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Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:04 PM
I can see you down there in the online users. You're blue as a grape squishy. Come on, release some of that tension on us.
Let's see post two, even though I know you're all about post number one. :)

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:12 PM
He's gone now. :(
I guess he doesn't have the balls to hang with us.
[ May 16, 2003, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:19 PM
well Tom...if you'd stop baggin on him! :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:24 PM
I guess I was a little brief...

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:26 PM
He's probably half nuts now

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:27 PM
... last I saw him, he was a little down in the mouth.

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:30 PM
That pisses me off that he left because I had a whole lineup of material. :(
I'm dying to ask him to turn his head sideways and caugh.

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:31 PM
Down in the mouth Tom??..I bet he finds that a bit hard to swallow :p

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:35 PM
Maybe he'll be back in 10 minutes. :) :) :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:40 PM
he's just gathering the intesticle fortitude :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:45 PM
I'll bet FM can get Scrotum's attention. She'll tickle his fancy.

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:46 PM
Especially with comments like the last one over there eek!

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:50 PM
Hey Hoolign, how come no one else will join us in this thread? What are they... pussies?

hoolign
05-16-2003, 07:52 PM
skeeeeeeeeeeeert

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 07:55 PM
This whole thread is ****ed now.

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 07:56 PM
Tickle his fancy? HOOLIGN!!! You been talkin outta turn on me? Hmm? argue wink
Tom does Canadian law have an equivalent 5th I can take? :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:00 PM
I've got a fifth you can take with a lime twist. :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:02 PM
Tom's tryin to get me in shit,I did'nt say tickle anyones fancy..well, thoughts aside...but,we'll leave that for tag eek! your gonna take a fifth?
I find a fifth of Jim Beam does the trick for me :p

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:02 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
Tickle his fancy? HOOLIGN!!! You been talkin outta turn on me?Hoolign is out of control. He's bringing this place down with that potty mouth of his. That ****er.
[ May 16, 2003, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:03 PM
So wheres scrotum?????
not to change the subject or anything
[ May 16, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:04 PM
hoolign:
I did'nt say tickle anyones fancy..They say denial is the first sign of guilt.

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:04 PM
I'm laughing too much to say anything to either one of you! LMFAO! :D

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:07 PM
Hey FM maybe we should head over to www.ratquest.com (http://www.ratquest.com) for a game of "fancy" tag :D
better :D
[ May 16, 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:07 PM
Well, I guess that's it then. Maybe we should let this Scrotum thread drop down.

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:07 PM
Brown=blamer

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:09 PM
hoolign:
Hey FM maybe we should head over to www.ratqest.com (http://www.ratqest.com) for a game of "fancy" tag :D I'm already over there in another browser window. :) Sure! Tell me what's fancy about it when you get there. :D BTW You spelled ratquest incorrectly in that link :p :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:11 PM
blamer?

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:12 PM
oooops....beer goggles :D

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:15 PM
Tom Brown:
blamer? aka one who points the finger and says he did it! :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:16 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
aka one who points the finger and says he did it! :D Oh yeah... Hoolign was doing that a little earlier.

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:17 PM
hoolign:
www.ratquest.com (http://www.ratquest.com)
better :D Yes much. :)

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:18 PM
Tom Brown:
FMluvswaterbabe:
aka one who points the finger and says he did it! :D Oh yeah... Hoolign was doing that a little earlier. Kinda like that you blamer you! :p :D

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:22 PM
Oh yeah.well at least I was'nt baggin on scrotum
better hope he's not nuts,and cums back to sack it to you,you could be balls deep in trouble!

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:33 PM
Good point, Hoolign. I guess you can attract more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
I wonder if we could get Scrotum in here with one of these...
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/URINAL1.gif

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:36 PM
Hell....I'd jump in there with one of those...
outta my way :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:37 PM
I'll bet FM would like to give that urinal a go too. :)

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:38 PM
Tom Brown:
Good point, Hoolign. I guess you can attract more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
I wonder if we could get Scrotum in here with one of these...
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/URINAL1.gif Tom Brown:
I'll bet FM would like to give that urinal a go too. :) Ummmm ... I'll be back in ten minutes. :D
[ May 16, 2003, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

Rexone
05-16-2003, 08:38 PM
Tom Brown:
I'll bet FM would like to give that urinal a go too. :) oh shit, don't get her started Tom. That thing looks like it would knock someone right on their ass though. lol

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:39 PM
HEY FM....LOOK WHAT TOM WROTE........ eek! :p
she'd need a pretty high waterfall :p
[ May 16, 2003, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:41 PM
hoolign:
HEY FM....LOOK WHAT TOM WROTE........ eek! :p
she'd need a pretty high waterfall :p Sorry? Did Tom write something I must have missed it .... kinda distracted. :)

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:43 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
Ummmm ... I'll be back in ten minutes. :D There's a long list of fantasies come true, eh FM? wink

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:45 PM
Tom Brown:
FMluvswaterbabe:
Ummmm ... I'll be back in ten minutes. :D There's a long list of fantasies come true, eh FM? wink Not to mention the ones that haven't ... yet. wink

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:48 PM
Rexone:
oh shit, don't get her started Tom.Ahhh yes, the golden rule. Don't light the fuse if you're not up to the blast. :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:51 PM
Aint that the truth...i lit the fuse here 3 hours ago....still rainin boulders :mad:

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:53 PM
Tom Brown:
Rexone:
oh shit, don't get her started Tom.Ahhh yes, the golden rule. Don't light the fuse if you're not up to the blast. :) Tease. :p wink
[ May 16, 2003, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

hoolign
05-16-2003, 08:55 PM
jawdrop jawdrop jawdrop

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 08:55 PM
FM, I take it you don't care for the 'C' word? :D
Hoolign, you are sooooo much more of a man than I will ever be. :D :D

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 08:58 PM
Tom Brown:
FM, I take it you don't care for the 'C' word? :D
Hoolign, you are sooooo much more of a man than I will ever be. :D :D I am fine with the 'C' word tom I just didn't want anyone else to be offended. :) WTF is more of a man than a man there's two sexes right? Men and women you're both men enough said. :)

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:01 PM
Rexone:
oh shit, don't get her started Tom.Thanks Mike. :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:02 PM
not according to miss hoolign,im a good for nuthin
explative...explative...double explative,she's off on one of her psycopathic rants :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:02 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
WTF is more of a man than a man there's two sexes right?Sure, we're both men but there's quantity of manliness to take into account too. It varies with penis size. A man with a one inch penis is a one and a man with a 10 inch penis is a 10. That's the scale. Unfortunately, I'm a 2 due to a fishing accident I had when I was 13. frown

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:04 PM
I'm a 3.5 ....but at least it's skinny :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:04 PM
hoolign:
not according to miss hoolign...Hoolign, you've got a chick hanging around? No wonder you're so relaxed and even tempered.

Rexone
05-16-2003, 09:05 PM
oh my goodness, not the C word :o jawdrop

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:08 PM
Tom Brown:
FMluvswaterbabe:
WTF is more of a man than a man there's two sexes right?Sure, we're both men but there's quantity of manliness to take into account too. It varies with penis size. A man with a one inch penis is a one and a man with a 10 inch penis is a 10. That's the scale. Unfortunately, I'm a 2 due to a fishing accident I had when I was 13. :( Long as you got one you're a man. I'm not gonna argue about it with you- you're a man Tom therefore I'll just win anyway. wink :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:08 PM
Yes, Mike. Our fresh faced, pretty little debutante used the 'C' word. Worse than that, she juxtaposed it with the word 'tease'.
tisk, tisk frown

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:09 PM
Rexone:
oh my goodness, not the C word :o jawdrop I fixed it Mike. Sorry. :( :)

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:11 PM
FMluvswaterbabe:
Long as you got one you're a man.Well... this one's a little marginal. Maybe we should bring the judges in for a call on this one. I better warm up the digi cam.

Rexone
05-16-2003, 09:11 PM
Tom Brown:
Unfortunately, I'm a 2 due to a fishing accident I had when I was 13. :( there you go again Tom using the incorrect bait for the task. :(
guess you took the instruction booklet on bottomsucker fishing a little too literally?

Frosty_pop
05-16-2003, 09:12 PM
Ok what am I missing here?

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:12 PM
Tom Brown:
Our fresh faced, pretty little debutante used the 'C' word.Now who're you talking about? :confused: I thought you were talking about me using the 'c' word. :confused:

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:13 PM
Rexone:
guess you took the instruction booklet on bottomsucker fishing a little too literally? Did I ever tell the story about the time I went to Pacific Fresh Fish and ordered a pound of pickerel sphincters and a 9 volt battery?

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:15 PM
Frosty_pop:
Ok what am I missing here? All kinds of stuff but you may wonder why you were ever curious if you read back! :D

Frosty_pop
05-16-2003, 09:16 PM
Friday nights are so boring on here...... but only 1 more hour and I can go home...... jawdrop jawdrop jawdrop

Rexone
05-16-2003, 09:16 PM
Tom Brown:
Rexone:
guess you took the instruction booklet on bottomsucker fishing a little too literally? Did I ever tell the story about the time I went to Pacific Fresh Fish and ordered a pound of pickerel sphincters and a 9 volt battery? you are a sicker puppy than I had previously imagined :p

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:17 PM
Tom Brown:
FMluvswaterbabe:
Long as you got one you're a man.Well... this one's a little marginal. Maybe we should bring the judges in for a call on this one. I better warm up the digi cam. Are you daring me to dare you? :D

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:20 PM
I think it may be time to see whats on the tube :D
shit...television
[ May 16, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:23 PM
hoolign:
I think it may be time to see whats on the tube :D
shit...television I missed the first 20 min of L & O: SVU and it's the season finale!! :( Taping last 40. I'll get the repeat later this year. :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:24 PM
L and O????? I'm talkin Playboy channel
(sorry Larry) :D

FMluvswater
05-16-2003, 09:26 PM
hoolign:
L and O????? I'm talkin Playboy channel
(sorry Larry) :D :rolleyes: I feel like I should have guessed that. :)

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:28 PM
playboy channel,clean towel,and a bottle of conditioner eek!

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:29 PM
Playboy is for pussies.

hoolign
05-16-2003, 09:30 PM
exactly :D

Tom Brown
05-16-2003, 09:30 PM
hoolign:
...and a bottle of conditioner eek! A little Jergens for jerkin'. :)
[ May 16, 2003, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

hoolign
05-17-2003, 05:19 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHH..finished sleeping

Kim Hanson
05-17-2003, 07:14 PM
Okay, who's scrotum? What you miss when you work and no play, is he a newbie? I love newbies......( . )( . )....or are you just bored you 5! :D wink :p

hoolign
05-17-2003, 07:29 PM
newbie that took one look and ran like hell :D

Tom Brown
05-17-2003, 08:07 PM
Yeah, he had no interest in us. He's obviously a highly intelligent individual.

Kim Hanson
05-17-2003, 08:14 PM
Tom Brown:
Yeah, he had no interest in us. He's obviously a highly intelligent individual. AZH, he's back!........( . )( . )....... wink :D :p

Jrocket
05-17-2003, 08:15 PM
Hey you Canadians...get back to your own thread!! You trying to take over this place or what? :D

Phat_Kat
05-17-2003, 08:18 PM
Jrocket:
Hey you Canadians...get back to your own thread!! You trying to take over this place or what? :D Now be nice,
they do give us all that syrup

hoolign
05-17-2003, 08:30 PM
Phat_Kat:
Jrocket:
Hey you Canadians...get back to your own thread!! You trying to take over this place or what? :D Now be nice,
they do give us all that syrup thats quebec..thats not Canada! we don't discuss them.... ,they don't even rate a capitol "Q"

hoolign
05-17-2003, 08:32 PM
and you better watch it...most of you are at the lake...perfect time to come in and take over..
repeat after me...eh!

hoolign
05-17-2003, 08:35 PM
uh oh...they're commin back...retreat...retreat

FMluvswater
05-17-2003, 08:47 PM
Whatever happened to letting this thread slip, eh? wink

hoolign
05-17-2003, 08:53 PM
got cold....scrotum pulled itself up :D

Jrocket
05-17-2003, 08:53 PM
You guys still stuck in snow? Ehhhhhh? :D

Tom Brown
05-17-2003, 08:58 PM
Phat_Kat:
...they do give us all that syrup I'm cookin' up a fresh batch right now. :D

hoolign
05-17-2003, 09:08 PM
Jrocket:
You guys still stuck in snow? Ehhhhhh? :D not with the RMK 800, 2" paddel, 151 track :D
she lives for the deep stuff :p

FMluvswater
09-08-2004, 10:07 PM
So some time later :D .... has Scrotum ever posted? :confused: :idea:

ROZ
09-08-2004, 10:29 PM
Maybe Topless can get scrotum out :confused: Afterall, she does love you Tom Brown :D

Tom Brown
09-23-2005, 10:36 PM
I think it's time to introduce this thread to 2005. Thanks for the link to this Hoolign classic, FM. :)

Wonderboy
09-23-2005, 10:53 PM
Good find!

Miss Perfect
09-24-2005, 05:10 AM
:D :p :D

FMluvswater
09-24-2005, 07:09 AM
I think it's time to introduce this thread to 2005. Thanks for the link to this Hoolign classic, FM. :)
We're all welcome! :D It's one of my faves. :cool:

hoolign
10-01-2007, 01:58 AM
Did I ever tell the story about the time I went to Pacific Fresh Fish and ordered a pound of pickerel sphincters and a 9 volt battery?
Well I think it may be about time for the story Brown :D

~FM
10-01-2007, 02:23 AM
Scrotum has apparently, permanently left the building. I just checked the members list to see if he EVER posted and he isn't even on it anymore. :idea:

hoolign
10-01-2007, 02:27 AM
Scrotum has apparently, permanently left the building. I just checked the members list to see if he EVER posted and he isn't even on it anymore. :idea:
I think it was in fear of Brown telling the story,,scrotum isnt far from the sphincter:D

~FM
10-01-2007, 02:30 AM
I bet he had a lot of reasons to high-tail it out of here. :idea: :D