Garage door opener. NEED HELP

[Kilrtoy]

My garage door opener just took a dump. I need a whole new system. Anyone on these boards do that in the valley or know anyone..... burningm

[TroubIeOnWater]

Don't you know any porn stars that can help???
Porn stars are always "handy" with things.
Actually, go to home depot and get one. It's a pretty easy job.

[Kilrtoy]

I do know a few!
But they only look good on my couch, not at installing things........

[TroubIeOnWater]

What if they install them while they are NAKED?? and they require a nice steamy intermission from all their hard installation work?
Porn stars should be good at connecting things. After all that is what they do for a living. So ERECTING a certain project should come natural to them.
[ July 18, 2003, 09:35 PM: Message edited by: TroubIeOnWater ]

[Duck]

I hear the screw type are the best for sectional
door, and the porn chicks do love to screw.

[25 Eagle]

Try a Wayne Dalton with the I-Drive opener. I like it because the unit is over the door, and the ceiling is clean. Look them up, their on the web.