Lines of the Year

[Jetboatguru]

Originally posted by Jet Hydro
Damn,,,,,, I`m glad I build my own motor`s
Originally posted by Phil Deez Nutts
So is everyone in the opposite lane from you!!
CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jet Hydro]

Damn Tony 45 views in 2 day`s and not one reply. What happen to your fan club?? Are they holding your fire suit jacket or what?:rolleyes:
Just for you I`ll "LOL" at your post. I`m ROTFLMAO <--- How`s that?
I don't want you thinking that it`s going to be a long winter ;) :D

[Sangster]

It sounded more like he was making a Statement....They don't always require a Rebuttal........:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Jetboatguru]

Originally posted by Jet Hydro
Damn Tony 45 views in 2 day`s and not one reply. What happen to your fan club?? Are they holding your fire suit jacket or what?:rolleyes:
Just for you I`ll "LOL" at your post. I`m ROTFLMAO <--- How`s that?
I don't want you thinking that it`s going to be a long winter ;) :D
It must really suck to be you Steve. My apologies go out to you and your family.
Congrats on all your "runner ups" , "did not fires" and "broke on lines" and you made a hell of a showing as an "also ran"
:D :D

[Jet Hydro]

Tony
thanks for the Congrats on all my "runner ups". ;)
As far as the "did not fires" and "broke on lines" :rolleyes: I only had that happen one time in 3 years, so "thanks just the same" :p ;)
How did ya do this year?
Haven't heard much about the great T.S. Waz up????

[Jetboatguru]

Been busy at the NJBA. The last race of the year was last weekend. The air was incredible and the boats hauled ass.
The TAF ran great for our first year with it. We won in Marble Falls and ran a couple of 6.6?s over the year. Are you still racing?

[Rexone]

contender. Posted by Viking...
The main reason i'm against being an organdonor is the risk of some sick surgeon**** transplanting my hetero asshole on to a gay that has worn his own out like a 10 year old strutbearing.
The viking.
:D

[Jet Hydro]

Sound`s like you had a pretty good season then. ;)
I only raced a few time`s this year, Went through a bad divorce and had to hide all the toy`s for a while. :mad:
We`v got the boat back to the shop and I`m in the middle of a new bottom for next season. Some day I would like to have more boat than motor...lol..

[Jetboatguru]

Hate to hear about those things Steve. Time to regroup and find your next future ex-wife.

[BigBoyToys]

From Havasu Doug's forum website;
" There's more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. "

[Jet Hydro]

I`v been working on my next Ex but I`ll have to keep her at least until the racing season is over next year.... I`v got to have some one drive the truck you know!:D ;)

[blownmoney]

The main reason i'm against being an organdonor is the risk of some sick surgeon**** transplanting my hetero asshole on to a gay that has worn his own out like a 10 year old strutbearing.
that is some funny shit!!!

[Kurtis500]

I dug deep for this one and its longer than a 'line'. This has to be the best flame job to date anywhere that I know of. Had me rolling on the floor again after I read it once more. Took place during an argument on the forums here in 3 different posts. Someone was posing as the others 'daddy'
Whoever did this, your a classic!
I have to apologize for my illegitimate son. His momma was on the pipe when he was in the womb. Please don't take anything he says to heart. Rectal-cranial perfusion has set in. His boat which is actually mine, only runs 62 so don't listen to what he says. Good day all.
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Well we lost our boy last night, he escaped out of the cellar and made his way to the computer. His typing was bad cuz he was cuffed and was wearing a ball gag. Please don't let his sensless prattle get to ya'll as he doesn't even own a boat. He has big plans to sell his 25 year old collection of Playgirl magazines in order to buy his first boat. But when it comes time to part with them, he just can't let go. Man, sticky little magazines. I caught the boy last week dressed up like Siegfried and Roy. He was in tights with a hole cut in the backside and he kept doing these jumping scissor kicks screaming "eat me I'm a danish."Now I know that this is not normal and this is not the way we raised him. Please accept our apologies.
Please don't encourage junior to post or make him feel like he is worth anything. This will only fuel him into more ding bat posts. He already has his trip to camp far whatever mapped out only he does not have a boat fast enough to compete. If anyone can put him up for the night it would be much appreciated. He only needs a blanket and passifier. You might want to lay down a plastic sheet though, he has a bladder problem.
:D :D :D :D

[Jet Hydro]

That`s some funny shit...I`m ROTFLMAO....
Where is that topic? I`v got to read THIS ONE :D

[Jrocket]

Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
At BBSP, our beef has mainly been with those hot tub car boat guys that still have not realized you'll never get a fast boat using a combination of car parts and spa fitting from Home Depot.

[MikeF]

This one is pretty good!;)
Originally posted by Fiat48
Jetboatguru has propellors you can borrow.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Jet Hydro]

Originally posted by superdave013
That's a great idea.
Predictions: :D
HB jet will be next fastest and will also be quicker the 565 edge. :D
I`m still ROTFLMAO :D