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Liberator TJ1984
01-30-2003, 10:51 AM
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> Man who run in front of car get tired.
> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

bordsmnj
01-30-2003, 11:02 AM
lmfao..that went good with first coffee.

timitunnel
01-30-2003, 10:28 PM
Man who marry woman with big titts feels high.
Man who marry woman with small titts feels low.

MOPAR2YA
01-30-2003, 10:36 PM
Liberator TJ1984:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> Man who run in front of car get tired.
> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> Crowded elevator smell different to midget. LMAO :D :D :D

yehishqkameena
01-31-2003, 12:45 PM
ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio

Blown 472
01-31-2003, 12:46 PM
yehishqkameena:
ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c

Liberator TJ1984
01-31-2003, 01:14 PM
Go stay with your Uncle Saddam for the next month or so , he can explain it to you :rolleyes:
If he can't just hang around town for a while longer ,it will soon be obvious..... devil
[ January 31, 2003, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Liberator TJ1984 ]

HCS
01-31-2003, 01:14 PM
Blown 472:
yehishqkameena:
ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c Now it makes sence!. wink

Liberator TJ1984
01-31-2003, 01:18 PM
Blown 472:
yehishqkameena:
ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c Yea ! What He Said only Double

yehishqkameena
01-31-2003, 03:07 PM
Blown 472:
yehishqkameena:
ok so that did not make sense at all .... where did u get that from ur kindergarden portfolio fkjas;lkfjasld;j;aklsdf';sjkldl;fjdfjl;djfadkljfl; c how very kind of u to translate it 4 me blown .i really appreciate it .and to think i thought u were @#$$@#$^%

Liberator TJ1984
01-31-2003, 03:53 PM
mujh se bach ke rehna.mein hoon eik sharara aur mein nagin jaise daste hoon
This would mean ?????

spectratoad
02-02-2003, 01:26 PM
Hey Yashimama,
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Alishathemoron1.JPG :D :D :D

rivercrazy
02-03-2003, 10:34 AM
Man who eat jelly bean fart in technicolor
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

Rod-64
02-03-2003, 11:03 AM
Confucious say:
School boy, who fool around with school girl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. :D

Raskal
02-03-2003, 11:44 PM
many bolts to make crib and one screw to fill it smile_sp

mbrown2
02-04-2003, 12:02 AM
It is easier to meet girl in park, then park meat in girl
[ February 04, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: mbrown2 ]

Desert Rat
02-04-2003, 02:51 PM
Man who screw woman on mountain side get piece on earth
Girl who fly upside down in airplane have crack-up

Liberator TJ1984
02-04-2003, 03:31 PM
Monkey on bottom limb, catch most shit !

Sangster
02-04-2003, 03:44 PM
Confucious say: smile_sp smile_sp Put Out or Swim.... smile_sp smile_sp