MRS FLYIN VEE
10-31-2003, 10:06 AM
> A girl came skipping home from school one day. " Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but i counted to 10.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 see?"
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> "Very good," said her mother.
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>" Is it because i'm blonde Mommy?"
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> "yes it's because your blonde."
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> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,"We were saying our alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but i went all the way to G. a,b,c,d,e,f,g. See?"
>"very good," said her mother.
>"is it because i'm blonde mommy?"
>"yes, it's because your blonde."
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "mommy, mommy," she yelled. "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests but i have these!"
>" very good ." said her embarresed mother.
> Is it because i'm blonde mommy?"
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> " No ,honey, it's because you are 24." :rolleyes:
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> "Very good," said her mother.
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>" Is it because i'm blonde Mommy?"
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> "yes it's because your blonde."
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> The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,"We were saying our alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but i went all the way to G. a,b,c,d,e,f,g. See?"
>"very good," said her mother.
>"is it because i'm blonde mommy?"
>"yes, it's because your blonde."
>The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "mommy, mommy," she yelled. "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests but i have these!"
>" very good ." said her embarresed mother.
> Is it because i'm blonde mommy?"
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> " No ,honey, it's because you are 24." :rolleyes: