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Beach Babe
04-22-2003, 05:05 PM
Hey there- I'm new to Hot Boat, but my husband is a huge fan. (I'm sure it's not because of the bikini archives...) Anyway, he is a great guy who loves his boat, and I want to get him something really neat/ unique for his birthday. Any ideas out there?

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:08 PM
Why does it have to be unique? Give him an orgasm and whatever else you can think of.
By the way, welcome. :)
-- Tom

HammerDown
04-22-2003, 05:08 PM
What type of Boat?

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:08 PM
upgrade da boat :D
or better yet, get him another....oh yes...and a bj always goes well :D

Frosty_pop
04-22-2003, 05:09 PM
Welcome aboard..... what kind of boat are you running?

MJ19
04-22-2003, 05:10 PM
Who's your hubby? And welcome to the boards. :)

HammerDown
04-22-2003, 05:10 PM
I just wonder if these guys would want a stranger to speek to there wives/girl friends like that.

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:11 PM
HammerDown:
I just wonder if these guys would want a stranger to speek to there wives/girl friends like that. Like what?

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:12 PM
ya'll are more than welcome to suggest an upgrade or a BJ to mine anytime....LOL

Catmando
04-22-2003, 05:13 PM
Hey Frosty_pop I like your av. jawdrop :)

Ziggy
04-22-2003, 05:14 PM
Something thoughtful and usable........
welcome aboard the boards, tread lightly around some...they love to tease the newcomers

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:14 PM
How about entering him in a poker run? Don't forget the bj, though. :)

Beach Babe
04-22-2003, 05:17 PM
We have a Interceptor 454. He gets BJ's frequently- I was thinking of something that would last longer than an hour.

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:21 PM
He gets BJ's frequently- I was thinking of something that would last longer than an hour. With that kinda love... Im sure he would be happy with anything you give him... chia pet??

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:23 PM
oh yeah! welcome to the ass-i-lum!

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:26 PM
XLGPP:
chia pet?? cha cha cha chia!
On a more serious note, how about a gift certificate from Rex Marine?
-- Tom

Beach Babe
04-22-2003, 05:28 PM
I like the poker run & gift certificate idea. Does Rex Marine have a web site?

MJ19
04-22-2003, 05:29 PM
Tom Brown:
how about a gift certificate from Rex Marine? Yeah that's a good one! :)

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:29 PM
In my opinion, it's the best place for boating accessories. :)
Rex Marine (http://www.rexmarine.com/)

spectratoad
04-22-2003, 05:31 PM
AN HOUR!!! eek! jawdrop

THOR
04-22-2003, 05:31 PM
I just had my BD last wednesday and my wife got me a massage for 70 minutes. It was sweet. Then, off to a nice relaxing dinner. Couldnt ask for more.
I originally asked for a Whipple Charger for the boat, but that was a little much. :confused:

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 05:33 PM
THOR:
I originally asked for a Whipple Charger for the boat...hmmm... a blow job of a different sort.

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:34 PM
I just had my BD last wednesday and my wife got me a massage for 70 minutes. was that 1 hour BJ and 10min massage? or other way around??? :p

Mandelon
04-22-2003, 05:34 PM
A handheld GPS is a cool toy. And the BJ. :D

Beach Babe
04-22-2003, 05:37 PM
You guys are cracking me up!

Jrocket
04-22-2003, 05:40 PM
HammerDown:
I just wonder if these guys would want a stranger to speek to there wives/girl friends like that. I see what your saying.We'll see what happens I guess. eek!

Jrocket
04-22-2003, 05:40 PM
Mandelon:
A handheld GPS is a cool toy. And the BJ. :D Excellent idea!!! :D

XLGPP
04-22-2003, 05:42 PM
were no strangers....this is the "HOT BOAT" family... we even have all the dysfunctions that every family has :D

little rowe boat
04-22-2003, 05:42 PM
Hand held GPS is the way to go.

SCUBA STEVE
04-22-2003, 05:51 PM
the following picture filled with his beer of his choice. 2 other "friends" to help you drink it.
BTW every newbie gets the same treatment, its not everyday we get a lady aboard. thats 2 in 2 weeks if I recall, 91nordic29 last week. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/366Big_Brother-med.jpg

rrrr
04-22-2003, 05:59 PM
Tom Brown:
how about a gift certificate from Rex Marine?
-- Tom Do they have a catalog?

Tom Brown
04-22-2003, 06:02 PM
LMAO! :D
By the way, the GPS is a good idea. :)

mike37
04-22-2003, 06:11 PM
He gets BJ's frequently jawdrop

Jbb
04-22-2003, 06:18 PM
Perhaps some tickets to the roadeo....
http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-63023-midgetts_on_fire.jpg

Mandelon
04-22-2003, 07:55 PM
rrrr:
Tom Brown:
how about a gift certificate from Rex Marine?
-- Tom Do they have a catalog? I think you can buy old catalogs on E-Bay... wink I heard they are quite collectible!

TCHB
04-22-2003, 08:26 PM
TOOLs and more TOOLs<

little rowe boat
04-22-2003, 08:51 PM
Tools are always a great gift,especially for a river rat.

MJ19
04-22-2003, 09:01 PM
Mandelon:
I think you can buy old catalogs on E-Bay... wink I heard they are quite collectible! When bidding on those hot catalogs, becareful of Ebay "swoopers" :p

91nordic29
04-23-2003, 09:34 AM
beach babe --- they really are all okay. just a few things to remember:
1. like stated above :rolleyes: watch out for the ebay "swoopers"
2. be careful while you are at work not to be laughing out loud lest someone want to see why.
3. also while at work be ready to close a window fast after you open topic and something really nasty pops up!
p.s.-- tom, are you okay after those muffins? wink

superdave013
04-23-2003, 10:36 AM
Get him one of those Box Anchors. They are pretty sweet.

Screaming Pete
04-23-2003, 10:41 AM
A sandspike is a great gift, but than so is Tom's idea. :D

Hava Mama 69
04-23-2003, 10:43 AM
I have the PERFECT Unique gift for your husband. I make very unique gift baskets and batteries are included. devil I even have waterproof items for when your out on the boat w/out the kids!!!

Tom Brown
04-23-2003, 11:25 AM
91nordic29:
tom, are you okay after those muffins? wink I have a whole new outlook and there is a spring in my step. Thanks for asking. If you ever want to start some shit, that's a quality way to do it.

DickDanger
04-23-2003, 11:56 AM
Hava Mama 69:
I have the PERFECT Unique gift for your husband. I make very unique gift baskets and batteries are included. devil I even have waterproof items for when your out on the boat w/out the kids!!! I am sure that is exactly what her husband would love: seeing a waterproof vibrator that his wife is going to now stick in his ass. Take that battery operated pole vault, shove it down your throat, and go spam somewhere else. -DD Out

diggler
04-23-2003, 02:12 PM
DickDanger:
Hava Mama 69:
I have the PERFECT Unique gift for your husband. I make very unique gift baskets and batteries are included. devil I even have waterproof items for when your out on the boat w/out the kids!!! I am sure that is exactly what her husband would love: seeing a waterproof vibrator that his wife is going to now stick in his ass. Take that battery operated pole vault, shove it down your throat, and go spam somewhere else. -DD Out Go DD Go!!! You are now my new hero!!
IF, I was married... and
IF, it was my birthday....
I would want an in-boat intercom and headsets for four people.

Sigus
04-23-2003, 03:22 PM
DD you crack me up.
GPS very cool gift for the avid HBer.
Big Sig

LUVNLIFE
04-23-2003, 05:05 PM
GPS is awesome. And to go along a hand held VHF.........and the BJ. You said two hours right?

Kwicherbichen
04-24-2003, 12:04 AM
I like
A. Sand Spike (http://www.sandspike.com)
B. Slide Anchor (http://www.slideanchor.com)
C. Hand held GPS
D. Gift Certificate at Rex Marine (http://www.rexmar.com)
E. Free membership at Kwicherbichen (http://www.kwicherbichens.com)
BTW, maybe it's just me but something is being done wrong if a BJ takes an hour. Like I said, maybe it's me :D

voodooCanoe
04-24-2003, 10:51 AM
If he is a race fan, the Richard Petty Driving
experience is a great gift. Too much fun. A little
more expensive than a gps but well worth the price.