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Mandelon
10-31-2003, 10:17 PM
She flirts as much as I do.........This could be bad....:D Family is nice, but HEY NOW, I am having those nasty thoughts....:D :D :D

THE VIKING
10-31-2003, 10:36 PM
Well, **** her brains out, man, what are you waiting for.
The viking

Chase
11-01-2003, 06:51 AM
HELLO............Pictures???????????????

JetBoatRich
11-01-2003, 07:25 AM
Nice to have a view from the window;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-01-2003, 08:35 AM
don't worry mandelon it is your's and you can wash it as fast as you want to. let's see some pics of her i can use some eye candy myself i'm sure mr. vee wouldn't mind some either. :D we haven't had many pics of anything lately so tag your it. :D ;)

JetBoatRich
11-01-2003, 09:10 AM
pictures would help in this situation
:rolleyes:

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-01-2003, 09:44 AM
where is mandelon is he gettin a sneeky peeky this morning?

RiverToysJas
11-01-2003, 09:50 AM
I used to have a Hottie across the street! Your front yard will never look better, with all the time you'll be spending out there. Just wait until she washes her car!!!! :eek: :D

DansBlown73Nordic
11-01-2003, 09:50 AM
He is next door trying to peak in her windows....:rolleyes:

257
11-01-2003, 10:06 AM
He probably went trick or treating and stayed the night for the treat , have breakfast about now

THE VIKING
11-01-2003, 12:27 PM
Well dude, any intercourse???
The viking.

Mandelon
11-01-2003, 02:18 PM
I am busy working my magic.....:D

Just Tool'n
11-01-2003, 03:06 PM
Becareful about it.
When we moved into the house we are in now, there is a hot mid 40ish woman across the street.
One day when working with one of my dealers a guy that I know really well say's "how do you like your new house"
To which I reply" I love it, especially the woman who lives across the street, man does she have a great body"
To which he say's " becareful now, that is my sister you are talking about there" !
Open mouth insert foot!

HCS
11-01-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
I am busy working my magic.....:D
OK.....How does she rate?
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sandblasted
11-01-2003, 07:18 PM
Some simple advice.....Flirt with her but never cross the line...If she is that hot then fantasize about her while you bang the 'ole lady' and for God's sake don't say her name while you are in the heat of passion with your wife!:D

HOSS
11-01-2003, 08:18 PM
Mandelon,,,,stay true to your love. Its just not nice. Drink about 15-18 Bud Lights then about 10 swigs of Jack black(?) and the next day you`ll be a changed man. I saw the LIGHT. Its bright. The Lord will help me live through near death. This hangover `bout dang near did me in.

THE VIKING
11-01-2003, 11:17 PM
C'mon guys, help him to find the courage, why not go with the flow and buy some flowers, work the magic???? Whatever that may be.
And THEN bang her till she cry out for more, and ends up walking like John ****in' Wayne.
Just my opinion.
The viking.

Mullet
11-02-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
I am busy working my magic.....:D
Since when are roofies considered magic?