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anxious
12-05-2003, 07:48 PM
1.Can you cry under water?
2.How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
3 If money doesn't grow on tree$, then why do bank$ have branches$?
4.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5.Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in, for eternity?
7.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8.What did cured ham actually have?
9.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12.If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
16.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17.If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
AND FINALLY...
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Kilrtoy
12-05-2003, 07:56 PM
15.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
2 dicks in the same place is one too many, But you can never have enought kittty cats around.....

Boatcop
12-05-2003, 08:01 PM
Do we have to tell a mime that he has the right to remain silent?
Why is there braile on a drive through ATM?

anxious
12-05-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
15.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
2 dicks in the same place is one too many, But you can never have enought kittty cats around.....
:D :D :D

mickeyfinn
12-05-2003, 08:22 PM
What about Pepsi Free?
Doesn't the name imply that it doesn't have pepsi in it?
If Almond joy has nuts and mounds don't why do they cost the same?

73beast
12-05-2003, 08:25 PM
Don't remember which one, but at a high school basketball tournment,they had a dressing room for the refs that also was marked in braile

spectratoad
12-06-2003, 08:36 AM
When a bunch of flying fish jump out of the water are they still a school of fish or are they now a flock???:confused:

anxious
12-06-2003, 01:56 PM
I like #5
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM machines?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Elk Chaser
12-06-2003, 04:30 PM
Anxious you have way too much time on your hands........
Or too many drugs on your brain........
And Where the hell is 714 anyways?

anxious
12-06-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Elk Chaser
Anxious you have way too much time on your hands........
Or too many drugs on your brain........
And Where the hell is 714 anyways?
i work 50 hrs a week, those are just emails that i recieved.
never touched drugs
714 is the area code for orange county in southern california :D