/poop.html)
[ July 03, 2003, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

[eliminatedsprinter]

Mandelon:
I know, how gross.... yuk
We had this discussion at work and I was laughing about it.
Why do some brown trout logs float and some sink? Too much fiber in your diet or too much fat? Or something else? I guess this means, you don't know shit wink :p .

[91nordic29]

ROFL! i didnt dare touch that "poop gallery" it just seemed Toooooo scary. where do you find this stuff, tom???

[Essex502]

Way too funny to read at the office.

[91nordic29]

i was afraid someone would see me reading it. or that someday some other poopey question would come up and i would know the answer too quickly!!! :D

[Gman]

Great now I read the whole thing too. Atleast me and Forensic will have something to talk about tonight. yuk

[Ziggy]

Leave it to Tom :) Guess he is the expert in this kinda shit.LOL
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Have you had your bran today?

[91nordic29]

ziggy, do NOT get him started on his bran track!!! :mad:

[Mandelon]

Dang, Tom you know your shit!
Why does some poop float?
Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.
We were also laughing how if there are skid marks in the toilet bowl, guys will try to squirt them off when peeing.... :rolleyes: :D :D Its less nasty than actually using the brush....LOL
Its those hardened marks up above the waterline that are hard to get off. My stream power isn't what it was when I was younger.....
Tip: Lay a piece of Toilet Paper over the marks and they will soften up. :D Then you can hose em off later more easily...
More Helpful Hints from Mandelon.... :D
[ July 03, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

[Ziggy]

91nordic29:
ziggy, do NOT get him started on his bran track!!! :mad: Ah, why not?? That subject made the rounds for several days and "loads" of entertainment. :D
BTW 91, love your new Avatar, cute little glance she keeps giving me wink --where do you find those cute girlies---my wife needs something appropriate.

[Ziggy]

Mandelon:
Dang, Tom you know your shit!
Tip: Lay a piece of Toilet Paper over the marks and they will soften up. :D Then you can hose em off later more easily...
More Helpful Hints from Mandelon.... :D Sounds like you know your shit too Mandy- :D :D

[91nordic29]

ziggy, she can go to www.uselessgraphics.com (http://www.uselessgraphics.com)
when i saw her with her hat, it reminded me of my favorite joe cocker song "you can leave your hat on". :D
happy 4th, i am outta here!

[bordsmnj]

holy crap! but you guys are talkin' crazy! jawdrop

[riverrunner]

You guys have way too much time on your hands too come up with this stuff.

[summerlove]

91nordic29:
ziggy, she can go to www.uselessgraphics.com (http://www.uselessgraphics.com)
when i saw her with her hat, it reminded me of my favorite joe cocker song "you can leave your hat on". :D
happy 4th, i am outta here! Thanks for the link - pretty good stuff. Now, onto the stuff at hand - I can't believe the shit that you guys are talking about. Pretty slow day - but damn funny!

[Gman]

91Nordic29 I thought you mean't it was okay to leave your hat on in bed. I totally didn't get the Joe Cocker thing. :confused: