Cubicle Chronicles

[78Eliminator]

Here is my desk:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0002.JPG
And here is the cube farm:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF00011.JPG
Humans were not meant to sit in cubicles all day.

[Jordy]

Looks cozy... :D

[Blown 472]

Do you have to do jumping jacks before work and declare your love for the company?

[HCS]

I work in a damn cube all day long.
There could be a hurricane outside and I wouldn't know it. :p
[ December 12, 2002, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[MJ19]

WOW...a real life Cubicle Man eek! wink

[HCS]

sqsmile

[diggler]

78Eliminator, that has got to be one of the most depressing offices I've ever seen. Even the cube walls are at least 20+ years old. I keep thinking about the movie "office space". Kudos to you for keeping your sanity!

[Jordy]

diggler:
Kudos to you for keeping your sanity!Have you not noticed some of the topics he's started? I think the sanity thing is debatable. :D :D :D

[78Eliminator]

I am accepting donations so that I can take a vacation, so I don't hurt myself or anyone else. Private e-mail me for my mailing address. I accept cahiers checks, personal checks, cash, monopoly money and urine samples.
[ December 12, 2002, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

[78Eliminator]

Here is my pimp. I was it's bitch for years until I became strong. It's a coffee machine.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0003.JPG
[ December 12, 2002, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

[Blown 472]

urine samples?? having to take a whiz quiz?? if so eat alot of asperagas, makes your pee stink really bad.

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
Here is my pimp. I was it's bitch for years until I becoame strong. It's a coffee machine.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0003.JPGdo you hear it calling to you?

[78Eliminator]

Not any more. I am strong. I would bend the coffee machine over and stick it in if possible, to show my dominance.

[Blown 472]

Kinda like them taters??

[78Eliminator]

So I take it you guys like my office situation. :( I am taking requests. I brought my camera to work and will shoot the toilets, lunch room or anything else you would like to see.....
[ December 12, 2002, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

[Blown 472]

Lets see the place where you flog tha log.

[diggler]

78Eliminator:
So I take it you guys like my office situation. :( I am taking requests. I brought my camera to work and will shoot the toilets, lunch room or anything else you would like to see.....Take a picture of the hottest girl in the office! She's probably the receptionist or the CEO's secretary!

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
Lets see the place where you flog tha log.When I took this picture, someone was shitting in the stall next to me. He heard the camera go off. He must think I am one sick ****:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0004.JPG

[Blown 472]

Lotsa room in there, I am sure they think you are sick by now, put up some pix of hotties, or better yet, their bafroom.

[78Eliminator]

diggler:
78Eliminator:
So I take it you guys like my office situation. :( I am taking requests. I brought my camera to work and will shoot the toilets, lunch room or anything else you would like to see.....Take a picture of the hottest girl in the office! She's probably the receptionist or the CEO's secretary!I need a spy camera for that. Shit.

[diggler]

78Eliminator:
diggler:
78Eliminator:
So I take it you guys like my office situation. :( I am taking requests. I brought my camera to work and will shoot the toilets, lunch room or anything else you would like to see.....Take a picture of the hottest girl in the office! She's probably the receptionist or the CEO's secretary!I need a spy camera for that. Shit.Just tell her the truth.... You want to post her picture on the internet where thousands of horny guys, and the few crazy ones from ***boat can leer at all day!

[Blown 472]

One word X10

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
One word X10Ok, I am going to try to get something for you....

[diggler]

You know how there is always in every office that crazy ass secretary that decorates her office in toys, bullshit, figurines, etc. so that it looks like the inside of a ****ing living room? Well, I'm waiting for to walk out of there so I can get a picture of her cube.

[diggler]

diggler:
You know how there is always in every office that crazy ass secretary that decorates her office in toys, bullshit, figurines, etc. so that it looks like the inside of a ****ing living room? Well, I'm waiting for to walk out of there so I can get a picture of her cube.OK here it is.... There's a lot more, but she was sitting in there and I was being sneaky.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/MVC-323F.JPG

[78Eliminator]

diggler:
You know how there is always in every office that crazy ass secretary that decorates her office in toys, bullshit, figurines, etc. so that it looks like the inside of a ****ing living room? Well, I'm waiting for to walk out of there so I can get a picture of her cube.I had one of those at that last place I worked. What do you do for a living digg?

[Blown 472]

Hey 78, the shaved clam wants a pick of your ass.

[Jordy]

Gotta love the big can of WD-40 tucked in the corner... :D

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
Hey 78, the shaved clam wants a pick of your ass.Here's half of me, with RD:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/op6c3_1k.JPG

[Blown 472]

What is the point of all that crap?

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
What is the point of all that crap?People try to make work seem like home. Big mistake. If there's no distinction, then it will make everthing suck....

[diggler]

I work for PG&E as a primary distribution electrical engineer, (4kV, 12kV, 21kV, and 34.5kV)
here's a pic of some of the circuit maps I gotta cope with.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/MVC-325F.JPG

[Blown 472]

Can you imagine what her house looks like then?? tie a rope to your waist before going in.

[Jordy]

Seeing all that crap brings up images of Mimi and all her troll dolls on the Drew Carey Show. Yikes.

[Blown 472]

78, not to sound cheesy but that is the way I figured you would look.

[miller19j]

My Christmas spirit courtesy of MJ19
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Christmas.JPG

[78Eliminator]

miller19j:
My Christmas spirit courtesy of MJ19
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Christmas.JPGYou have a nice office. So when do I start up there Brad? You gunna get me a job or what?

[78Eliminator]

RiverDave:
78Eliminator:
Not any more. I am strong. I would bend the coffee machine over and stick it in if possible, to show my dominance.That is the funniest damn thing I've ever read.. LOL
RDCool! It's not a sexual thing at all, it's just about letting everyone know who the boss is, just like in prison.

[miller19j]

I am afraid we are not hiring full time post whores :D wink

[78Eliminator]

miller19j:
I am afraid we are not hiring full time post whores :D wink I guess one is enough up there, eh?

[miller19j]

Yep :D Where do you sit in your office on the floor?

[78Eliminator]

miller19j:
Yep :D Where do you sit in your office on the floor?No, I sit here: (notice the coffee stain, where I spilt boiling coffee all over my boys):
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0014.JPG
[ December 12, 2002, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

[Blown 472]

So not only is ****ing the coffee machine a power thing, it is revenge.

[diggler]

78Eliminator:
miller19j:
Yep :D Where do you sit in your office on the floor?No, I sit here: (notice the coffee stain, where I spilt boiling coffee all over my boys):
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0014.JPGwhere's the hottest honey in the office?

[miller19j]

I’m thinking that it isn’t Coffee! eek!

[78Eliminator]

"Hi! I'm important corporate guy! I speak loud because what I have to say is more important than you. I might not have the tech knowlege you have, but my "go for the jugular" office politics will leave you crying in your cubicle in fetal position."
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0015.JPG

[Jordy]

Hey J, the Bob's want to see you. :D

[miller19j]

No response from J he must be in here :D
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF0004.JPG

[Jordy]

he's looking for his stapler... :D

[78Eliminator]

jordanpaulk:
Hey J, the Bob's want to see you. :D I've got a meeting with the Bob's in ten minutes...

[Jordy]

Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

[miller19j]

Hey Justin go take a picture of calair.

[78Eliminator]

miller19j:
Hey Justin go take a picture of calair.He left here. He got a job up in Mission Viejo.

[miller19j]

Well then go take a picture of anyone (preferably a chick)

[78Eliminator]

miller19j:
Well then go take a picture of anyone (preferably a chick)Batteries are wasted. You'll have to wait untill tomorrow....

[miller19j]

Ahhh…Man I was starting to have fun frown

[Mandelon]

I just made your toilet picture my screen saver.

[MJ19]

miller19j:
Well then go take a picture of anyone (preferably a chick)Here's a picture of YOUR chick's cubicle. :)
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/my_cubicle.JPG

[mister460]

http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/57.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/56.JPG
Well, this is what the inside of a Marine Corps electronic tech shop in Japan looks like. No cubicles but I gots WD-40, tools, and this cool green suit to wear!!!!
[ December 12, 2002, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: mister460 ]

[78Eliminator]

MJ19:
Here's a picture of YOUR chick's cubicle. :)
Dude, you got a Dell!

[kevnmcd]

Man you guys have a lot of time on your hands.... smilespi

[diggler]

mister460:
Well, this is what the inside of a Marine Corps electronic tech shop in Japan looks like. No cubicles but I gots WD-40, tools, and this cool green suit to wear!!!!Well, since he can post pictures of co-workers, then so will I. Being the only white guy in engineering, I thought I'd show my counterpart. He's a chinese guy that won't teach me anything dirty to say. The other guys in this engineering office are Filipino, Vietnamese, and some more Chinese. I swear, I'm the only guy screwing around!!
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/MVC-326F.JPG

[cal-air]

There's a glimpse of my old cubicle!!! Man I don't miss that thing.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/DSCF00011.JPG

[RH]

I bet you can relate to the movie OFFICE SPACE . That movie cracks me up !

[riverracerx]

Hey, my cube is full of figurines, stuffed animals, toys, RC cars, Light up swords, alien voice changers.....
But we make them all here. Kinda fun. I get to work on all the new movie properties coming out too.
Here is my boss:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1685000/images/_1689727_mickey_mouse_150.jpg

[mister460]

diggler:
mister460:
Well, this is what the inside of a Marine Corps electronic tech shop in Japan looks like. No cubicles but I gots WD-40, tools, and this cool green suit to wear!!!!Well, since he can post pictures of co-workers, then so will I. Being the only white guy in engineering, I thought I'd show my counterpart. He's a chinese guy that won't teach me anything dirty to say. The other guys in this engineering office are Filipino, Vietnamese, and some more Chinese. I swear, I'm the only guy screwing around!!
That's not a co-worker. That's ME!!