View Full Version : Time to Loose Some Weight
bronco88
12-03-2003, 11:24 AM
Ok, I have really let myself go over the last few years and I need to loose alot of weight.
Anyway, Mrs. Bronco has given me quite an incentive if I go with her to Weight Watchers, which I have been trying for a couple of weeks.
See if you can guess what the incentive is.
LASERRAY
12-03-2003, 11:26 AM
Um, She won't kick you out/ cheat on you?:D
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 11:29 AM
She'll let you play the role of the man in bed??:D
beyondhelpin
12-03-2003, 11:30 AM
Daily blowjobs?!
If so you better get on the protien diet!
Keithb87
12-03-2003, 11:31 AM
You get to have Anal sex with her???:D
OR
You get to use the Strap-on that she normally uses on you ?? :eek: :eek:
MsDrmr
12-03-2003, 11:31 AM
Lets see,,,,,man, wish, incentive,,,, a threesome
RandyH
12-03-2003, 11:35 AM
Get it in writing, They always wuss out .
RandyH
BLUBYU
12-03-2003, 11:35 AM
Lose some weight and she won't leave your fat ass.....:D :D
Jungle Boy
12-03-2003, 11:40 AM
She'll lose that strap-on.
gnarley
12-03-2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by BLUBYU
Lose some weight and she won't leave your fat ass.....:D :D
That's hitting below the belt :D
Danhercules
12-03-2003, 11:55 AM
New boat?:eek!:
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 11:58 AM
She'll give you your balls back??:D :D
bronco88
12-03-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by beyondhelpin
Daily blowjobs?!
If so you better get on the protien diet!
Close!
BJ every 10 pounds lost.
And I mean a REAL BJ.
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by bronco88
Close!
BJ every 10 pounds lost.
And I mean a REAL BJ.
Just what is a "real" bj??
78Eliminator
12-03-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Just what is a "real" bj??
The kind where they keep gagging and a big long string of phlem and spit is hanging from their bottom chin.....
LASERRAY
12-03-2003, 01:01 PM
Is that the best she could do? How about anal for every LB?:p
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
The kind where they keep gagging and a big long string of phlem and spit is hanging from their bottom chin.....
and their arms are thrashing around trying to make you let go of the back of her head?
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 01:03 PM
Hows bout you get to fist her for every ten pounds, butter is cheap you know.
bronco88
12-03-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
The kind where they keep gagging and a big long string of phlem and spit is hanging from their bottom chin.....
Uh....basically that is it.
Jungle Boy
12-03-2003, 01:08 PM
Bust a bunch of ribs and then eat only jello for 5 days, while they look for internal injuries. I lost about 8 lbs in 5 days. She'll be gagging by the end of the weekend.:cool:
Keithb87
12-03-2003, 01:20 PM
I'd hold out for ANAL :D
bronco88
12-03-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Jungle Boy
Bust a bunch of ribs and then eat only jello for 5 days, while they look for internal injuries. I lost about 8 lbs in 5 days. She'll be gagging by the end of the weekend.:cool:
Hmmmm.....seems like it would hurt when you start breathing heavy.:D
GrapeApe
12-03-2003, 01:45 PM
I can't believe you have to lose weight for your old lady to Blow You.. I don't think I will ever get married hearing a story like that. I think my Fat Ass will stay single, and bring a new chick to the River each trip. That has worked great so far..:D
bronco88
12-03-2003, 01:47 PM
She has never really liked it, but maybe it is because I am overweight.
So I loose some weight for her and I get BJs.
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by bronco88
She has never really liked it, but maybe it is because I am overweight.
So I loose some weight for her and I get BJs.
She has never really liked it, and you married her, why??
Jungle Boy
12-03-2003, 01:58 PM
Axe murder her and cut her up into small pieces and dump her in the desert. Then you can start over in another town. A town where the girls love to blow. :D
Maybe you should stop eating her pussy for a week or so before you kill her, so she knows that something is up.
78Eliminator
12-03-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Jungle Boy
Axe murder her and cut her up into small pieces and dump her in the desert. Then you can start over in another town. A town where the girls love to blow. :D
Maybe you should stop eating her pussy for a week or so before you kill her, so she knows that something is up.
Holy shit, someone else with my demented sense of humor! A long lost brother perhaps????
Originally posted by Blown 472
She'll give you your balls back??:D :D
We're not talking about Waterndog, are we? :D
Jungle Boy
12-03-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Holy shit, someone else with my demented sense of humor! A long lost brother perhaps????
Humor?? I see nothing funny about this situation.:mad:
bronco88
12-03-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
She has never really liked it, and you married her, why??
Big boobs. :D
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by bronco88
Big boobs. :D
She do anal???
78Eliminator
12-03-2003, 02:13 PM
She drink your piss?
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
She drink your piss?
LMAO:D :cool:
diggler
12-03-2003, 02:19 PM
Oh you guys are killing me! All my co-workers want to read what's up on my screen because I can't stop laughing at this, or the thread on different names for a pussy.!! :D :D
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 02:21 PM
Have you ever used a shovel handle or vegitable in or on her?
Jungle Boy
12-03-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
She drink your piss?
Coffee out my nose on that one.:D :D
78Eliminator
12-03-2003, 02:22 PM
She tongue your cinnamon ring from behind while giving you a reach around?
Blown 472
12-03-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
She tongue your cinnamon ring from behind while giving you a reach around?
Hell, bitch do dat shit she is a keeper, "real" bj or not.
Then maybe you could brown clown her??
bronco88
12-03-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
She do anal???
Yes!
78Eliminator
12-03-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by bronco88
Yes!
We're not talking about her shoving ball park franks up your dumper, you know.......
Phil Deez Knutts
12-03-2003, 02:38 PM
Drink 16 oz of Pineapple juice a day for a week before the BJ.....she may make it a daily routine!!
Mullet
12-03-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by bronco88
Ok, I have really let myself go over the last few years and I need to loose alot of weight.
Anyway, Mrs. Bronco has given me quite an incentive if I go with her to Weight Watchers, which I have been trying for a couple of weeks.
See if you can guess what the incentive is.
Spelling lessons for "lose" and " a lot"?
spectratoad
12-03-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Phil Deez Knutts
Drink 16 oz of Pineapple juice a day for a week before the BJ.....she may make it a daily routine!!
:confused: :confused:
Phil Deez Knutts
12-03-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by spectratoad
:confused: :confused:
Lets just say it makes for a sweet suprise for her!;)
Mullet
12-03-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Phil Deez Knutts
Drink 16 oz of Pineapple juice a day for a week before the BJ.....she may make it a daily routine!!
It will have to be diet pineapple juice. He is on a diet and cant drink all that sugar and carbs.
JetBoatRich
12-03-2003, 05:25 PM
One od the funniest threads I ever read:eek!:
LASERRAY
12-03-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
She drink your piss?
How about letting you take a Big Dump on her chest??? ( A Cleaveland Steamer!)!!!:D :D :D
MagicMtnDan
12-03-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by mrsdrmr
Lets see,,,,,man, wish, incentive,,,, a threesome
Looks like someone's been paying attention! :D Attagirl!
beyondhelpin
12-03-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
She has never really liked it, and you married her, why??
Cause she can cook?!;) :D :D
This thread is funnier than hell.
You need to step up the bj to pound ratio...once you plateau you'll be all blue-balled again.
To offer encouragement, I too am jumping on the diet bandwagon, a month ahead of the old new years resolution. To start, I am cutting out my evening beer drinking :cry: :cry: :cry:
and without my beer, I've been on edge so f*!#@k off!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
j/k
LASERRAY
12-03-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by C-2
This thread is funnier than hell.
You need to step up the bj to pound ratio...once you plateau you'll be all blue-balled again.
To offer encouragement, I too am jumping on the diet bandwagon, a month ahead of the old new years resolution. To start, I am cutting out my evening beer drinking :cry: :cry: :cry:
and without my beer, I've been on edge so f*!#@k off!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
j/k
Dude, Just mix in a salad! You can't quit beer and you know it. :cool:
JetBoatRich
12-03-2003, 08:34 PM
amazing what you will have to do for a few seconds of pleasure.
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