You Know Your Getting Old When?

[Kilrtoy]

You walk into a food place and think to yourself , GOD THESE WALLS AND FLOORS ARE DIRTY

[LASERRAY]

Or you're wheeled-in.

[Kilrtoy]

you tell your kids to rinse out their glass and use it again.....

[LASERRAY]

You replace the roll of toliet paper.

[Kilrtoy]

you stop caring what the label on your cloths says

[anxious]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
you stop caring what the label on your cloths says
like shopping at walmart for clothes

[Kilrtoy]

hey I do that

[LASERRAY]

You can't remember the last time you wore underwear.

[Kilrtoy]

thats too much info brotha man

[LASERRAY]

When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street.

[Cheap Thrills]

The Viagra isnt working anymore :eek:
C.T. :wink:

[Kilrtoy]

When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street
I wanted to do that at 16

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street
I wanted to do that at 16
I want to do it now, at 36!

[Kilrtoy]

When 55 is no longer an old lady

[anxious]

your called grandpa:(

[Kilrtoy]

your called grandpa
Oldest is 12 and it better be awhile a LONGGGGGGGGG WHILE

[LASERRAY]

When that pimple-faced **** at the drive- thru calls you "sir".:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kilrtoy]

when you stop getting carded for booze

[anxious]

you get the early bird dinner special at 4:30

[Kilrtoy]

AARP has you on their mailing list

[LASERRAY]

When you can no longer see your dicker over your belly.

[Kilrtoy]

When you can no longer see your dicker over your belly.
Lay down

[LASERRAY]

When you have nothing better to do that go online.............:rolleyes:

[Kilrtoy]

And chat with a brotha who is really a cracka

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
And chat with a brotha who is really a cracka
LOL! How did you know man? Ha!

[LASERRAY]

When you NEED an afternoon nap.

[Kilrtoy]

CUz your lips are moving but you aint jive talkin

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
CUz your lips are moving but you aint jive talkin
I begs your pardon. You gots to have soul in ya to be able to hear the words that be comin' out my mouf!!!:jawdrop:

[Cheap Thrills]

When your jamin to the song on the radio and the DJ does a station ID " This is oldies 95" and then they do a depends or ensure commercial .
I just thought I was going to bed .::rolleyes:
C.T. :wink

[Kilrtoy]

Thats too funny,
Depends, is no long an answer
its a must

[LASERRAY]

when the local obituaries look like your high school yearbook!:(

[blownmoney]

when the local obituaries look like your high school yearbook!
ouch!!!

[LASERRAY]

True!

[blownmoney]

when the ladie at the fast food counter asks you if you want your 10% discount!

[blownmoney]

When you want to bang the 45 year old milf that lives across the street.
yeah what he said...lol

[Back To Havasu]

When the opposite sex is checking out your kid
When both the mother and daughter look good:D

[Liberator TJ1984]

When your Girlfriend "Just turned 32" and you are damn proud to still be seen with her:rolleyes: :eek:

[BobS]

When you grow more hair on your ears than on the top of your head.

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
When your jamin to the song on the radio and the DJ does a station ID " This is oldies 95"
I just thought I was going to bed .::rolleyes:
C.T. :wink
I will listen to the oldies, the more songs I don't know teh younger I feel. Problem is I know most of them.:eek:

[91nordic29]

when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o

[NorCal Gameshow]

Originally posted by 91nordic29
when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o
somethin' like: mom i'd like to f@#%

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by 91nordic29
when you dont even knoe what a MILF is?? (somebody clue me in please).:o
Mother I like to "F":D

[MagicMtnDan]

when you avoid reading "you know you're getting old when" threads
PS: "MILF" is Click here (takes you to Adult content site that is not appropriate for work environment unless you work at Hustler magazine) (http://www.julides.com/julides/link.htm)

[JetBoatRich]

It is an quote from the Movie American Pie, if I remember right;)

[voodooCanoe]

When you put a album on the turn table and you kid asks "where did you get the big c/d dad!"

[91nordic29]

thanks. now i feel better. i now know that i am not one (milf). i could be, but i am not a mom.:wink:

[hd&boatrider]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
AARP has you on their mailing list
Or makes you the friggin' President...lol