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HCS
11-19-2003, 10:43 PM
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her kerds away.....
down came a spider, sat down beside her and said
" Hey bitch wanna **** "
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do some hanky panky.....
Jack went ooh, Jill went ahh, and down came little Franky.
Hickory dickory dock, your girlfriend sucked my cock.....
the clock struck 2, I dropped my gew and drop the bitch off at
the next block.
Georgy porgy pudding pie.... jacked off in his girlfriends eye....
when that eye was dry and shut, Georgy ****ed that one-eyed
slut.
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:46 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with 2.50, whooooooaaaa!
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:48 PM
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candle-stick
He missed and broke his dick.
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:50 PM
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Shinning on this parking lot, as I eat my girlfriends twat.
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:51 PM
Little boy blew, he needed the money.
MagicMtnDan
11-19-2003, 10:53 PM
This reminds me of a Hoss post 'cept his are more original
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:53 PM
Peter, Peter punkin eater, had a wife and love to beat her,
Smacked her twice across the head, ****ed her ass and went to
bed.
HCS
11-19-2003, 10:59 PM
Little HOSS Cartright,
Sat in a corner upright.
While he jacked off!:p
HCS
11-19-2003, 11:04 PM
What the hell.
HOSS be nimble, HOSS be quick,
HOSS jump over a candle-stick
He missed and broke his dick!:yuk:
That's more fitting.:p
JustMVG
11-19-2003, 11:23 PM
Old Mother hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone, when she bent over , Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own, OOOHHH!!!!
Rod-64
11-19-2003, 11:42 PM
There was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a twat, I would **** it."
gigamurph
11-19-2003, 11:43 PM
Andrew Dice Clay and the incomparable Sam Kinnison.....now those are my true HEROES!:D
Rod-64
11-19-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by gigamurph
Andrew Dice Clay and the incomparable Sam Kinnison.....now those are my true HEROES!:D
Had tickets to Kinnisons show in Laughlin the day he died.......sad day......the best there was.:(
JustMVG
11-20-2003, 12:36 AM
Sam Kinison, when he did the first Young comics special for Rodney Dangerfield on HBO F-ing Killed, the whole news crew in Africa bit, "No No don't give him the sandwich yet" or "if you want to eat move to where the food is you see this? This is sand you live in a ****ing desert, Ah ah ahhhhhh!!!!
Or the bit where he asks the wife if he can go out with guys, "But honey all the other guys are taking their's, nope guys she won't let me take my dick, nope, hey guys if you see me, do me a favor, kill me kill me now im in hell, Ahh Ahh AHHHHHH
Wish i could find a copy of that special it is a classic.
Saw Sam at the Universal Amphitheater, and damn near peed my pant's .
Mike VG
Rod you should see what the tix you have are worth on E bay...
Rod-64
11-20-2003, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by MandMVG
Sam Kinison, when he did the first Young comics special for Rodney Dangerfield on HBO F-ing Killed, the whole news crew in Africa bit, "No No don't give him the sandwich yet" or "if you want to eat move to where the food is you see this? This is sand you live in a ****ing desert, Ah ah ahhhhhh!!!!
Or the bit where he asks the wife if he can go out with guys, "But honey all the other guys are taking their's, nope guys she won't let me take my dick, nope, hey guys if you see me, do me a favor, kill me kill me now im in hell, Ahh Ahh AHHHHHH
Wish i could find a copy of that special it is a classic.
Saw Sam at the Universal Amphitheater, and damn near peed my pant's .
Mike VG
Rod you should see what the tix you have are worth on E bay...
It was a will call deal....unfortunately..:rolleyes:
Rod-64
11-20-2003, 02:31 AM
I wonder what ever became of the drunken scumbag who hit him? (Kinison).......Hope he's still rotting in jail.:mad:
Cheap Thrills
11-20-2003, 08:01 AM
Little Jack Horner ,
sat in the corner eating his pumpkin pie.
Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plumb ,
and said "Holey shit am I high !"
Old King Cole was a merry old soul ,
a merry old soul was he .
He called for his PIPE and he called for his BOWL.
I guess we all know about old king Cole.
Thanks George Carlan. from the album "Toledo window box"
C.T.:wink: