Bwrc '300' Enduro 2006 Official Rules

[rossdbos]

To all those interested in participating in the 2006 Bluewater Resort & Casino '300' Enduro set for October 21, 2006, the 2006 Official Rules are now up at www.boatracingfacts.com
This a "Run What U Brung" 300 mile Enduro where "No Boat shall be left behind" (16' to 22'), so Flats, V's, Semi, Jets, I/O, production ski boats, the family ski boat, etc.....are all welcome to participate. This is how it was done at the first Enduro in 1963 and again in 2005 and now 2006!
Here is the direct link:
http://www.boatracingfacts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2450
There is a forum thread specifically for questions regarding the rules and please direct your questions (either publicly or privately) to the rules committee and someone will respond.
Last years success of reviving a piece of racing history is going to be bigger and better than ever!
Pre-Registration will be available very soon. Your entry post mark date will determine your starting position within your division.
Look for more information to be posted.
Good Luck!
Ross Wallach, RPM Racing Ent.
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[Towndrunk]

Think I'll just drag race, it's cheaper and makes more sense to me.

[MAXIMUS]

Think I'll just drag race, it's cheaper and makes more sense to me.
That makes more sense... It takes some sack to run this race.... especially in a strapper! Most ain't got it! :rolleyes: I tried to convince the board of directors that outboards were a waste of time in this "mans" event! :notam:

[Towndrunk]

Hell for te amount of gas in one race I can race for 3 years.
Mans race? You wish. :p

[MAXIMUS]

Hell for te amount of gas in one race I can race for 3 years.
Mans race? You wish. :p
Sweet 3 years from now you should have some crazy stories of cutting a good light & beating the "other" guy next to you! EXCITING!!! :rolleyes: :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Sweet 3 years from now you should have some crazy stories of cutting a good light & beating the "other" guy next to you! EXCITING!!! :rolleyes: :D
Maxi- I think they just don't have the sack !!!
What do you really expect from a bunch of chicks with strap-ons ???

[Towndrunk]

You got nothing but mouth. :p

[You Te]

Oh yes, running around in circles takes such a sack. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[MAXIMUS]

Oh yes, running around in circles takes such a sack. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Go away little man... This is a topic for the men in this forum not the snivvlers... :rolleyes:

[TCHB]

I have to say it is much easier to race for 10 seconds!! 300 miles in boat is like 24 hours at Lemans. I have to the guys credit for the marathon!!!!!

[Towndrunk]

I have to say it is much easier to race for 10 seconds!! 300 miles in boat is like 24 hours at Lemans. I have to blow the guys credit for the marathon!!!!!
??????????????????

[MAXIMUS]

??????????????????
exactly...????? Now go away... :rolleyes:

[Towndrunk]

Doubt that Mr. Pad :p

[MAXIMUS]

Doubt that Mr. Pad :p
Just look at it like this. You drive your ass out to parker for the enduro & I might let you take a picture in a real boat! :) & purchase you a cervesa or two! :) :) :)

[Kim Hanson]

Maxi- I think they just don't have the sack !!!
What do you really expect from a bunch of chicks with strap-ons ???
300 miles of going round and round sure sounds sweet, for you slow ass fockers...........( . )( . )........... :p

[Towndrunk]

Hey Maxi, tell you what. You buy my fuel and I'll race it in my Allison. I got no team and very little money but I do have a very fast boat and balls the size of grapefruit. :)

[bordsmnj]

LMAO!!! you race like you ****,all mouth...10 seconds......back to the bar.
c'mon T.D. yuh gotta at least make it believable :idea:

[You Te]

Go away little man... This is a topic for the men in this forum not the snivvlers... :rolleyes:
I understand, you guys have a big sack, with no balls.

[Towndrunk]

LMAO!!! you race like you ****,all mouth...10 seconds......back to the bar.
c'mon T.D. yuh gotta at least make it believable :idea:
Well 10 seconds is long enough to kick your ass. There aint an OB Stoker out here that can hang with me. :yuk: Ya'll been shooting your mouth off so heres a chance to shut me up. It'll cost ya for the fuel but hell you guys are gonna win, right? Yeah, dream on.

[bordsmnj]

:cry: pay for your fuel? you can't even afford the crack pipe you must be token on. my stoker will kick your silly boats ass for 10 seconds or alllll daaaay looooong. BOY. :skull:

[Squirtin Thunder]

Well 10 seconds is long enough to kick your ass. There aint an OB Stoker out here that can hang with me. :yuk: Ya'll been shooting your mouth off so heres a chance to shut me up. It'll cost ya for the fuel but hell you guys are gonna win, right? Yeah, dream on.
Bring that silly little boat out, comon don't be scarred !!! This is a long race anything can happen, Hell you might just finish !!! :cool:
:cry: pay for your fuel? you can't even afford the crack pipe you must be token on. my stoker will kick your silly boats ass for 10 seconds or alllll daaaay looooong. BOY. :skull:
Jason, not sure witch boat I will have but you are more than welcome to drive a leg.

[You Te]

:cry: pay for your fuel? you can't even afford the crack pipe you must be token on. my stoker will kick your silly boats ass for 10 seconds or alllll daaaay looooong. BOY. :skull:
Stoker, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Towndrunk]

:cry: pay for your fuel? you can't even afford the crack pipe you must be token on. my stoker will kick your silly boats ass for 10 seconds or alllll daaaay looooong. BOY. :skull:
Stoker? Your stoker is lucky to get on plane in 10 seconds........Morphy :yuk: Pass da pipe. :)
PS: Don't forget to bring me 5 gals of Alysin syn oil. :hammerhea

[You Te]

Bring that silly little boat out, comon don't be scarred !!! This is a long race anything can happen, Hell you might just finish !!! :cool:
Interesting consept, run boat around in circles and see how big sack is.

[MAXIMUS]

Between drunk & Uncle taint you to guys have enough bullshit & excusess to run for office! :rolleyes: Drunk if you can't afford to buy gas for a fuking weed wacker then you can't afford to remove your head from ass & pay attention... Yea you have a fast mouth & fingers but that seems to be the extent of that! :notam: Uncle taint you need to continue hanging out at the bbsp & spanking all those fast boats that come along... :rolleyes: This event is not geared for blow hards...
On a side note we could bet your fuel money on a quik race between the stoker in mention & you 10sec dream ride! If it is as fast as you say then you would have fuel money to come show the west coast amigos how it is done! :)
Hanson you would not fit into this race as you would have to be sober for at least 5 hrs to compete... not going to happen in the near future! :messedup: :notam:

[You Te]

This event is not geared for blow hards...
I understand this event should be called "The Parker time travel enduro"
Watch boats jump into the future and run 1/4 of the race while others are still on the trailer.
Max, you should name your boat "The time travler"

[Towndrunk]

Now Maxipad, you know the rules. Don't make this personal. You been :cry: and moaning about not having any competition so I gave you a way . I don't give a rats ass about going around in circles but evidentley you do and thats fine go for it. If you can't handle a little razzing then sonny your in the wrong game. Fast mouth? Me? :rollside: I can back it up. Bring your shit to BBSP and we'll do the 10 second thing cause I do have enough gas for that. :p
Between drunk & Uncle taint you to guys have enough bullshit & excusess to run for office! :rolleyes: Drunk if you can't afford to buy gas for a fuking weed wacker then you can't afford to remove your head from ass & pay attention... Yea you have a fast mouth & fingers but that seems to be the extent of that! :notam: Uncle taint you need to continue hanging out at the bbsp & spanking all those fast boats that come along... :rolleyes: This event is not geared for blow hards...
On a side note we could bet your fuel money on a quik race between the stoker in mention & you 10sec dream ride! If it is as fast as you say then you would have fuel money to come show the west coast amigos how it is done! :)
Hanson you would not fit into this race as you would have to be sober for at least 5 hrs to compete... not going to happen in the near future! :messedup: :notam:

[You Te]

Max, you should show up to BBSP and run around in circles for us. :D :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Stoker? Your stoker is lucky to get on plane in 10 seconds........Morphy :yuk: Pass da pipe. :)
I would say it gets on plane in about a half sec or less.

[Towndrunk]

Sure it does. :)

[BADBLOWN572]

Towndrunk, how about this. You come out here and run your Allison against me and my Stoker for the Parker 300. If you beat us, I will pay you $300.00 which was about what our gas cost last year. If I win, you pay me $150.00 and publically announce that you got your ass kicked by a Stoker. If you are so confident that you can win, step up to the plate.

[blender over]

You guys are funny :coffeycup

[Towndrunk]

WhadayameancomeouthereIamalreadyheredamndudeIlivei nPhoenixHellI'mclosertoParkerthanyouare. :rollside:

[BADBLOWN572]

Wha day a mean come out here I am already here damn dude I live in Phoenix Hell I'm closer to Parker than you are. :rollside:
Then if that is the case, you have no excuse. Come on out and run. You said that you would do it if someone paid your gas. I am offering to do that if you beat me. If you are so confident that your Allison can spank a Stoker, it seems like easy money to me. :skull: :skull: :skull:

[bordsmnj]

be funny after he gets his ass handed to him to see him whip out his laminated excuse list.

[You Te]

Stokers ........ ...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MAXIMUS]

Now Maxipad, you know the rules. Don't make this personal. You been :cry: and moaning about not having any competition so I gave you a way . I don't give a rats ass about going around in circles but evidentley you do and thats fine go for it. If you can't handle a little razzing then sonny your in the wrong game. Fast mouth? Me? :rollside: I can back it up. Bring your shit to BBSP and we'll do the 10 second thing cause I do have enough gas for that. :p
Sorry I sounded affected. Not personal & not getting personal. Just harrassing you to step up! U.T. use your skills build a boat with the local klingons & come get some! It is a blast! I'll tell you what I will go & hang out at the bbsp if you sign up for the race! :) I will bring what ever boat you wish to beat up on & we can have fun! 10 sec or all day no matter... :)

[You Te]

I would say it gets on plane in about a half sec or less.
Chilling!!!!!

[You Te]

Sorry I sounded affected. Not personal & not getting personal. Just harrassing you to step up! U.T. use your skills build a boat with the local klingons & come get some! It is a blast! I'll tell you what I will go & hang out at the bbsp if you sign up for the race! :) I will bring what ever boat you wish to beat up on & we can have fun! 10 sec or all day no matter... :)
Max,
My hull is to light for tuna boating. I had a hull that work out for the enduro but I had to get rid of it, ( no place for storage) :cry:
I'm sure you do have fun but I really do hate boating when there are lots of other boats in the water.

[Squirtin Thunder]

Chilling!!!!!
That big Stoker runs pritty darn good.

[bordsmnj]

they just wanna go straight.yuk yuk.or do they?

[Towndrunk]

Maybe I race my Sanger instead. :p

[bordsmnj]

i would buy that sanger if i had money laying around.

[Towndrunk]

i would buy that sanger if i had money laying around.
I wish you would. :) I take trades.

[Towndrunk]

Sorry I sounded affected. Not personal & not getting personal. Just harrassing you to step up! U.T. use your skills build a boat with the local klingons & come get some! It is a blast! I'll tell you what I will go & hang out at the bbsp if you sign up for the race! :) I will bring what ever boat you wish to beat up on & we can have fun! 10 sec or all day no matter... :)
Hey man, you know I'm just talking shit. The Allison is fast but it aint no roundy round boat. I am however available to drive a leg . :)

[Towndrunk]

That boats got 2 things going against it. It has a sloMC and everybody knows yellow is the slowest color there is! :boxed:

[You Te]

That big Stoker runs pritty darn good.
So do lots of other big boats.

[You Te]

they just wanna go straight.yuk yuk.or do they?
Our boats turn quite well, ever heard of modvp?

[You Te]

Oh, If I tried real hard I bet I can find one. :)
http://www.knuckle-heads.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/normal_Stoker%20-%20Parker.jpg
You should try, cause the Stokers at the drags are not winning. :cry:

[bordsmnj]

Our boats turn quite well, ever heard of modvp?
who said i was talking about the boat?

[Squirtin Thunder]

Our boats turn quite well, ever heard of modvp?
He has one it may be a large version but it are one.

[Towndrunk]

My hydro don't turn for shit. :220v:

[RiverDave]

Our boats turn quite well, ever heard of modvp?
Not getting into the middle of this, but isn't a Stoker the very definition of "ModVP?"
RD

[bordsmnj]

this is NOT an intellegent arguement dave. admiring my penis is making him green, though. i don't even know what kinda boat he has,lol. :) :argue: :rollside:

[You Te]

this is NOT an intellegent arguement dave. admiring my penis is making him green, though. i don't even know what kinda boat he has,lol. :) :argue: :rollside:
Who said I have a boat.

[You Te]

Not getting into the middle of this, but isn't a Stoker the very definition of "ModVP?"
RD
I think Modvp was a class of boats not just a Stoker.

[Wakker]

Not getting into the middle of this, but isn't a Stoker the very definition of "ModVP?"
RDActually, the STV's pretty much cleaned up in ModVP...

[You Te]

Actually, the STV's pretty much cleaned up in ModVP...
Interesting!

[Towndrunk]

Bayliners pretty much rule it now.

[BADBLOWN572]

So... TD, you going to sack up and run or are you going to need to run to the store and grab a big tube of vagisil to cure your problems? :p
http://www.vagisil.com/images/cremeorig_new.jpg

[Towndrunk]

So... TD, you going to sack up and run or are you going to need to run to the store and grab a big tube of vagisil to cure your problems? :p
http://www.vagisil.com/images/cremeorig_new.jpg
I'm driving for Maxi this year. :boxed: Sides, everybody knows that Allisons aren't roundy round boats! :p

[BADBLOWN572]

Hey Maxi, tell you what. You buy my fuel and I'll race it in my Allison. I got no team and very little money but I do have a very fast boat and balls the size of grapefruit. :)
Well 10 seconds is long enough to kick your ass. There aint an OB Stoker out here that can hang with me. :yuk: Ya'll been shooting your mouth off so heres a chance to shut me up. It'll cost ya for the fuel but hell you guys are gonna win, right? Yeah, dream on.
Stoker? Your stoker is lucky to get on plane in 10 seconds........Morphy :yuk: Pass da pipe. :)
PS: Don't forget to bring me 5 gals of Alysin syn oil. :hammerhea
Sure sounds to me like someone is backpeddling just a little bit. I think that someone realized that if they brought the Allison out there, they would be F'ed. I have come to the conclusion that you are all bark and no bite. Shame too. I was looking forward to whooping your ass this upcoming year in Parker and making myself $150.00. That was before someone learned that they were completely out of their league. :rolleyes: :cry:
For someone who "has balls the size of grapefruit," you have sure turned into a big vagina. :cry:

[Towndrunk]

Sure sounds to me like someone is backpeddling just a little bit. I think that someone realized that if they brought the Allison out there, they would be F'ed. I have come to the conclusion that you are all bark and no bite. Shame too. I was looking forward to whooping your ass this upcoming year in Parker and making myself $150.00. That was before someone learned that they were completely out of their league. :rolleyes: :cry:
For someone who "has balls the size of grapefruit," you have sure turned into a big vagina. :cry:
Now you're boring me pussy boy. Take your Ca. fag shit talk to someone else.
Maybe lick some tuna. :yuk:

[bordsmnj]

LMFAO! :cry:

[MAXIMUS]

Now you're boring me pussy boy. Take your Ca. fag shit talk to someone else.
Maybe lick some tuna. :yuk:
Remeber don't take this shit personal! :D However you did kinda fold like to soft vulva lips... :rolleyes: Hmmm well kinda the norm for those who strap one on! :notam: You amigos have a blast at the bbsp kicking some but on those big bad inboard bayliners n shit! Should be off the fuking hook... know what I'm sayin... that shit will be sick! lol :)

[MAXIMUS]

Sure sounds to me like someone is backpeddling just a little bit.
For someone who "has balls the size of grapefruit," you have sure turned into a big vagina. :cry:
Dried grapes is more like it... err uhhh hmmm RAISENS! :messedup:

[Towndrunk]

Yeah, you're right. I'm just blowing smoke. I can't go to BBSP either. First race get together of the year is that weekend. What can I say except I got different fish to fry. :p

[MAXIMUS]

Yeah, you're right. I'm just blowing smoke. I can't go to BBSP either. First race get together of the year is that weekend. What can I say except I got different fish to fry. :p
I always thought carp weren't really edible... :rolleyes:

[You Te]

Now you're boring me pussy boy. Take your Ca. fag shit talk to someone else.
Maybe lick some tuna. :yuk:
TD, I think BB572 wants to take you fishing with that big tuna boat of his.
Maybe he wants to get you alone way out in the lake and show you his prize
fishing pole. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Towndrunk]

TD, I think BB572 wants to take you fishing with that big tuna boat of his.
Maybe he wants to get you alone way out in the lake and show you his prize
fishing pole. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Talk about a lack of morals, him wanting to cheat on his boyfriend trying to convert me ! Shame on him! :yuk:

[BADBLOWN572]

TD, I think BB572 wants to take you fishing with that big tuna boat of his.
Maybe he wants to get you alone way out in the lake and show you his prize
fishing pole. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Which boat are you talking about UT? The Carrera? The Stoker? The Hogan? Take your pick. For Havasu, the Carrera. For Parker, the Stoker. For looking good getting there the Hogan (you wouldn't understand ;)) . :) It is called different boats to meet different needs.
Seriously, You Te & Towndrunk, step up to the plate. You both have been talking about how your boats would whoop on Stokers and that the 300 isn't a real race. I am challenging you. Don't be little internet pu$$ies. Take the passifier out of your mouth and step up to the challenge. Come out and race me in your boats. It is the only way that anyone will give you one ounce of respect. But, then again, apparently respect isn't that important to either of you two. :cry: :) :rolleyes: :)

[Towndrunk]

I never said it wasn't a real race. Go back and look. I simply stated that I could beat your OB stoker in a 10 second drag race. If you got anything to back up your pie hole lets hear it. Otherwise you're boring me. :yuk:
Do I value respect. Sure, I guess I would if I respected where it came from. Savy?? :argue:

[BADBLOWN572]

I never said it wasn't a real race. Go back and look. I simply stated that I could beat your OB stoker in a 10 second drag race. If you got anything to back up your pie hole lets hear it. Otherwise you're boring me. :yuk:
Do I value respect. Sure, I guess I would if I respected where it came from. Savy?? :argue:
You were the one that said that you could beat any stoker in the Parker enduro. Step up.
You are right I have no respect for you. It just so happens that right now we are the reigning Div V champions from last year's Parker Enduro. If you want to fight for the crown, step up to the plate. Simple, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best. Take your shot and make it count. :skull:

[BADBLOWN572]

I never said it wasn't a real race. Go back and look. I simply stated that I could beat your OB stoker in a 10 second drag race. If you got anything to back up your pie hole lets hear it. Otherwise you're boring me. :yuk:
Do I value respect. Sure, I guess I would if I respected where it came from. Savy?? :argue:
Ya'll been shooting your mouth off so heres a chance to shut me up. It'll cost ya for the fuel but hell you guys are gonna win, right? Yeah, dream on.
You were the one that said that you could beat any Stoker in the Parker enduro. Step up.
You are right I have no respect for you. It just so happens that right now we are the reigning Div V champions from last year's Parker Enduro. If you want to fight for the crown, step up to the plate. Simple, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best. Take your shot and make it count. :skull:

[Towndrunk]

You were the one that said that you could beat any stoker in the Parker enduro. Step up.
You are right I have no respect for you. It just so happens that right now we are the reigning Div V champions from last year's Parker Enduro. If you want to fight for the crown, step up to the plate. Simple, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best. Take your shot and make it count. :skull:
Well we agree on one thing. We have no respect for each other. Hmmmmmmm, now I really feel bad. :cry: I'm the towndrunk and you are the Town FOOL!! :crossx:

[Squirtin Thunder]

everybody knows that Allisons aren't roundy round boats! :p
That is bullshit !!! The Allisons ran the ModVP class as well. They just went drag racing after the demise of the ModVP class.

[Towndrunk]

A lot of boats ran it but that doesn't make them MVP boats. :argue:
PS: I never said I could beat a stoker in the enduro. Read againbig boy. I said 10 seconds as in drag racing. If I wanted a rough water boat I'd get a Bayliner!! :)

[You Te]

Which boat are you talking about UT? The Carrera? The Stoker? The Hogan? Take your pick. For Havasu, the Carrera. For Parker, the Stoker. For looking good getting there the Hogan (you wouldn't understand ;)) . :) It is called different boats to meet different needs.
Seriously, You Te & Towndrunk, step up to the plate. You both have been talking about how your boats would whoop on Stokers and that the 300 isn't a real race. I am challenging you. Don't be little internet pu$$ies. Take the passifier out of your mouth and step up to the challenge. Come out and race me in your boats. It is the only way that anyone will give you one ounce of respect. But, then again, apparently respect isn't that important to either of you two. :cry: :) :rolleyes: :)
Different boats for different needs. I guess you have lots of needs. For looking good "the Hogan" you're right I don't understand why someone needs a boat "for looking good".
I don't need a bunch of different boats, I don't like boating that much.
Bring your Stoker to BBSP so we can do a little drag racing. As far as the Parker 300, go chase your tail and run around in circles.
Stoker The Div 5 Champ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the king of the world BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Towndrunk]

BTW TD
I like how you kept it to OUTBOARD Stokers. This way you don't have to run with the inboards :)
How so? I never heard of a 10 second enduro but hey, call it what you want.
Tell you what, you bring a 300 hp inboard Stoker over to Havasu and I'll kick it's ass! HP for HP there isn't an inboard that can hang with an Allison, STV, Mirage,. Hell even an OB Stoker will kick the inboards ass. :rolleyes:

[Squirtin Thunder]

How so? I never heard of a 10 second enduro but hey, call it what you want.
Tell you what, you bring a 300 hp inboard Stoker over to Havasu and I'll kick it's ass! HP for HP there isn't an inboard that can hang with an Allison, STV, Mirage,. Hell even an OB Stoker will kick the inboards ass. :rolleyes:
That is very interesting way of putting it but wouldn't
a fair race be HP per lbs ???

[Towndrunk]

That is very interesting way of putting it but wouldn't
a fair race be HP per lbs ???
I really dont know. This was never about pounds or horsepower it was about
my Allison against somebodys ob Stoker. Hell I forgotwho it was without reading all this shit again but I think it was Maxi. The offshore Cats do a pretty good job of pound for pound but I don't have one of those .
PS: I really don't care i JUST LIKE TO STIR SHIT!! :argue:

[bordsmnj]

I really dont know. This was never about pounds or horsepower it was about
my Allison against somebodys ob Stoker. Hell I forgotwho it was without reading all this shit again but I think it was Maxi. The offshore Cats do a pretty good job of pound for pound but I don't have one of those .
PS: I really don't care i JUST LIKE TO STIR SHIT!! :argue:
this "whole thing" is about you not having the sack to run a real race. also putiing everyone down to make your self feel better.
10 sec drag race ? if i was into a drag boat it would still kick your ten second ass. thats weak by drag standards.
300hp inboard? i dont think you know shit about boats.seriously.
your allison is gay . face it. you are the only guy that likes your boat.
ps- shit is stirred :boxed:
p.s.s.- even your bench is SLOOOW.

[Squirtin Thunder]

Hey guy, I think it would be even cooler to have your name on the Official Race Poster !!!! (http://www.boatracingfacts.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18615#post18615post18615)
Check it out !!! (http://www.boatracingfacts.com/forums/showthread.php?p=18615#post18615post18615)

[bordsmnj]

we'll see if i have a c note laying around later this month. :) i'll get boatnam racing on there maybe

[You Te]

BTW TD
I like how you kept it to OUTBOARD Stokers. :)
News flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the outboard section.

[You Te]

this "whole thing" is about you not having the sack to run a real race. also putiing everyone down to make your self feel better.
10 sec drag race ? if i was into a drag boat it would still kick your ten second ass. thats weak by drag standards.
300hp inboard? i dont think you know shit about boats.seriously.
your allison is gay . face it. you are the only guy that likes your boat.
ps- shit is stirred :boxed:
p.s.s.- even your bench is SLOOOW.
All this from a guy in Garden Grove. :rolleyes:

[Wakker]

this "whole thing" is about you not having the sack to run a real race. also putiing everyone down to make your self feel better. Come on, its not even a real race. Thats been pointed out already.
10 sec drag race ? if i was into a drag boat it would still kick your ten second ass. thats weak by drag standards.I hear theres a get together in Havasu in the next couple of weeks specifically geared towards blowing boats like yours out of the water.
300hp inboard? i dont think you know shit about boats.seriously. I don't think you know shit about Bayliners. seriously. :rollside:

[bordsmnj]

i'm going to be wake boarding behind my bayliner cabin cruiser at speed alley VERY soon. hope y'all bring your lifeline's. :crossx:

[Wakker]

i'm going to be wake boarding behind my bayliner cabin cruiser at speed alley VERY soon. hope y'all bring your lifeline's. :crossx: Your stoker can't pull a wakeboarder? ... Or it won't pull it fast enough? :)

[Towndrunk]

this "whole thing" is about you not having the sack to run a real race. also putiing everyone down to make your self feel better.
10 sec drag race ? if i was into a drag boat it would still kick your ten second ass. thats weak by drag standards.
300hp inboard? i dont think you know shit about boats.seriously.
your allison is gay . face it. you are the only guy that likes your boat.
ps- shit is stirred :boxed:
p.s.s.- even your bench is SLOOOW.
This isn't bench race spongebob. Ten seconds is pretty good for a stock 245hp outboard. Bring your ugly car mota boat and see if you can beat a stock out board for 10 seconds. I know you can't or your GAY ass would be pointed straight up in they air to cum get ya some. :220v: :220v:
Being from Calif you'd know about gay! :hammerhea
Sorry you lost me with your childish comment on the 300 hp inboard, try again.

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

You outboard guys are really sensitive. :rolleyes: :D

[h2oski2fast]

Your stoker can't pull a wakeboarder? ... Or it won't pull it fast enough? :)
Hey pot, are you calling the kettle black?

[lucky]

#1 rule , let Ben win -- :crossx: I'd hate to see what PLAN C would look like

[bordsmnj]

This isn't bench race spongebob. Ten seconds is pretty good for a stock 245hp outboard. Bring your ugly car mota boat and see if you can beat a stock out board for 10 seconds. I know you can't or your GAY ass would be pointed straight up in they air to cum get ya some. :220v: :220v:
Being from Calif you'd know about gay! :hammerhea
Sorry you lost me with your childish comment on the 300 hp inboard, try again.
ok, now that i've stopped luaghing can you post a pic of this hot rod boat of yours??i wanna see what a pretty boat looks like.
nothing about a stock 245hp out board impresses me.
my boat has a truck motor. dummy.
i will spank your bass boat for ten seconds. it will do it all day.
my penis is bigger than yours.

[bordsmnj]

Your stoker can't pull a wakeboarder? ... Or it won't pull it fast enough? :)
i need a bigger wake :idea:

[Wakker]

Hey pot, are you calling the kettle black?Aren't you the guy that needs a 300hp merc to push a 19 ft boat 60mph? hahaha.

[Towndrunk]

My truck can beat your truck! All day long :p :p

[You Te]

I'm sorry was I talking to you.
I thought we had agreed not to respond to each others post :rolleyes:
I GUESS YOU FORGOT :boxed:
I was talking to TD.

[Tom Brown]

I was talking to TD.
I was talking to Maximus ........... until I found out he runs a jet.

[You Te]

my penis is bigger than yours.
How big?

[You Te]

I was talking to Maximus ........... until I found out he runs a jet.
Interesting!

[Tom Brown]

How big?
The last time I hung out with Jason, he told me his penis was the size of a twelve year old Korean girl.

[bordsmnj]

The last time I hung out with Jason, he told me his penis was the size of a twelve year old Korean girl.
:cry: sAD but trUe :rolleyes:

[You Te]

The last time I hung out with Jason, he told me his penis was the size of a twelve year old Korean girl.
Those Korean girls are real small.

[Towndrunk]

I split em in half. Two is better than one. :cool:

[Tom Brown]

Those Korean girls are real small.
... and they feel good in the hand.

[You Te]

... and they feel good in the hand.
.....And a few other places.