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MJ19
12-15-2003, 04:47 PM
...wish you a Happy Holiday Season with this cheery poem :D
Money's Short
Times are Hard
Here's your F*cking
Christmas Card
Twas the Night Before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the f*cker had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
The son of a B*tch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
and have a hell of a night

Elk Chaser
12-15-2003, 05:17 PM
That's the spirit! :D

Mandelon
12-15-2003, 07:00 PM
Damn, Wifey is back with a vengeance!! :D

Dr. Eagle
12-15-2003, 10:08 PM
Yeah, bah Humbug!!!!!!!!

TheLurker
12-15-2003, 11:05 PM
Thats just not right.

MJ19
12-16-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Damn, Wifey is back with a vengeance!! :D
LOL :D