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21rayson
10-31-2003, 05:20 PM
Enjoy The joke!
A professor at the Texas A&M was giving a lecture on the
supernatural.To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats!"

HalletDave
10-31-2003, 05:32 PM
I was not aware that Hoss went to Texas A&M.:D

JetBoatRich
10-31-2003, 11:43 PM
City Cop
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Jasmine on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-01-2003, 09:02 AM
LMFAO! great joke's. :D

JetBoatRich
11-17-2003, 07:46 PM
The blonde and brunette sisters!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable." The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly, ... com-for-da-bul."

Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 07:49 PM
I think bubba is toplesses new love interest

fourspeednup
11-17-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by JetBoatRich
The blonde and brunette sisters!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable." The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly, ... com-for-da-bul."
Scary thought: The blonde is gonna drive a truck with a trailer:D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 07:53 PM
ROTFLMAO!! that is funny.. do you know us my sister is a bruenette and i am well the other.. LOL!! :D

Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 08:00 PM
We need to check the carpet

fourspeednup
11-17-2003, 08:03 PM
Carpet? What about linoleum?;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
We need to check the carpet
no carpet here buddy.. :D :D

fourspeednup
11-17-2003, 08:09 PM
That's more like it:eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:10 PM
gets in the way.. LOL!! :D :eek:

likwidsukr
11-17-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
no carpet here buddy.. :D :D
Hell yeah more interesting here, linoleum is sweet!!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:16 PM
LMAO!! and smooth goin down.. :D :p

JetBoatRich
11-17-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
no carpet here buddy.. :D :D
I am glad we get to know so much about each other here;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:19 PM
if only you knew.. :D it's our secret.. :D :D

Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 08:20 PM
Grow a little for an inspection, did I tell you that is my second job, Carpet cleaner

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:22 PM
OH are you talking to me know that i have no carpet.. what are you bored.. :yuk: i can't grow it.. i can't stand it.. :D :D

Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 08:23 PM
No about to get off, and no not that way , the computer

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-17-2003, 08:24 PM
LOL!! so get off .. i need to catch up.. :D :D

Kilrtoy
11-17-2003, 10:43 PM
your falling behind again

JetBoatRich
11-18-2003, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
your falling behind again
Wasn't she ahead of you like a 100 post the other day :eek: