73beast
03-08-2003, 02:48 PM
Hear is a funny:
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> >: WELFARE
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> >I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk.
> >Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare.
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> >Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door
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> >Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy!
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> >By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy.
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> >Write to friends in motherland, tell them 'come as fast as you can.'
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> >They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks.
> >They come here, we live together, more welfare checks, it gets better!
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> >Fourteen families, they moving in, but neighbor's patience wearing thin.
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> >Finally, white guy moves away, now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find
> >more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent.
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> >Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! It
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> >very good, and soon we own the neighborhood.
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> >We have hobby -- it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.
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> >Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
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> >American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
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> >We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race.
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> >If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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> >SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
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> >: WELFARE
> >
> >I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk.
> >Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare.
> >
> >Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door
> >
> >Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy!
> >
> >By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy.
> >
> >Write to friends in motherland, tell them 'come as fast as you can.'
> >
> >They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks.
> >They come here, we live together, more welfare checks, it gets better!
> >
> >Fourteen families, they moving in, but neighbor's patience wearing thin.
> >
> >Finally, white guy moves away, now I buy his house, and then I say, "Find
> >more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent.
> >
> >Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw the welfare cash! It
> is
> >very good, and soon we own the neighborhood.
> >
> >We have hobby -- it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> >
> >Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
> >
> >American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
> >
> >We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race.
> >
> >If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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> >SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
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