View Full Version : Attn: Mr. HOSS
Paul B.
11-20-2003, 05:21 AM
Repentance is one of the most powerful redemptive principles of the restored gospel of Jesus Christ. Without it, there would be no eternal progression, no possibility of becoming Christlike, no relief from the burden of guilt that every human incurs in a lifetime. With it, there is the glorious promise uttered by Isaiah that even for grievous sins there might be forgiveness: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool" (Isa. 1:18).
cal***boat
11-20-2003, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by Paul B.
Repentance is one of the most powerful redemptive principles of the restored gospel of Jesus Christ. Without it, there would be no eternal progression, no possibility of becoming Christlike, no relief from the burden of guilt that every human incurs in a lifetime. With it, there is the glorious promise uttered by Isaiah that even for grievous sins there might be forgiveness: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool" (Isa. 1:18).
:confused: So tell us what your really trying to say to good ole Hoss :confused:
Cut thru the religion crap and get to your point, Are you telling Hoss to repent for all his sins ?
I'am sure you don't even know who Hoss is and have no idea about his personal life and times.
You should go back to your homepage (CLICK HERE (http://www.funtrivia.com/bb.cfm?boardid=29) ) and post there.
Blown 472
11-20-2003, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Paul B.
Repentance is one of the most powerful redemptive principles of the restored gospel of Jesus Christ. Without it, there would be no eternal progression, no possibility of becoming Christlike, no relief from the burden of guilt that every human incurs in a lifetime. With it, there is the glorious promise uttered by Isaiah that even for grievous sins there might be forgiveness: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool" (Isa. 1:18).
Look everyone, they taught a sheep to type.
JetBoatRich
11-20-2003, 08:08 AM
Have to worry about people who PHOTO CHOP other mens junk:rolleyes:
OLDRAT
11-20-2003, 08:28 AM
So Hossy is suppost to repent for showing his cock?
His only sin was not having a solid nine-incher.
OutCole'd
11-20-2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by OLDRAT
So Hossy is suppost to repent for showing his cock?
His only sin was not having a solid nine-incher.
LMAO:D :D
leibniz
11-20-2003, 08:59 AM
I would certainly be repenting if I posted a pic of my 9 inch cactus... :frown:
91nordic29
11-20-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by OLDRAT
So Hossy is suppost to repent for showing his cock?
His only sin was not having a solid nine-incher.
yeah, really!!!;) :p
leibniz
11-20-2003, 09:22 AM
It aint right to preach at others. Call them down, chop them up, send them nasty PM mail, humiliate them in public; sure. But preaching at them; that just aint right... :rolleyes:
Froggystyle
11-20-2003, 09:31 AM
I'm not entirely sure, but I think this guy may be trying a weird attempt at being funny based on the pic, but I have been wrong before.
In case you weren't, Hot Boat is notorious for being populated by mostly free thinkers. I personally don't like religion forced upon me, and humor based on things of this nature remind us of the restrictions being imposed on our lives on a daily basis by those who feel uncomfortable with free expression and action.
If you were joking, say you were joking. Please.
He probably wants Hoss to repent for that ...Devil Wart...on his Dugan.....:D
Tom Brown
11-20-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
He probably wants Hoss to repent for that ...Devil Wart...on his Dugan.....:D
Yeah... hey HOSS... post a close up of that thing. Let's see if it's anything to worry about.
We're looking out for ya, buddy. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
FasterPussyCat
11-20-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Froggystyle
I'm not entirely sure, but I think this guy may be trying a weird attempt at being funny based on the pic, but I have been wrong before.
In case you weren't, Hot Boat is notorious for being populated by mostly free thinkers. I personally don't like religion forced upon me, and humor based on things of this nature remind us of the restrictions being imposed on our lives on a daily basis by those who feel uncomfortable with free expression and action.
If you were joking, say you were joking. Please.
he should go back to THE LORD.COM
sorry dog
11-20-2003, 06:06 PM
You are all going to Hell.
Except RiverDave. I don't even think Satan could put up with that much post whoring.
fourspeednup
11-20-2003, 06:11 PM
Whoever's going had best save me a good seat. You know the one close to the devil girls with the horns and huge tits.;)
Kind of like this one
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sorry dog
11-20-2003, 07:04 PM
Maybe Hoss is in church right now...
"...forgive me father for I have sinned."
"What did you do my child?"
"I got really drunk and took pictures of my dick and posted them on an internet board."
"I see my son. And what internet board would this be?"
"***boat.com"
"I see. Do 5 hail mary's and the Lord will forgive you. I shall have to see this board myself to make sure there are no other sinners..."
cal***boat
11-20-2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by sorry dog
Maybe Hoss is in church right now...
"...forgive me father for I have sinned."
"What did you do my child?"
"I got really drunk and took pictures of my dick and posted them on an internet board."
"I see my son. And what internet board would this be?"
"***boat.com"
"I see. Do 5 hail mary's and the Lord will forgive you. I shall have to see this board myself to make sure there are no other sinners..."
HOLTSHIT, Were all screwed now.
OutCole'd
11-20-2003, 07:19 PM
Can I get a big ol "Shut the ****" up for this Paul B?
Amen
spectratoad
11-20-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by sorry dog
You are all going to Hell.
Except RiverDave. I don't even think Satan could put up with that much post whoring.
Well if I do I guess I will deal with it. Remember though, that is where all the bad girls are!!:eek:
fourspeednup
11-20-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by spectratoad
Well if I do I guess I will deal with it. Remember though, that is where all the bad girls are!!:eek:
That's what I'm talkin about...the little red, devil girls with the horns:burningm: :burningm:
****in` warts! Good photochop. Repent for what? A solid 9". Its 9.5 mofo. My wacko jacko wasn`t even close to hard. I`d say more like rigamortis after that many beers. Now, if your referring to a solid 9 on the sag,,,,well damn bro,,,,you would be swingin` lumber.:eek:
I am attending church again. I am planning to start this Sunday.
Next time,,,wait,,,,if there were a next time I would only post pics of me blowin` dirt. In other words I`m a changed man.
blownmoney
11-20-2003, 08:31 PM
rigamortis
rigamortis means stiff bro......;)
Ya`ll need to be cool to Paul B. He does have a point. We need a little more love in da house. This place is becoming like when Moses got the 10 Commandments and evry one was fornicating on statues of donkeys made out of gold. Thats right bra, I saw that movie when I was a kid. Tell us more Paul B. I would love to hear what you have to say. Please enlighten me brother. Help me find the way. I don`t want to be a sheep, I wanna be a shepard!
Originally posted by blownmoney
rigamortis means stiff bro......;)
When rigamortis is setting in its still limp. And when full blown rigamortis is set in its stiff and BLOATED!
Kilrtoy
11-20-2003, 08:34 PM
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SICK f#$@S WERE MEASURING IT, NEVER MIND I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHY OTHER MEN WERE MEASURING.
pOOR JESUS HE IS NOW ON THE WART......
And your the only guy out there that hasn`t measured his worm. Come on bro. With the stretch factor I can get 14!:mad:
Rexone
11-20-2003, 08:39 PM
is that like 14mm from right side of brain to left side of brain under full concentration mode?
:D
cal***boat
11-20-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by HOSS
And your the only guy out there that hasn`t measured his worm. Come on bro. With the stretch factor I can get 14!:mad: Hell Hoss now I know who you really are, Your Ron Jeramey thats in all those porno movies my 2 boys have stashed under there beds arent you.
Keep UP the good work Hoss and let me know when your next movie cums out.
Tom Brown
11-20-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by cal***boat
[B][FONT=century gothic]...Your Ron Jeramey thats in all those porno movies my 2 boys have stashed under there beds arent you.
Why don't you let them keep their material in the media cabinet beside yours? :confused:
MRS FLYIN VEE
11-20-2003, 09:09 PM
yah Hoss thats great.. 1+4 =5 :D :D
cal***boat
11-20-2003, 09:24 PM
Well Tom we have found that is best that everyone has thier own copy of all the porno moveis here in our place. That way no will get mad if one of the movies come up missing.
http://www.heritagecustomdesigns.com/images/bookcase.jpg
This is the media center in the family room were we keep our collection
Tom Brown
11-20-2003, 09:47 PM
That's some beautiful woodwork, CHB.
Kilrtoy
11-22-2003, 02:08 PM
Now that we ahve seen you in full glory, when do we get to see MRS Hoss:D
Keithb87
11-22-2003, 03:10 PM
Yeah!!! Where's Mrs Hoss???? :D :D
Kilrtoy
11-22-2003, 03:31 PM
She saw the wart and is filing for divorce.......
TheLurker
11-22-2003, 03:38 PM
When word gets out about the pic from PaulB will all of those people that go on a pilgrimage to see a likeness Jeasus in a glass window be lineing up for miles to get a look at HOSS's dick?
Kilrtoy
11-22-2003, 03:39 PM
Heard they already were
More like a crusade.
Warts! Jesus H.
Mrs. HOSS ain`t coming on here. If she new I did that naked pics, she`d be pissed.
Originally posted by HOSS
More like a crusade.
Warts! Jesus H.
Mrs. HOSS ain`t coming on here. If she new I did that naked pics, she`d be pissed.
I'm pissed!:D
j/k HOSS I don't give a **** what you do.:p
Kilrtoy
11-23-2003, 12:58 AM
Im pissed now that she is not cuming
So more naked pics are deffinately out of the question?:D
Kachina26
12-05-2006, 01:47 AM
Look everyone, they taught a sheep to type.Have you ever said anything intelligent?
Kachina26
09-03-2007, 10:09 PM
Have you ever said anything intelligent?
I'll take that as a no.
Kilrtoy
09-03-2007, 10:13 PM
I'll take that as a no.
I'll second that on this old thread
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