Excuses Why Rat isnt Boating this Weekend...Add your Own> [Archive]

HammerDown

10-31-2003, 03:42 PM

Sorry Bro...this should be fun (I'll Start)...lets take it to 100 (that won't be hard)...LOL
1). I already put Winter time air in the Trailer Tires.:D:p

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 03:45 PM

I already put the 47 coats of wintertime WAX on it....:eek: :rolleyes:

Wet Dream

10-31-2003, 03:45 PM

#3 There was a cloud in the sky. I didn't want to risk the chance of getting the boat wet. :D

Wet Dream

10-31-2003, 04:22 PM

#4)
I had to pluck the grey out of my goatee.
(That takes hours) :D

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 04:28 PM

Already put in the Winter Oil.....:rolleyes:

HammerDown

10-31-2003, 04:39 PM

#6) Uh...the boats covered, and theres no wrinkles in it:D

Wet Dream

10-31-2003, 04:48 PM

#7) I'd have to check the fuel level again. (2nd time in 3 years)

HammerDown

10-31-2003, 04:55 PM

#8) Uh....ROTFLMAO (i cant take it) someone do #8 for me. I think I wet my shorts.:D

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 05:04 PM

#8 I think I lost the keys.....:rolleyes:

HammerDown

10-31-2003, 05:08 PM

#9). Sorry, i just waxed my trailer.:D

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 05:14 PM

#10 I already took the battery out.....;)

HammerDown

10-31-2003, 05:21 PM

#11). I'm watching paint dry:p

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 05:26 PM

#12 The River is to WET!!!!!:eek:

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 06:44 PM

#13 If i go and mike finds out he will want to go skiing

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 06:45 PM

#14 if i take mike skiiing he will fall and splash water on my wax

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:45 PM

#15 the water is too cold and might cause stress cracks

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:46 PM

#16 its been so long since i been there i might get lost

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:49 PM

#17 i might hit part of Blown Daytonas pier that got washed away during isabell (self inflected)

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:49 PM

#18 low tide is coming (self inflicted)

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:51 PM

#19 i had a dream. I dreamed that my gelcoat would rust from the salt water

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:51 PM

#20 Hell might freeze over if take my boat out that many times in a year

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:52 PM

#21 my insurance rates might go up even further

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:54 PM

#22 there could be a problem at the power plant and they would spill oil and stain my gelcoat

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:55 PM

#23 mike might bring his jetboat and blow that piece of shit up and spill oil and stain my gelcoat

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:58 PM

#24 i got my garage door open, but the Harley is in the way

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 08:58 PM

#25 the liquor store ran out of Keystone Lights

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 09:00 PM

#26 by the time i changed the winter grease in my trailer bearings the tide would go out

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 09:03 PM

#27 by the time i changed the winter oil in my pump the tide would go out

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 09:11 PM

#28 im waiting for the REAL indian summer

miketsouth

10-31-2003, 09:15 PM

#29
:D :D :D :D :D
:wink:
Its all love Brotha Rat, all love

DansBlown73Nordic

10-31-2003, 11:36 PM

#30 Its to late, Ive Already installed the winter Armor-All.....:rolleyes:

fat rat

11-01-2003, 05:25 AM

LMAO..........I busted a gut last nite.........you Guy's are to much.:D I never realized there was so many excuses not go boating! I printed a copy for next summer. :D I bet a few people get out this weekend.

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 05:33 AM

#31). I have to go Antiqueing with my wife.:D

miketsouth

11-01-2003, 05:55 AM

#33
Well, i would have to bring it out in the morning, at high tide and the air temperatures then would upset the blower ratio

miketsouth

11-01-2003, 06:34 AM

#34
I got so excited thinkin about it last nite that i got drunk and now im too sick and hungover

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:41 AM

#35). I'm exhausted from Trick or Treating.

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:42 AM

#36). Bomber should be back any year now:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:43 AM

#37). I really ment Indian Summer 2010:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:44 AM

#38). I don't see any Indians...how can I be sure it's Indian Summer?:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:45 AM

#39). I'm going for my anual Mullet Shape-up:p

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:46 AM

#40). I'm waiting for Nitro to finnish is boat:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:48 AM

#41). I'm waxing my Rake for when the leaves fall...then I'll use my neighbors rake...hey, his isnt waxed!:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:49 AM

#42). Sun is bad for Gel Coat.:p

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 06:51 AM

#43). I've got "waxers elbo" ...but I love it:D

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:52 AM

#44 I'm tired up pulling hairs out of my air cleaners

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:53 AM

#45 I'm too busy making excuses why I can't go

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:55 AM

#46 The van is dirty

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:56 AM

#47 I can't find the pin for the hitch

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:56 AM

#48 I might actually have fun and want to do it again.

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:58 AM

#49 I'd have to grease the bearings

Wet Dream

11-01-2003, 06:59 AM

#50 I don't have any room for the cooler

DansBlown73Nordic

11-01-2003, 09:35 AM

#51 I have lost the trailer Ball.....:rolleyes:

DansBlown73Nordic

11-01-2003, 09:36 AM

#52 The sun is shining. It hurts my eyes.....:rolleyes:

DansBlown73Nordic

11-01-2003, 09:37 AM

#53 The sun is to brite it will bleach my grey hair WHITE!!!:p

DansBlown73Nordic

11-01-2003, 09:38 AM

#54 Im to old for this boating stuff.....;)

DansBlown73Nordic

11-01-2003, 09:41 AM

#55 Im waiting for the Viagera to wear off. Im afraid I can't turn the steering wheel......LMAO:D

HammerDown

11-01-2003, 02:33 PM

#56). Hammer might show up with that "Weed" stuff and make me drink some:eek: :D

fat rat

11-02-2003, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by HammerDown
#8) Uh....ROTFLMAO (i cant take it) someone do #8 for me. I think I wet my shorts.:D
You think you wet your's.............I know I wet mine more than once. :D

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:12 AM

now for Sundays excuses..
#58
I had to go to church, and when it was done the tide went out

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:14 AM

#59
MikeT would come and make another video and i would have download it and lie (again) about how good it was

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:15 AM

#60
My wife couldnt come so neither can i

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:15 AM

#61
I wet my pants several times yesterday and dont have any more clean ones

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:17 AM

#62
Since i already made so many excuses for Saturday i wouldnt want to loose momemtum and ruin it by going out Sunday

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:19 AM

#63
Im going out with Blown Daytona

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 07:20 AM

#64
I waxed the boat Saturday and it hasnt 'cured' yet

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 07:32 AM

#65). I'm wearing my favorite "N-Sync" t-shirt...don't want to get that baby wet!:D

DansBlown73Nordic

11-02-2003, 07:47 AM

Hammer....You out did your self on this thread. Funny as Hell....:D

fat rat

11-02-2003, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by miketsouth
#63
Im going out with Blown Daytona
Actually...............Blown Daytona went out with Hot Rod!;)

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 09:41 AM

ida been there. only problem i can see it that i cant keep up with either of them boats, in any kind of water.
I would have liked to seen both of them though. Whatever at least i got to go somewhere.

Wet Dream

11-02-2003, 09:55 AM

#66 I don't want to have to rake the leaves out of the boat.

DansBlown73Nordic

11-02-2003, 10:24 AM

#67 I don't want the Holloweeners waxing it.....:yuk:

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 02:12 PM

#68). Well ya know with setting the clocks back and all....by the time I finally would have made up my mind to maybe kinda think about going boating..........................it would ah been dark:D

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:33 PM

Just armor-alled the trailer tires

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:34 PM

One of the grab handles is at the polisher's

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:36 PM

There's a gravel stuck in one of the trailer tires

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:41 PM

Too hungry, maybe after dinner.

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:42 PM

Too tired, maybe tomorrow.

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:44 PM

The tow vehicle's at the detailer's.

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:46 PM

You want me to have to wax that M**********r AGAIN?

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:47 PM

The spark plugs are at the polisher's

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:50 PM

Too busy removing, waxing, and reinstalling the lug nuts-- one at a time!:rolleyes:

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:52 PM

One of the clearance lights is kinda dim.

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 02:55 PM

There's a dinged place on the license plate! @#*^&%#@$%~!!!

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:00 PM

That A**hole Manic Mechanic might show up and tie his piece of shit outboard to my boat!.......;) Tim :D

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:06 PM

The leaves! Leaves in the water!

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:30 PM

#82 Hoss!

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:33 PM

#83 Or The Viking!

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:35 PM

#84 Hoss AND The Viking!;)
Tim

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:43 PM

16 to go Rat, this ought to excuse you all next year! ROFLMAO!!
Tim;)

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 03:50 PM

#85 Bugs! let's not forget Bugs on my boat! The horrer!

DansBlown73Nordic

11-02-2003, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by MANIC MECHANIC
That A**hole Manic Mechanic might show up and tie his piece of shit outboard to my boat!.......;) Tim :D
LMFAO!!!!!!!:D

DansBlown73Nordic

11-02-2003, 04:00 PM

#86 My anchor rope is to short....:rolleyes:

DansBlown73Nordic

11-02-2003, 04:01 PM

#87 my trailer bunks are still wet from the last time out...:rolleyes:

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 04:22 PM

#88
after that drenching i got in Raystown i aint NEVER taking my boat out again

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 04:29 PM

#89). I had a dream I use my Boat...so I'm good for another year.....or three:p :D

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 04:33 PM

#90). I spent the weekend Waxing Pumpkins....hey, they match my Boat.

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 04:36 PM

#91-A). I dont have matching towels like Hammer has for his boat...whats up with that.
#91-B). My fung-schuaay is off this weekend.

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 04:40 PM

#92). HotRod "Cargo Taped" me to my light post in front of my house....I was there all weekend!
Luckily I had my N-Sync Tee shirt on...Justin Timberlake Rocks yum-yum:D

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 05:00 PM

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!

shirkey4750

11-02-2003, 05:45 PM

Spent all day at the river trying to think of one. after a tank of gas and a few coors lights, still couldn't think of one. But I sure could think of a hundred why I should go, so I went, So did PE 857,Jay and Tara, Skeeboo and Debby.

HammerDown

11-02-2003, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by shirkey4750
Spent all day at the river trying to think of one. after a tank of gas and a few coors lights, still couldn't think of one.
WHAT...here I'll help ya out. It's as easy as this>
. "I woke up, saw the Sunshine and warm temps...but my N-Sync Tee shirt was in the laundry basket...so no boatinn fo me this weekend"
Or>
I had to wax my Trailer Light Bulbs!
See, it's just that easy...now you try before all the excuses are use up (like that could ever happen).
:D

MANIC MECHANIC

11-02-2003, 06:35 PM

Shirkey, do me a favor and tell Jim to send me an E-Mail and send me one yourself. My computer crashed and I lost all my address's. E-Mail address's are no longer available on the forum and the E-mail function has been disabled. Thanks. Tim:)

miketsouth

11-02-2003, 06:59 PM

#93
i was going to go but i couldnt find my bottle of instant wax

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:30 PM

#94
The trailer springs are squeaking. :D

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:35 PM

#95
My bearing seals are leaking. :)

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:37 PM

#96
My tag light is out. :D

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:39 PM

#97
The trailer tires are dry rotted. :D

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:40 PM

#98
Spent too much on wax, now I can't afford gas. :D :D

supersoaker509

11-03-2003, 03:44 PM

#99
The trailer brakes are out of adjustment. :D

miketsouth

11-03-2003, 04:30 PM

#100 I have to attend a gay rights demonstration

HammerDown

11-03-2003, 06:13 PM

Well thats it...100 excuses why our pal Ratso won't go Boating.
Make that 100 out of a Million or so.
There will be an offical "reading of Rats excuses" at the next anual BOTE gathering.
Until then...:p

fat rat

11-03-2003, 06:58 PM

We all gotta a 100 or so of whatever's..................:wink: :p :D

Wet Dream

11-05-2003, 05:01 PM

#101)
If I go, there'll be 100 reasons not to go the next time

HammerDown

12-17-2003, 06:18 PM

Bump for the BOTE Homies...funny stuff:D

HammerDown

07-02-2004, 04:00 PM

So was the list read???:D

HammerDown

07-02-2004, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by fat rat
LMAO. I never realized there was so many excuses not go boating!
Yea...ok:rolleyes: :p

HammerDown

07-02-2004, 04:07 PM

just made me fall out of my chair....again :D

fat rat

07-02-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by HammerDown
Yea...ok:rolleyes: :p
Know really this time I have a "Real" excuse.............trust me on this one. I still may make it. :rolleyes:

Wet Dream

07-02-2004, 07:48 PM

Right on Hammer!!!
A blast from the past. :D

DansBlown73Nordic

07-02-2004, 08:17 PM

# 101....I can't go till I change the air in the tires....:eek:

Bass Cop

07-03-2004, 05:55 AM

(102) My new headers are made from pvc...they might melt!:yuk:

miketsouth

07-03-2004, 07:02 AM

There will be other people on the river

miketsouth

07-03-2004, 07:03 AM

I didnt have time to wax it yet today

fat rat

07-05-2004, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by miketsouth
I didnt have time to wax it yet today
MikeT/SE...................did you make it out last weekend?

miketsouth

07-05-2004, 06:39 PM

Look, Brother Rat: I came to the shop today to learn some more wax techniques and gather some excuses...Looks like i succeded in the former, but failed on the latter.
I am glad i got the pass. That was the only 'plan' i had. Really happy to get out again. Never better water, i dont think. I got home in good time with little traffic.
Maybe next weekend will be good.
mikeT/SE