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LASERRAY
11-27-2003, 12:06 PM
I've got a 34 inch waist........................................

JetBoatRich
11-27-2003, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I've got a 34 inch waist........................................
So 33 is ok:confused:

LASERRAY
11-27-2003, 12:16 PM
That's ok dear, you go out with the girls, i'll clean-up.

LASERRAY
11-27-2003, 12:53 PM
No honey, not tonight, I just want to be held.............................

jbtrailerjim
11-27-2003, 01:08 PM
Well yes honey your ass does look big in those jeans.:eek:

Keithb87
11-27-2003, 01:10 PM
Jenny let me put in her Butt ..... :D :D

LASERRAY
11-27-2003, 01:12 PM
Wife's Question: Honey, do these pants make me look fat?
Husbands Reply: No honey, your ass makes you look fat!:D

LASERRAY
11-27-2003, 01:13 PM
But honey, your sister swallows.:p

Keithb87
11-27-2003, 01:14 PM
Wife : Do you think I look good?
Husband : Bring me another beer and I'll answer that for ya. :D :D :D

Kilrtoy
11-27-2003, 01:35 PM
Call your wife by her mothers name during sex:eek:

Keithb87
11-27-2003, 01:39 PM
If you loved me you would ..;)

Jungle Boy
11-27-2003, 01:40 PM
**** me, look at that broads tits over there. Are they ever nice.

Kilrtoy
11-27-2003, 01:41 PM
Since you wont ,
Can I get a girlfriend who will

Keithb87
11-27-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Since you wont ,
Can I get a girlfriend who will
LOL :D

Kilrtoy
11-27-2003, 01:43 PM
Your friend Natalie is cute,
can she join us in bed.....

Keithb87
11-27-2003, 01:45 PM
Hoss I want to have a threesome with you and your boy friend Boozer..... :D :D

Kilrtoy
11-27-2003, 01:48 PM
Oh that is the thread taker.....:D :eek: :D :eek:
The other night he might have taken you up on that

Elk Chaser
11-27-2003, 01:52 PM
Honey, roll over will ya I need something a little tighter...

TRG
11-27-2003, 01:59 PM
" this ****in' turkey is to dry, im goin' to Del Taco"
!

Kilrtoy
11-27-2003, 02:36 PM
I have never heard it called a turkey and the mexican girl called del taco..
oooppps
your talking about food

Elk Chaser
11-27-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I have never heard it called a turkey and the mexican girl called del taco..
oooppps
your talking about food
:D Good one

Dr. Eagle
11-27-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I have never heard it called a turkey and the mexican girl called del taco..
oooppps
your talking about food
LOL!!!:D

Dr. Eagle
11-27-2003, 06:17 PM
Would you make your famous meatloaf???

LASERRAY
11-28-2003, 10:16 PM
Honey, Does this Speedo make me look fat?:D

LASERRAY
11-28-2003, 10:37 PM
Bartender, I'll have another ZIMA!:yuk:

LASERRAY
11-29-2003, 08:58 AM
Phonecall: " Yes hi, AAA, i have a flat tire, can you come change it for me?:(

MagicMtnDan
11-29-2003, 09:00 AM
I liked your old hairdo better :eek:

MagicMtnDan
11-29-2003, 09:02 AM
In a Victoria's Secret store: "does this come in child's sizes?"
What not to say during an argument with her:
1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
2. "Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."
3. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
4. "Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?"
5. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"
6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
7. "Whoa, time out. Football is on."
8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!"
9. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

LASERRAY
11-29-2003, 09:02 AM
Oh yea! That feels good! mmmmmmmmmm! Ok, now your whole hand!:yuk:

1stepcloser
11-29-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Oh yea! That feels good! mmmmmmmmmm! Ok, now your whole hand!:yuk:
Fag.

LASERRAY
11-29-2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by 1stepcloser
Fag. If that was directed at me then **** YOU!You obviously don't have a sense of humor dumbass!:mad:
If it wasn't then I apoligize.:cool:

1stepcloser
11-29-2003, 11:15 AM
My, arent we angry this morning.
**** me? No thank you.
I do indeed have a sense of humor, you, apparently, dont get it.
Lets review;
Originally posted by LASERRAY;
Oh yea! That feels good! mmmmmmmmmm! Ok, now your whole hand! :yuk:
Hmmmm.... I inferred from this, digital anal penetration from your sexual partner, with intense satifaction. I also was able to "get" the humor implied from the "yuk" smilie.
I assumed that if you could imply humor in a post, you would also be able to get the humor implied from my response.
I apologize that you did not, and accept your apology in kind.

Kilrtoy
11-29-2003, 11:21 AM
Whats wrong with anal, As lond as im the pitcher and she is cathing:eek!:

victorfb
11-29-2003, 11:23 AM
but honey, CZ's look better than diamonds.
besides, i spent all the money on the new boat engine.

1stepcloser
11-29-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Whats wrong with anal?
I didnt say there's anything wrong with anal sex, at all.:)

MRS FLYIN VEE
11-29-2003, 11:30 AM
:D :D

LASERRAY
11-29-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by 1stepcloser
My, arent we angry this morning.
**** me? No thank you.
I do indeed have a sense of humor, you, apparently, dont get it.
Lets review;
Hmmmm.... I inferred from this, digital anal penetration from your sexual partner, with intense satifaction. I also was able to "get" the humor implied from the "yuk" smilie.
I assumed that if you could imply humor in a post, you would also be able to get the humor implied from my response.
I apologize that you did not, and accept your apology in kind.
Sorry 1STEP. I knew you were savey enough to find the joke in that post. Truce.:cool: