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fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:18 PM
This is in good humor and fun.........we all know Hammer isn't an easy person to satisfy when it comes to accomodations.........I think most of us have heard him complain about one thing or another.
So let me start this off :wink: :p :D
1. The parking lot is not paved.
2. I can't see my boat from my bed!
3. The towells don't match my boat interior.
I'm starting to get that ROTFLMAO feeling.:D
Nothin but love...........Bro.
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:20 PM
#4 there arent enough toilet paper rolls
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:20 PM
#5 the walls arent thick enough
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:21 PM
#6 the place looks like stalag 17
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:21 PM
#7 mike wants a ride in my boat
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:22 PM
#8 mike wants me to take him waterskiing
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:23 PM
#9 this water makes my boat porpous
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:25 PM
#10 this water dries in the sun and leaves spots on my gelcoat (this must be exclusively an eliminator thing, and i think that is one of the excuses Rat used not to come)
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:27 PM
#11 someones lookin at me (thus the 'whatchu lookin at):D
HammerDown
11-05-2003, 08:27 PM
ROTFLMAO...now this I like. And it's only because I know my pal Ratso feels the SAME WAY...sooooo let the fun continue:D
miketsouth
11-05-2003, 08:29 PM
#12 someone pinched my weed
fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:30 PM
12. Someone left a pee tribble on my toilet rim.
fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:31 PM
13. There's to many boats in the parking lot.
HammerDown
11-05-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
12. Someone left a pee tribble on my toilet rim.
OK...I just fell out of my F'ing chair laughing.:D :D :D :D
fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:42 PM
14. What the F#$k................they have a check out time!
fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:44 PM
15. What no steak...........with my continental breakfast.
fat rat
11-05-2003, 08:57 PM
!6, what do ya mean, no "Room Service"!
Rexone
11-06-2003, 01:24 AM
its raining :D
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 03:28 AM
#17 you mean i got to drive all the way over there to the boat ramp?
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 03:28 AM
#18 these bastards dont even provide firewood for the bondfire
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 03:29 AM
#19 and i got to drive for 30 minutes to get a sirloin to cook on the fire
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:03 AM
20. it's not raining
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:04 AM
21. the launch ramp is wet
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:05 AM
22. the ice isn't cold enough
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:06 AM
23. my shower water isn't hot enough
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:10 AM
24. there's a "Pub" behind my toilet (pubic hair)
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:12 AM
25. Bass cop wasn't invited last year
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:14 AM
26. the sheets aren't at least a 300 thread count
fat rat
11-06-2003, 05:15 AM
27. rooms don't have a blow dryer
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:43 AM
28 Not enough water pressure
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:44 AM
29 The water is brown
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:45 AM
30 The walls are concrete.
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:45 AM
31 The sky is falling
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:46 AM
32 There is a curfew
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:46 AM
33 I can't check in at 8 am
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:51 AM
34 The buffet sucked (Legit)
Wet Dream
11-06-2003, 06:53 AM
35 IT'S GAY
blown daytona
11-06-2003, 09:32 AM
I just felll out of my chair!!You guys are to much!!! When is Anna happening anyway, so we can hear Hammer complain some more:D
HammerDown
11-06-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by blown daytona
I just felll out of my chair!!You guys are to much!!! When is Anna happening anyway, so we can hear Hammer complain some more:D
Uh, Mr BlownDaytona...don't even think about us starting a thread about you:rolleyes: ..Mr. "I have grab handles that I don't want anyone to grab"...OR ...Cup holders that I can't allow cups in etc...OK:rolleyes: :p :D
PS you were at Havre 03...but how about your Boat>:D nuff said.
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 01:30 PM
yep one story i heard was from Rats wife. She said she was skiing close to Blown Daytonas boat so pics could be taken and some spray got up on the sides and he had to stop to wipe of the spray.
Shit, he didnt like the fact that i was breathing the AIR around his boat.
#36 i have to drive all the way back to Philly to get one of my corvettes
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 01:35 PM
#38 the water is too salty (you moderators just KILL me)
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 01:37 PM
#39 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WONT LET US PUT A BOAT IN THE SWIMMING POOL!!!!
Dr. Eagle
11-06-2003, 02:05 PM
#40 That fiberglass patch I made stuck the boat to the trailer
miketsouth
11-06-2003, 03:49 PM
#41 the only silverware in the cabin is a pizza cutter
wideopen545
11-06-2003, 05:10 PM
hey why you keep taking my picture
wideopen545
11-06-2003, 05:14 PM
my room smells like sweat socks i think
fat rat
11-06-2003, 08:06 PM
44. whatcha mean...........***boat.com is not available here!
fat rat
11-06-2003, 08:07 PM
45. the pillows won't fluff
fat rat
11-06-2003, 08:09 PM
45. someone invited...................Bass Cop
fat rat
11-06-2003, 08:13 PM
46. I found another pee dribble...............I think it's 737's or maybe Nova ST's.
HammerDown
11-06-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
21. the launch ramp is wet
Uh...that one sounds like one of yours pal.
Mine would be more like> I'm not reall happy with the angle of the ramp:p
fat rat
11-07-2003, 03:52 AM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Uh...that one sounds like one of yours pal.
Mine would be more like> I'm not reall happy with the angle of the ramp:p
I guess your right...............I'll take that one back and replace it with;
21. Launch ramp doesn't have valet parking. ;) :D
fat rat
11-07-2003, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Uh, Mr BlownDaytona...don't even think about us starting a thread about you:rolleyes: ..Mr. "I have grab handles that I don't want anyone to grab"...OR ...Cup holders that I can't allow cups in etc...OK:rolleyes: :p :D
PS you were at Havre 03...but how about your Boat>:D nuff said.
I just busted a Gut..........I'm glad I didn't read this last nite.:D
fat rat
11-07-2003, 05:17 AM
47. No Philly Cheese Steak on the menu
miketsouth
11-07-2003, 05:41 AM
#48 This aint a REAL philly cheese steak!
Ranz1
11-07-2003, 07:46 AM
:D :D :D I cant wait to hook up with you guys next year:D :D :D Thats som funny sh!! :D :D :D
blown daytona
11-07-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Uh, Mr BlownDaytona...don't even think about us starting a thread about you:rolleyes: ..Mr. "I have grab handles that I don't want anyone to grab"...OR ...Cup holders that I can't allow cups in etc...OK:rolleyes: :p :D
PS you were at Havre 03...but how about your Boat>:D nuff said. I couldnt deal with my grab handles getting fingerprints on them or my cupholders getting condensation in them from a cold beer or two:D Maybe Ill try again next year:cool:
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:08 AM
48. The water in my room doen't taste like "City Water"
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:09 AM
49. The house keepers aren't sexy enough
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:10 AM
50. my room doesn't have a water view
Half way there.:D
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:13 AM
51. not only can't I see my boat............but I can't see my "Boy's" boat.:D
miketsouth
11-08-2003, 07:15 AM
#52
I cant even see 'my boy' anymore:D ;)
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:36 AM
53. My "Boy".............can't see me!
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:37 AM
55. Toilet paper is not "Charmin"
fat rat
11-08-2003, 07:38 AM
56. the rooms don't have towel warmers
miketsouth
11-08-2003, 05:43 PM
#57 the sandbar moved
miketsouth
11-08-2003, 05:43 PM
#58 the bottom is muddy
MANIC MECHANIC
11-08-2003, 06:07 PM
The *#*&%^% Helicopter keeps blowing the cover off my boat.
MANIC MECHANIC
11-08-2003, 06:11 PM
MikeT wins all the raffle prizes.
MANIC MECHANIC
11-08-2003, 06:14 PM
I am uncomfortable with a 2000 lb helicopter over my head.
MANIC MECHANIC
11-08-2003, 06:33 PM
Manic Mechanic's wife didn't make enough cherry cheesecake:(
737jetmech
11-08-2003, 08:03 PM
#63 Having a problem with the air quality in the Wild Cherry after I used the rest room!:D
Sorry Bud !!!
737jetmech
11-08-2003, 08:11 PM
#64 Problems dealing with the fact of only having one oven mit for a towel until we acquired some real ones.
737jetmech
11-08-2003, 08:15 PM
#65 Problems asking the locals where to get fire wood ... again! Its not GAY !!!:D
737jetmech
11-08-2003, 08:21 PM
#66 Getting a black eye from Rats (gay ass) swim platform ... ya had to see it to believe it!:D
fat rat
11-10-2003, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by 737jetmech
#66 Getting a black eye from Rats (gay ass) swim platform ... ya had to see it to believe it!:D
Hey, I resemble that remark.:D
67. Make that at least a 400 count sheet............300 is not quite crisp enough.
fat rat
11-10-2003, 05:39 PM
68. why does "Wet"...................get the Penthouse suite!
fat rat
11-10-2003, 05:42 PM
69. This might be "Hammer's favorite #..............:cool:
737jetmech
11-10-2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
Hey, I resemble that remark.:D
67. Make that at least a 400 count sheet............300 is not quite crisp enough.
That statment was taken directly from Hammer after he hit the platform.
shirkey4750
11-11-2003, 06:10 PM
Rat wouldn't let me play in the Hydro!!!http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/120Im000568-med.jpg
HammerDown
11-11-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by shirkey4750
Rat wouldn't let me play in the Hydro!!!http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/120Im000568-med.jpg
Thats because your Hydro dosent have "Gay Swim Steps":D
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by shirkey4750
Rat wouldn't let me play in the Hydro!!!http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/120Im000568-med.jpg
I couldn't imagine going 90+ in your hydro on the water..........so I got to pretend on land. :cool:
70. Rat has "Gay Swimm platforms".:D
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:35 AM
71. Lake Anna doen't have a.............."Wild Cherry".
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:36 AM
72. Raystown Lake doen't have a............."Bass Cop".
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:39 AM
73. Harve de Grace doen't have either.
Can you imagine Bass cop staying at the Wild Cherry.:D
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:43 AM
74. Crystall Inn doen't have bed vibrators.
fat rat
11-12-2003, 04:45 AM
75. Crystall Inn's blow dryer's don't put out enough........CFM's.
miketsouth
11-12-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by fat rat
73. Harve de Grace doen't have either.
Can you imagine Bass cop staying at the Wild Cherry.:D
How do you say 'airtight'
fat rat
11-12-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by miketsouth
How do you say 'airtight'
Vacuum.:eek:
fat rat
11-12-2003, 07:24 PM
76. Speaking of vacuum............they missed a spot!
fat rat
11-12-2003, 07:26 PM
77. Speaking of spot............I think they missed cleaning the mirror!
fat rat
11-12-2003, 07:28 PM
78. Speaking of mirror's................they are not full length!
HammerDown
11-12-2003, 08:38 PM
Well Ratso, I do like a clean crib! ;)
But unlike you, I don't wax the linoleum floor in the kitchen.:p
fat rat
11-13-2003, 04:37 AM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Well Ratso, I do like a clean crib! ;)
But unlike you, I don't wax the linoleum floor in the kitchen.:p
I don't wax the kitchen floor either.........the garage floor, well thats a different story. I will admit, I like a clean crib also. :wink:
HammerDown
11-15-2003, 09:52 AM
Stuck on 78 huh...Ok I better help out here.
#79. At the next BOTE I'll most likley complain about how (I )had to add to this list.:p :D
PS. Ratso(wax-boys) list sure went alot faster that this one...hey, was that another complaint...look at this, I'm handing them to ya's:D
Nova ST
11-15-2003, 04:00 PM
#80 There was no one around to help me launch my boat.:)
Dr. Eagle
11-15-2003, 10:32 PM
#81 Forgot the mask and snorkel...
Dr. Eagle
11-15-2003, 10:33 PM
#82 all of my rope is worn out...how can I tie up to the dock??
miketsouth
11-19-2003, 04:36 PM
#83
mikeT might bump into my nice Daytona with his POS Sterling
miketsouth
11-19-2003, 04:37 PM
#84
How come ALL the boats arent as pretty or fast as mine!
miketsouth
11-19-2003, 04:38 PM
#85
Bob's too 'casual'
(thats right Bro, i watched the video twice)
HammerDown
11-19-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by miketsouth
#85
Bob's too 'casual'
(thats right Bro, i watched the video twice)
F'ing A...ROTFLMAO...and he is the King of Casual:D
HammerDown
11-21-2003, 03:25 PM
Only 85 huh...your guys are weak. Damm I just gave ya another one:p :D
HammerDown
11-21-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by 737jetmech
#63 Having a problem with the air quality in the Wild Cherry after I used the rest room!:D
Sorry Bud !!!
"having a problem"...to say the least. That was more like poison gas used in a Chemical war.:eek: And it even raised the air temp of the Wild Cherry!:D
fat rat
11-23-2003, 10:07 AM
I've been scratching my head all week, just tapped out of ideas, so thought I would take a break (writers cramp)..........let's see if I can come up with one more.
#86. there's no ***boat.com available in his room.........whats up with that! lol
fat rat
11-23-2003, 10:27 AM
87. there's no Hot Boat rags in the bathroom (reading material)
miketsouth
11-30-2003, 05:49 AM
#88
"That tow vehicle is not Un-American"
fat rat
11-30-2003, 04:03 PM
89. If any thing is imported........where's it from
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 04:37 PM
Even if it's made in america,It's probably got foreign steel in it!
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 04:46 PM
" Before I can buy your product,I'll need (in triplicut of course) a certified, notorized list of all your suppliers, including thier addresses,
and a list of all employees, along with assurances from the federal government that they are all American citizens, as well
as a.......":D
Tim
HammerDown
11-30-2003, 04:48 PM
Man...you guys are really streeeeetching here.
OK here's one I'll give ya...
"What do ya mean MANIC MECHANIC wener dog isnt here!:rolleyes: "
Now thats a good one:wink:
Lets get back on track people...only a few left.:p
Wet Dream
11-30-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Lets get back on track people...only a few left.:p
# 92 If you guys can't keep it TOPIC RELATED...I'll move it :D
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Man...you guys are really streeeeetching here.
OK here's one I'll give ya...
"What do ya mean MANIC MECHANIC wener dog isnt here!:rolleyes:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1191Bote3_008-med.jpg
LOL:D
Tim
Sorry, could'nt resist.;) now back to the topic.:)
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 05:30 PM
I smell a percentage of Iraqi oil in that fuel.
:wink:
Tim
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 05:39 PM
(with no boat at BOTE4) "yeah, with that #*&$%%#@$Caterpiller snowblower Moomawnster hooked me up with I ran right over the boat, blew shredded boat all over the yard!"
:D
Tim
MANIC MECHANIC
11-30-2003, 05:44 PM
Those little snow shovel toting S&^#@*&'s gouged me for 25 bucks a shot last winter!
fat rat
12-01-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by MANIC MECHANIC
Those little snow shovel toting S&^#@*&'s gouged me for 25 bucks a shot last winter!
Hey M&M go easy on them little guy's................there trying to earn a buck or two or more.
95. MikeT's new boat is "shinier" than mine
promod
12-02-2003, 06:32 AM
dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway not so bad it'll always get better it cain't get worse later taters
later
grant d:p :p :p :D smell that my nose is burning my eyes are watering i can't breath either
fat rat
12-08-2003, 08:21 PM
97. MikeT want's me to play drums at Anna
HammerDown
12-09-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
97. MikeT want's me to play drums at Anna
If someone brings em...I'll beat em...not worthy of a Hammer Down complaint...please deduct 2 points!:p
miketsouth
12-09-2003, 04:51 PM
#98
"you call them drums, Mike?" They aint nothing like my pearls that i've had since i was a rock star...i dont know if they are worthy. And whats with this Sabian shit. I play nothing but Zildjian!!":D :wink:
HammerDown
12-09-2003, 05:08 PM
Not Pearls, always LUDWIG!...deduct 1 point.
Correct about Zildjian...add 1 point.
fat rat
12-10-2003, 07:23 PM
I'm hoping all them +'s and -'s make it all even.:confused:
fat rat
12-17-2003, 05:39 PM
This thread might have to wait til after Anna 04........for some fresh idea's.:sleeping:
HammerDown
12-17-2003, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
This thread might have to wait til after Anna 04........for some fresh idea's.:sleeping:
Your "100 reasons why Rat Ain't Boating" Thread started on 10/31 and ended 11/04.... :rolleyes:
And there will be an offical reading of all Rats 101 excuses read at Anna 04...get ready for some rib busting laughter that night:p
fat rat
12-18-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Your "100 reasons why Rat Ain't Boating" Thread started on 10/31 and ended 11/04.... :rolleyes:
And there will be an offical reading of all Rats 101 excuses read at Anna 04...get ready for some rib busting laughter that night:p
I guess I better not miss a day of boating until after Anna. :o :D
HammerDown
12-18-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by fat rat
I guess I better not miss a day of boating until after Anna. :o :D
Uh...make that until after the next Raystown Lake Trip AFTER Labor Day 04:D
And then there's "Indian Summer"...04:rolleyes: :p
fat rat
12-18-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by HammerDown
Uh...make that until after the next Raystown Lake Trip AFTER Labor Day 04:D
And then there's "Indian Summer"...04:rolleyes: :p
Smells like roasted Rat......................for dinner.............at Raystown 04. :D Or I better git boatin.......I know nobody down in these parts would squeal, if i just happen to miss a couple days.:D
miketsouth
07-08-2004, 02:06 PM
#99.
Direct from Brother Hammer Himself.....
The "over easy eggs" got wet buggers in 'em...whats up wit dat?
HammerDown
07-08-2004, 02:27 PM
:D Fell out of my chair laughing. And no that wasen't a complaint.:D
mickeyfinn
07-08-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Rexone
its raining :D
This was between 16 and 17 and didn't get a number so I think that puts you at 100......:D