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spectratoad
12-01-2003, 11:57 AM
Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
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> > > > > > >Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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> > > > > > >**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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> > > > > > >By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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FMluvswater
12-01-2003, 01:14 PM
LMAO! :D What can I say? I'm nosy. :D I listen usually ... well okay when it's convenient ... or if it's something I wanted to do anyway. ;) :D

spectratoad
12-01-2003, 01:26 PM
You know it is kinda boring with you just out there lurking. How is the great white north these days?

FMluvswater
12-01-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by spectratoad
You know it is kinda boring with you just out there lurking. How is the great white north these days?
Well thankfully there's no white stuff here yet but it's definitely cold. :yuk: What's wrong with lurking? I thought I was supposed to be seen and not heard? ;) LOL! :D

Keithb87
12-01-2003, 07:38 PM
LOL :D
And soooooooooo True :D

spectratoad
12-01-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Well thankfully there's no white stuff here yet but it's definitely cold. :yuk: What's wrong with lurking? I thought I was supposed to be seen and not heard? ;) LOL! :D
And who told you that? Nothin wrong with lurking though.

FMluvswater
12-01-2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by spectratoad
And who told you that? Nothin wrong with lurking though.
I was being facetious. :D Nobody has ever said that to me ... but I suspect some have wanted to. LOL! ;) :D Lurking can be fun ... does diddley squat for post numbers but it's okay. :)
I keep trying to stay in lurk mode but the lures ... sometimes it's just too much. :)

acatitude
12-01-2003, 11:06 PM
todd, you have way to much spare time , get back to work on the crib