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78Eliminator
01-14-2003, 05:30 PM
Welcome him. I think his new handle is Drunk&DisorderlySteve.
He doesn't have a boat, but he sure likes to put em' away.....

Jordy
01-14-2003, 05:36 PM
Welcome aboard Steve. :D
When you get ready to enter the happy world of boat ownership, I have the perfect one in mind for you. :D

Jordy
01-14-2003, 05:38 PM
I even shot you 5 stars to get you started. See, we won't hold the fact that you hang out with J against you, at least not very much anyway. :D

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 05:39 PM
Well thanks Justin for the warm welcome. :)
As 78Elim mentioned, I am boatless, so I will probably be sidekicking with him on trips and putting DuckTape on his stress cracks. See you then.

jetaddict
01-14-2003, 05:41 PM
Welcome aboard DRUNK&DISORDERLY. Have another one for me! :) :)

Havasu Hangin'
01-14-2003, 05:42 PM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
...so I will probably be sidekicking with him on trips and putting DuckTape on his stress cracks...Welcome aboard...two questions:
1. Justin has friends?
2. Do you have a fire extinguisher?
Good luck...

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 05:42 PM
Wow, thanks Jordan! I wasn't expecting so much so soon. I also appreciate you not having a bias against me for knowing Justin; I guess he hasn't broken anything of yours...

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 05:45 PM
Hangin', funny you mention the fire extinguisher, I was with him when that happened. First time on a jet, AND first time using oars on something with an engine!

Jordy
01-14-2003, 05:46 PM
Havasu Hangin':
Do you have a fire extinguisher?
Good luck... So you're asking if a trip to the lake with 78Elim is a B.Y.O.F.E kind of situation???
Do you have nomex board shorts? Is that a fair question? :D

Jordy
01-14-2003, 05:47 PM
It has been a while since we've "flamed" the 78Burninator... this feels pretty good. :D

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 05:58 PM
Yeah, on a trip out to Martinez, Justin blew 2 trailer tires, and I was fortunate enough to get a speeding ticket. I have to do a traffic school online. Does anyone have a recommendation? I am going to complete it tonight.

mbrown2
01-14-2003, 06:18 PM
Welcome aboard DD Steve.. :)

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 06:27 PM
Thanks!
Hhhmm...DDSteve..I like the association that DD brings to mind.

twistedpair
01-14-2003, 06:38 PM
Welcome aboard Steve! With D&D as a handle, I think you'll fit in around here just fine! Here's 5 to start out with, no doubt some sniper dickhead will have you down to 3 before you know it! wink

77charger
01-14-2003, 07:15 PM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
Well thanks Justin for the warm welcome. :)
As 78Elim mentioned, I am boatless, so I will probably be sidekicking with him on trips and putting DuckTape on his stress cracks. See you then. Well if you are ridin with justin i hope you will be the one carrying the fire extinguisher ready to go! :D :D

Hal
01-14-2003, 07:20 PM
Welcome aboard.... :)
I had to go to Block Buster video and rent a traffic school tape to do the on line thing.
[ January 14, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

Johnwithjm
01-14-2003, 07:22 PM
Welcome :)

MsHotCrusader
01-14-2003, 07:52 PM
78Eliminator:
Welcome him. I think his new handle is Drunk&DisorderlySteve.
He doesn't have a boat, but he sure likes to put em' away..... Gee Justin, seems you and your friend's handle have alot in common. :D hehehehe, just kiddin ya!

mbrown2
01-14-2003, 08:02 PM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
Thanks!
Hhhmm...DDSteve..I like the association that DD brings to mind. I figured with the class thing, designated driver thing, drunk driver thing...it can be used multiple ways. :) :D :)

Windy
01-14-2003, 08:25 PM
D&DSteve...heres a warm welcome to the madness wink

NEW 2 RIVER
01-14-2003, 08:30 PM
Whats up.
welcome :)

Beautiful Noise
01-14-2003, 09:19 PM
Welcome Steve :)
Steve

JetBoatRich
01-14-2003, 09:54 PM
78Eliminator:
Welcome him. I think his new handle is Drunk&DisorderlySteve.
He doesn't have a boat, but he sure likes to put em' away..... Sounds like a "STAND-UP" guy.

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-14-2003, 10:17 PM
mbrown: the association of the DD I was referring to you was that of a woman's 'physique', I definitely don't want the omen of drunk driving associated with it :(
To all: yes, I am quite familiar with the location of Justin's fire extinguisher, my concern is since its chrome is it just for show??
MissHBjet: interesting pic
Thanks for the warm welcomes!

Blown 472
01-15-2003, 05:56 AM
Welcome, few things you must learn, any woman that is single and comes on the forums and you find interesting forget it, the cockblock hawks will swoop in and put up a wall. :D

superV
01-15-2003, 06:09 AM
Welcome to the Madness! Watch out for the Cry for the cry .

miller19j
01-15-2003, 09:13 AM
Welcome to the boards! :)

mbrown2
01-15-2003, 09:45 AM
RiverDave:
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
mbrown: the association of the DD I was referring to you was that of a woman's 'physique', I definitely don't want the omen of drunk driving associated with it :(
I'd be more embarassed about it meaning Designated Driver.
RD Alright guys did not mean to throw down any omen's or mojos...and knock on wood...been there, done that, and it ain't fun.

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 09:45 AM
A funny thing about Steve. I met him at work and he wanted to go get a beer after work. He was kind of "the new guy" at work so on Friday we went and got shitfaced. Long story short, I got out of control and kicked him in the nuts. Later in the night he fell off the barstool in the bar and I was found passed out next to the bathroom toilet after throwing up. Good times.

mbrown2
01-15-2003, 09:46 AM
Now I know where the drunk&disorderly comes from... :) :D :)

Jordy
01-15-2003, 09:48 AM
Those are the kind of stories you don't talk about J... and you want me to come party in S.D. with you guys???? Should I bring my own bail money or do you provide it? :D :D :D

Sea Esta
01-15-2003, 09:49 AM
Welcome from the heartland..... :D

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 09:50 AM
jordanpaulk:
Those are the kind of stories you don't talk about J... and you want me to come party in S.D. with you guys???? Should I bring my own bail money or do you provide it? :D :D :D You might be approaching the big 3-0, but that doesn't mean you have to slow down :) Actually, that was a couple years ago and I have calmed down quite a bit.....

Jordy
01-15-2003, 09:53 AM
Easy there Turbo, I am not approaching the big 3-0. I'm merely approaching the approach to the big 3-0 which I will not acknowlege and merely celebrate as the anniversary of my 21st as I do every year. In this case it will be the 9th anniversary. :D

Liberator TJ1984
01-15-2003, 09:56 AM
Welcome D & D
Thanks for the heads up there Justin ,If I ever get to meet ya and have a Beer I'll be sure and wear a Nutcup :D
Gopherrr

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-15-2003, 10:01 AM
Actually, that was a couple years ago and I have calmed down quite a bit.....
?????? Well I guess that depends on the night, last Sunday was out of control. But why worry, it doesn't really matter. Dishes are inexpensive, you've already gotten a new trash can, and my chest will heal in about a week.

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:12 AM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
Actually, that was a couple years ago and I have calmed down quite a bit.....
?????? Well I guess that depends on the night, last Sunday was out of control. But why worry, it doesn't really matter. Dishes are inexpensive, you've already gotten a new trash can, and my chest will heal in about a week. So...... Anyone going to the Superbowl? :D

miller19j
01-15-2003, 10:13 AM
Note to self “don’t do to the bar with these two Nut Jobs!” :D wink

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:15 AM
miller19j:
Note to self “don’t do to the bar with these two Nut Jobs!” :D wink (Insert nutjobs here)

miller19j
01-15-2003, 10:21 AM
So let me get this straight:
If I go to the bar with Justin I need to bring a Sports Cup for when he kicks me in the nuts.
If I go for a ride in his boat I need to bring my Nomex II Coveralls and a Fire Extinguisher to put out the fire. An Oar for when the boat stops running and a wear a Life Vest for when his boat splits in half.
Justin,
Who sold you your boat insurance? :D wink

Jordy
01-15-2003, 10:22 AM
Hey Miller, don't forget the bail money just in case. :D

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:23 AM
RiverDave:
Justin, do you beat on this guy everytime you go out drinking with him? :D
RD I would say that Steve usually instigates it, but it is probably 50/50. Last Sunday, he was the one and he kicked my ass (I think). When we hang out, something usually gets broken and I wake up with weird bruises all over my body. I am also usually confined to bed all day too. Steve lives in Encinitas RD, you should hang out with us some time.....
J

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:24 AM
Maybe there is no Steve and I am living the movie "Fight Club" :D

miller19j
01-15-2003, 10:24 AM
78Eliminator:
RiverDave:
Justin, do you beat on this guy everytime you go out drinking with him? :D
RD I would say that Steve usually instigates it, but it is probably 50/50. Last Sunday, he was the one and he kicked my ass (I think). When we hang out, something usually gets broken and I wake up with weird bruises all over my body. I am also usually confined to bed all day too. Steve lives in Encinitas RD, you should hang out with us some time.....
J Yea RD you should hang out with him…. :D

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:28 AM
RiverDave:
78Eliminator:
Maybe there is no Steve and I am living the movie "Fight Club" :D I was just kinda thinking that. :D
RD Actually, PickletheLoad can verify his existence. By the way, what happened to PTL?

Jordy
01-15-2003, 10:30 AM
78Eliminator:
By the way, what happened to PTL? Perhaps we should be asking you and "Steve" that question... :D

miller19j
01-15-2003, 10:32 AM
So does Steve work with you in Cube Land?

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 10:35 AM
miller19j:
So does Steve work with you in Cube Land? He worked with me at my last place of work. Steve was Philly Fired. I was laid off.

miller19j
01-15-2003, 10:37 AM
78Eliminator:
Steve was Philly Fired. Am I just not awake yet or are you talking in code?
:confused:

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-15-2003, 10:59 AM
RD, I heard that Bimini story - hilarious! Now I know who's boat it was.
I don't want the boards to think I am some kinda loose cannon psycho, I am actually mostly harmless. It's just that Justin is my one friend that has a certain personality that makes him fun to punch!
Yeah, where's PTL? He was cool. I can hear "You got mail!" right now...

Blown 472
01-15-2003, 11:00 AM
78Eliminator:
RiverDave:
78Eliminator:
Maybe there is no Steve and I am living the movie "Fight Club" :D I was just kinda thinking that. :D
RD Actually, PickletheLoad can verify his existence. By the way, what happened to PTL? I think Tammy fae remarried and Jim is still in jail??

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-15-2003, 11:05 AM
Steve was Philly Fired
Not sure what that B-Boy speak means.
Yeah, somehow management no longer liked me, but I did my job! Politics. The email I sent out out about a party that Justin and I were throwing turned out to be a bad thing.
Shit, speaking of work, I gotta go!

miller19j
01-15-2003, 11:07 AM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
It's just that Justin is my one friend that has a certain personality that makes him fun to punch!
LMAO… :D
Poor Justin his boat catches on fire and is splitting in the middle and his friend beats him regularly. wink :D

Jordy
01-15-2003, 11:11 AM
Drunk&DisorderlySteve:
somehow management no longer liked me Been here a day and he's already throwing out one liners like this. I'm going to work that into a job interview sometime. That's great. :D

Screaming Pete
01-15-2003, 12:09 PM
DDSteve ,,Sorry about meeting up with Justin,78Elem,Pimp juice or whatever alas he's using to drag you into his tangled web..Welcome..78you have stress crackes in the Flame a nater?? it would't be from putt'n 6 river whoes(cousions) and a cooler in your ride and chasing me down now would it?? :p DDS you mite want to apply for the Wip cream applyer's job on the other thread if your single that is

Blown 472
01-15-2003, 12:13 PM
Screaming Pete:
DDSteve ,,Sorry about meeting up with Justin,78Elem,Pimp juice or whatever alas he's using to drag you into his tangled web..Welcome..78you have stress crackes in the Flame a nater?? it would't be from putt'n 6 river whoes(cousions) and a cooler in your ride and chasing me down now would it?? :p DDS you mite want to apply for the Wip cream applyer's job on the other thread if your single that is Yo, hold up homeslice, I have that job covered.

Screaming Pete
01-15-2003, 12:25 PM
blown472, I think you need to post that resume and will see eek!

Blown 472
01-15-2003, 12:37 PM
Screaming Pete:
blown472, I think you need to post that resume and will see eek! River Kitty has them. :p

miller19j
01-15-2003, 01:04 PM
Hey that was my position if I remember correctly and I nominated Jordy as my replacement.

Blown 472
01-15-2003, 01:07 PM
miller19j:
Hey that was my position if I remember correctly and I nominated Jordy as my replacement. As I remember, your Wife came in and put tha smack down on that.

Jordy
01-15-2003, 01:09 PM
That's when he nominated me. Then because I was involved everyone wanted to be part of it, and I refused to try out. I stand by my mojo on this deal. :D

Screaming Pete
01-15-2003, 01:19 PM
Jp=Postwhore=Jp wip cream ***** with cowboy hat:jawdrop: It's not a bad thing I played that role back in the day at a batchleor party with a stripper only 1x though

Drunk&DisorderlySteve
01-15-2003, 09:35 PM
Hey Pete, I think I remember meeting you and your wife at Martinez during Labor Day. Nice boat. I think it was an outboard so I'll probably get some flack for saying that in here...
Actually I was in the boat when Justin was 'following' you, and from what I remember about the chop and speed I think it may have helped do some 'stress-crackin'; we slammed down pretty hard a couple times. :D

78Eliminator
01-15-2003, 11:02 PM
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Avatars/steve.JPG
Steve-o, he's a super hero
Steve-o, he's a super hero
When you're passed out drunk in the bathroom, he'll just leave you there
When you are about to get your ass kicked he'll just sit back and stare
Steve-o, he's a super hero
Steve-o, he's a super hero
He's 35, yet will sock you in the arm
He will have sex with your cousin, but it will do no harm.
Steve-o, he's a super hero
Steve-o, he's a super hero
He will stop by your house to take a shit on the floor.
He will drink all your beer and make you go get more
Steve-o, he's a super hero
Steve-o, he's a super hero
[ January 15, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

JetBoatRich
01-16-2003, 04:22 AM
:D LMAO! :D
[ January 16, 2003, 04:22 AM: Message edited by: JetBoatRich ]

Blown 472
01-16-2003, 05:47 AM
:D :D :D

Screaming Pete
01-16-2003, 08:45 AM
DDS, Ya that was me It's nice to know weve already met, (Justin get me a beerwhile your up). where are you guys working?? :p

78Eliminator
01-16-2003, 10:04 AM
Screaming Pete:
DDS, Ya that was me It's nice to know weve already met, (Justin get me a beerwhile your up). where are you guys working?? :p Steve is an art dealer. I am a contractor working for a large "office space" computer engineering company.

RiverKitty
01-16-2003, 10:16 AM
Blown 472:
Screaming Pete:
blown472, I think you need to post that resume and will see eek! River Kitty has them. :p All resumes' are stictly confidential!
They *cannot* be realeased with out the explicit written consent of the interviewee!
But I must say, these resumes' are pretty good! *evil grin*
Heck, I've already framed a few & hung them in my bathroom....close to the shower of course! ;o)

Screaming Pete
01-16-2003, 10:22 AM
Dimmit Kitty your turning me on :p

RiverKitty
01-16-2003, 10:27 AM
Screaming Pete:
Dimmit Kitty your turning me on :p Right On! :D
So tell me, does "Screaming Pete" have to do with your boat....or is there *another* explanation for your username??? ;o)

Screaming Pete
01-16-2003, 10:40 AM
RiverKitty:
Screaming Pete:
Dimmit Kitty your turning me on :p Right On! :D
So tell me, does "Screaming Pete" have to do with your boat....or is there *another* explanation for your username??? ;o) Well If the truth be told it goes like this.My last boat was a ultra 22 stealth with an HP 500 shoe horned into it. and I drove the hell out of it WOT so a friend got me a hat w/ "Screaming Pete" on it and it stuck, but some of my friends call me Seamen Pete when i've been on the boards to much postwhoring :)
[ January 16, 2003, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: Screaming Pete ]

Screaming Pete
01-16-2003, 10:42 AM
Screaming Pete:
RiverKitty:
Screaming Pete:
Dimmit Kitty your turning me on :p Right On! :D
So tell me, does "Screaming Pete" have to do with your boat....or is there *another* explanation for your username??? ;o) Well If the truth be told it goes like this.My last boat was a ultra 22 stealth with an HP 500 shoe horned into it. and I drove the hell out of it WOT so a friend got me a hat w/ "Screaming Pete" on it and it stuck, but some of my friends call me Seamen Pete when i've been on the boards to much postwhoring :)