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Jbb
07-03-2003, 07:22 AM
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th- "Scattered f*ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f* did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th- "You want WHAT on the f*ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th- "Where did all those f*ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877
6th- "It f*ing does so look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th- "Where the f* are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th- "Any f*ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd- "What the f* was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd- "I need this parade like I need a f*ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963
1st- "Where the f* did all that water come from!" Capt of the Titanic, 1912
And... drum roll...
The most recent appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the f* is going to find out?"- Martha Stewart

HavasuDreamin'
07-03-2003, 07:32 AM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
And... drum roll...
The most recent appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the f* is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton wink :D

Charley
07-03-2003, 07:41 AM
how about #9819?
Jordy at OP6
"Hey pole dancer girl, wanna hook up?? No?? AH F*ck!" wink

stroke-me
07-03-2003, 07:51 AM
Those are great! :cool:

eliminatedsprinter
07-03-2003, 10:12 AM
Here's your F*ing sunglasses- Ron Goldman.
[ July 03, 2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: eliminatedsprinter ]

Holy Tera
07-04-2003, 08:50 PM
I've got the body of a 25 year old (and BOY is she gonna be pissed when she see's what I've done to it :p