Brother Hammer (the song)

[miketsouth]

Since no one will invite me to go anywhere (basicly because i am too ugly, shit too close to the house, drag it in with my bare feet and use the F word in mixed company) i had nothing else to do today so i thought i would make Hammer a song.
Midi: Im Tore Down (almost level with the ground) F.King, E.Clapton
Percussion: Santa Cruz
Bass: Santa Cruz
Keyboard: Hammond B4
Vocal: MikeT
1.8meg 2min
(small enough for even the whimpiest of dialupers)
here it go:
Brother Hammer, the King (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mikejet/brotherhammer.mp3)
Lyrics
Brother Hammer, hes never satisfied its his thing
Brother Hammer, hes never satisfied its his thing
When it comes to complaining, you know hes the king
the parking lots not paved
and i cant see my boat from my bed
the walls aint thick enough
the pillows too hard for my head
there aint enough music roll
and the toilet seats got a lean
my shower water aint hot enough
and you know what else i seen
someone tribbled on the seat
and theres a pubic hair down there
and the place dont have a hair dryer
so i can dry my hair
The boat ramps to far away
and i got to wait in line
and i cant check in at 8am
and they have a check out time
now mike wants a ride in my boat
and that aint what i need
i look around to find out
someone pinched my weed

[Ranz1]

:D :D Good stuff

[HammerDown]

Awsome job Mike, a real toe tapper...no (complaints) here...lol:cool:

[miketsouth]

Done 'on the fly'. Shortened such that the Dialuppers could hear it. See, it worked.
I was gonna wait for the 100 and pick from the lot, but there was enough there (all bona fide) for a short rendition.
This particular one i have recorded seperate tracks so it could be easily modified.
I know this, if you listen to them songs on only a laptop without speakers they sound awfull. They are produced to sound good with plenty of watts.

[fat rat]

2 thumbs up.:cool:

[MANIC MECHANIC]

Very impressed once again, good job Mike.
Tim